Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh, common. Snotty Rees Mogg said 8 years ago that it will take 50 years before Brexit will be a success. Have a bit a patience for heavens sake. Only another 42 years to go before we all head to the sunny uplands 🥳🥳 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What a lovely rainbow 🌈 of colour. I recommend that when Nigel Farage gets bored with his current limited company party that he calls the next iteration the 'Citizens Reunited Again Party' and selects a shade of brown as the party colour. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How shocking to see a once great nation and the former leading country of the free world descend into total far right barbarism. Hang you heads in shame MAGA supporters. 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Double entendres, Eh. I just love them. Especially the ones with Stilton and Lavish Crackers 😋😋 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What a laugh Kevin is. He sure knows how to whip up a crowd with fantastic jokes and props. He totally dispelled that old trope about never working with alcohol and animals!. Hip hip Tory! 161
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Poor AJ is so desperate to be a c list 'celebrity' he is willing to accept the GB News poisoned chalice. Bless.... 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Rumour has it he is busy writing a book to accompany his famous 30p recipe bible. The new book is to be called 'Budget Cock Tales'. But will he rise to the occasion and show all his self serving reform colleagues who think they are big knobs that he is actually a mixologist or just a shyster?. 040
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unfortunately it's too late for a doctor. She needs to be sectioned pretty dam quickly before she does herself any serious harm. 011
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There is some debate taking place about the type of sausage that's involved. 🤔🤔 220
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I never said he was. I was merely questioning why anyone would be silly enough to pay good money to read about the historical feud between the two proper Charlies. 120
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fools & their money are easily parted. Ever paused to ask the pertinent question, why has 4 times married Charles Spencer (not exactly a paragon of virtue) waited so very long to write this book about the indignation he feels towards the other Charlie? Wants to make a lot of £ from the gullable? 120
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How much is 4 times married Charlie Spencer hoping to make from his reveal all, mischief making book? What the sequel be called 'The Two Proper Charlies'. 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I cannot understand why the BBC keeps overlooking Dame Andrea Jenkyns as our Eurovision entry performer. After all she writes her own very catchy songs and is a magnificent performer! youtu.be/2sS96BAiOWI?...youtu.beDame Andrea Jenkyns performs self-written song 'Insomniac' at Reform UK conferenceYouTube video by Guardian News 120
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I thought it was King Cancute, at first. Then I realised he was a just was King Crazy K#nt. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Heil Stickler! They all shouted in unision. The fuhrer, Adolf Farage, lapped up the salute (but later claimed he wasn't actually listening) 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Latest picture of Nigel trying to dismiss the new allegations of illegal funding as loose pub chat. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is there a online training college for bigots, xenophobes and racists who have aspirations to be presenters on the Garbage Bullshit 'News' chanel? (Probably 30p Lee and Snooty Rees Mogg are guest tutors and Nige Farage is VICE Chancellor!) 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Lizz Truss ➡️ bowl of wilted lettuce leaves 🍃 (Cos she's a bit of a Butterhead and loves floating next to an Iceberg) 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m guessing that Stupidly has a lovely house in the country far away from the car emissions of London? 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Isn't it so encouraging to see so many ladies in the cabinet. And not before time! (And so colourful too - who says politics is always dull and boring) 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Judging by their moves, these scarecrows may well be contenders for this year's Scarecrow Morris Dancers competition. Here is this year's guest judge: 1100
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Has Tice abandoned Dubai and moved to an apartment with fine views of the great pyramids outside Cairo? It sure looks like it. 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026'Oh golly, how deliciously jolly, I can't wait' Peter (fully paid up member of Reform Youth PLC) replied, breathlessly. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Is this actually important news? Should we be putting up the bunting and having street parties or something to celebrate their return? How underwhelming is that? 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Since Dickie Lice loves the heat so much he should do a Nige and resign. But instead of standing in the subsequent byelection he should move to Dubai and take up permanent residence with his paramour, Dizzy Oakenshit (and give us all a break from his industrial hot air nonsense) 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We feel your anger, Sir Mike. It would have been far better if Mr Yusuf had outed himself and ended his rant with an honest "trust me, I'm a closet Tory" 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And there you have it from that bastion of truth and integrity who has been in more political parties than he has had 30p dinners. Yes, it's honest Lee. 1131
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Where is Nigel Farcical this morning? - check your fridge, he is already a proper Johnson so might be hiding in it! 031
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Why stop there? All the Tory defectors to Reform should resign en masse and create a mini Reform plc general election (aka a circus). The leading opponents in a Reform plc election stunt are ready and willing to stand against them! 🤡🤡🥳🥳 000
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026These fancy dress party competitions are getting more competitive. The girl who was using her vape as a microphone was good but the prize has to go to the short skinny who has was wearing the most authentic filthy jeans that have ever turned up on competition day 🏆. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Well at least he delivered on the promised sunny uplands. 021
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It’s disgusting the way certain parts of the media accuse Trickie Tice and Dizzy Oakenshite of dodgy financial misdemeanours. Everyone must know that Dubai chocolate wouldn’t melt in their mouths 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Didn't Nigel look overawed by the praise and attention that the lady in black gave him when he had a 'chance' encounter with her in street. I really hope that he paid her generously for her the magnificent performance. Nige carried off the fained surprise wonderfully. 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh wow. I do hope that with the intensity of the sun in Miami Mr Tate applies buckets full of factor 50 to his prominent décolletage! 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Here's a picture of the place Corbyn was named after. Apparently his parents had a lovely romantic holiday in Clacton in 1946. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Those of us north of the Border wish the opponents of the Argininian football team in tonight's semi final our best wishes for the German managed team to be victorious. 010
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One theory doing the rounds (and I didnt discuss this with the PM) is that Mr Farage is desperate for any kind of media exposure ahead of his upcoming Farage v Count Binface contest. Id also speculate that Nige thinks that being a hypocrite is the same as someone who has taken the hippocratic oath. 1111
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Can't you just tell from the look on his face that he finds the smell of democracy very unpleasant 💩💩💩 020
Greybear @grybear.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Breaking news. Nigel Farage to make a special appearance in The Simpsons. 010
