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Hjoln 🔜 NFC

@gryphjoln.bsky.social
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(pronounced /çjoln/) linktr.ee/hjoln <- all my links!! FR/EN | 30 - He/Him - Ace @osufr.live head of referees Switch golf speedrun connoisseur, also specializes in kusoge/bakage & 2D platformers Very occasional NSFW (pfp: @naeriie.bsky.social)

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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want you to meet my boy Mercutio (or Merc for short). He's a top and very into hypno (that tail ain't just for show). As for what bits, he has a nice taper. I don't have NSFW drawings of him yet so you'll have a bit of freedom. :>
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's QueueCon time #EF30
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So today is #GryphonAppreciationDay. When picking my sona in 2019, I chose a gryphon as my species after falling in love with them. 7 years and many friendships later, I'm proud of having my avian friends be a second family. Shout out to all y'all catbirds :> (both arts by @naeriie.bsky.social)
A gryphon strutting proudly with his wings slightly unfurledA gryphon loafing, content expression
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm definitely interested :>v Thank you for the opportunity!
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sounds about right
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
She wants the speculoos
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
feels like cheating but here's one %> (I need to plan to make art of him soon)
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I cleaned my screen halfway through, it might have helped (and I MASSIVELY lucked out on a guess in the later ones).
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We all know that protogens love phishing
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It's nice to have some scenery changes once in a while
Picture of the Côte Sauvage (Quiberon, France)
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
hm. Knew something was in that water. It's #Storktober ! Time to get that beak clappin'. (pfp by @becdegaz.hoof.place )
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Nuit Nanarland ce soir :>
Début de file d'attente au Grand Rex
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Chocobo on a plane, where will he go
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If you're ever wondering if YouTube's auto-translate feature is still bad, just look at the translated title of this French video about the sprinter Gout Gout. It will never not be funny to me.
Auto-translated title of a French video titled "L'Héritier d'Usain Bolt: Gout Gout", translated completely literally to "Usain Bolt's Heir: Taste Taste".
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Joyeux anniversaire! :> en vrai un zozio en mode canard en plastique ça fait ton sur ton
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Let's face it, it was about time I got one for myself. Thanks to @umbreonoctie.bsky.social for the badge! Still a pleasure :> #NFC25
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
To the suiter that came up to me earlier, I'm sorry I was so awkward, not really thinking straight at 1am. I swear I'll be able to hold a conversation next time we come across each other 😭 Signed, the guy with the Starset jacket (pic attached, if anyone knows the suiter please lmk) #NFC2025
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
ayyy nice finally a time I'm satisfied with :) I stumbled a few times, I think sub-2:45 is doable but beyond that I just don't know %>
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Hjoln 🔜 NFC @gryphjoln.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Okay so on a whim I was browsing itchio to look for games I could play, and I came across this gem by @jdm0079.bsky.social. Yep. I'm going to speedrun this. jdmgames.itch.io/parallel-pro... <- if you want to give it a try, it's a nice quick platform-puzzler. :>
header page for "Ambrose Patovich in Parallel Problems", 2D platformer on itch.io.

synopsis reads: "Professor Ambrose Patovich is researching parallel realities. His experiments with opening a doorway between this reality and another have thus far been frustrated.

But his most recent experiment was more successful than it seemed! Now, at will, he can shift between this reality and another that is exactly like it, only offset by about fifty-two inches."
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