grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It has authentic ‘batteries running low’ vibes. Daaaiiisy, daaiissy. Giivve mmee youuurr aannswerrr doooo… 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The long Furby is definitely dissociating. They’ve seen things. 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does that mean Catherine Parr was left with a neighbour? 1250
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The machine spirit leaves ectoplasm? It just needs a quick squirt of WD40,000. 160
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ebay marketing department: “We have such sights to show you!” Me, reading Ebay’s terms and conditions: “Jesus wept!” 080
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t think that any of us were at our best when we were 20. We were either scared, selfish, or stupid. Three cheers to all of us that managed outgrew ourselves. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 year old you definitely knows about the mental health issues. That just makes them even more proud of who you became. 120
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Weren’t ‘Poopy, Shit, and Terrible’ on Cartoon Network in the late 90’s? I think they came on just after ‘Ed, Edd, and Eddy’. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 They fuck you up, your mums and dads They may not mean to, but they do To fill you with adamantium hands And add strange healing, just for you But they were fucked up in their turn By mutants in old-style hats and coats Who half the time were telepathic And half the time, strangely magnetic 040
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026First pic: ‘Awesome’ Second pic: ‘Cool’ Third pic: ‘A little goofy’ Fourth pic: ‘Holy Fucking Jesus put some pants on. It’s your Uncle’s funeral for God’s sake.’ ‘But, Muuuum!’ ‘I mean. He basically raised you. He’d be turning in his grave’ ‘Huh?’ ‘What?’ ‘I mean…’ ‘Too soon?’ 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A true professional pirate. Sorry, that should be: “a proFESSionAL piRAAAAAAAte”. What a legend. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That thing is hungry for blood, and has already devoured the hands of over a dozen archivists. It’s very much “on brand” for Snipe & Wib. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026On the plus side - Centurion battlesuits get to eat shit. 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My wife and I went on holiday to Pulleditoutofmyarserbaijan. It was sh…amefully underrated on Trip Advisor. Friendly people, great food, lovely scenery. Weird flag. 3.5 stars. Don’t shake anyone’s hand. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m pretty sure that if you read only every seventh letter aloud you would summon Cthulhu. Who would then ineffectually try to scam you into buying a two week time-share just outside of Łódź. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The only thing that stinks more than the corpse, are the bear’s jokes. Ooh-ho-ho 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ok, bear me out - Withnail & I: - Withnail: Gonzo - Marwood: Kermit - Uncle Monty: Miss Piggy - Danny: Animal - Irish Drunk: Sweetums - Proprietor of the Penrith Tearooms: Swedish Chef - “Get in the back of the van” Policeman: Beaker The only human is Jake the poacher played by Tom Hiddleston. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is the new series of Sam & Ade a home production? 100
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026With the recent release of Eldar Exodites, are you tempted to revisit your ‘8 Warhammer 40k units we’d like to see returned’ video and reflect on your hits/misses? Could be good quick video fodder. youtu.be/COPSBo8pYno?...youtu.be8 Warhammer 40,000 Units we'd like to see Return - Codex CompliantYouTube video by Snipe and Wib 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For context: I played 1st edition orks. I spent more time removing minis than I did rolling on the ‘Madboyz’ tables. (‘Big Mobs’ vs. ‘Following Fire’ was a shitshow) I know I lost. I know I lost badly. I was just proud when some of my toxic grey buggers (never painted) survived to turn three. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I feel that Lamenters in 11th ed would be: - Turn up with a 3rd ed rulebook - Look resolute in the face of destruction - Look baffled when you opponent uses a rule that didn’t exist 30 years ago - Apologise for taking so long to remove your dead minis - Be proud of the six yellow guys that survived 120
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Remember: When we scream into the void - the void also says “Wow, my dude. You’ve got some shit going on. I see you. You are enough. Take care of yourself my dude. I’ll be here when you feel up to doing some mutual staring again.” 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I join the collective in not having understood a single word you said, but having very much appreciated that you said them. 170
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Well, thanks for that end-card sfx. That’s me not sleeping tonight. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Jason Plato-crons vs. shards of Matt Neal. 020
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just reaching out to say that: You are enough. Take as much time as you need. We’ll still be here when you ready to rejoin us. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“It's not good... but something about it compels me.” Words to live by. 020
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026White = Sends a message to see how you’re doing. Green = Sends a message to tell you how they’re doing. Black = Sends a message to your sister to see how she’s doing. Red = Sends 20 messages, doesn’t care how you’re doing. Blue = Waits for you to send a message. 011
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Oh definitely. The pink is a great colour contrast to the blue and yellow. Introducing it onto the models as a basing feature is a brilliant way of getting that colour pop without compromising your core colour palette. It brings in a noticeable feature, without watering down your core. Good work 👍bullu.land 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I love the incongruity of the pretty flowers. Aesthetically, a nice pop of contrasting colour. Thematically, beauty crushed under the iron boot of the Imperium. 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It comes to something when the official Met Office heat advice is “smear yourself in garlic butter and bake for 12 minutes”. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It comes to something when the official Met Office heat advice is “smear yourself in garlic butter and bake for 12 minutes”. 020
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Aaaagh! The mini-Megarachnids! Luck won’t help, you need a very small Saul Tarvitz. 100
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026‘Monkey Planet’ sounds like a third-rate safari park, occupied by a pair of confused lemurs, three mislabelled gibbons, and a deeply depressed orangutan. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 07/06/202634, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42? 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The three little pigs got a bit cocky after the success of Brick House and started taunting the wolf. 000
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Hercewe Poirot? Colubaa? Jessica Flambcher? …sorry. 030
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’m sure someone must have made a 24 minute YouTube video about the tendency of fandom to embrace ill-informed claims and the importance of verifying sources…but where would I ever find such a video? 110
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Not enough people are described as being ‘a good egg’. The world would be better with more good eggs in it. Be the good egg you wish others to be. 010
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Back in the 80’s you had to painstakingly edge-highlight the shaft. Nowadays you just can slap-chop the cock and call it a day. 0273
grumpysprite.bsky.social @grumpysprite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The prototype Williams FW08 (F1 nerd link for the curious: www.motorsport.com/f1/news/six-...)motorsport.comRetro: The 6-wheeled Williams F1 car that never racedA few days after he won the Las Vegas Grand Prix on October 17, 1981, for Williams, the previous year’s world champion Alan Jones flew back to Europe to shakedown a strange-looking Formula 1 car that ... 110
