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Grumpy Rootbeer

@grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social
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He/him, mid-30s, Iowan, nerd, leftist, cat lover

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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 17m
Extremely clear that he's enormously insecure about his own inability to grow a thick lustrous beard
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 21m
What do you mean "after?" The ass kicking is ongoing.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 27m
Until it makes it go zzzzz
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 31m
Yeah, clocking Trump as a potential antichrist should have been a layup for any even modestly biblically literate Christian, and yet ...
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 34m
The embrace of AI by fundamentalists has really surprised me and caused me to really reconsider how I think about such people.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 3h
Premeditated murderer allegedly violates criminal law.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 4h
What the documents are and actually say isn't actually relevant: they exist to be something you can gesture at as giving your claims weight and authority and those who want to believe will happily accept them as such.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 4h
I think of it as the "We have the documents!" effect. Alex Jones habitually had a stack of papers (often just printouts of headlines or listener emails) on his news desk that he would gesture at or with saying "we have the documents" as a cheap appeal to authority.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 4h
I often think about how the "professional sports" stars of previous historical epochs (Mezo-American ball players, Roman gladiators, Byzantine charioteers) were usually or exclusively slaves.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 6h
My older brother started his career as a help desk guy. He has an anecdote about a service ticket where he advised that the employee needed to bring the desktop down to them to get debugged. The employee showed up with the monitor and was really confused when told it wasn't actually the computer.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 6h
Build a great monument to yourself, just make sure the legs and inscription are really durable.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 6h
Literally doing stalinist purges in the middle of a war we're losing. This man is a world historic military moron.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 11h
Most TV is just this now.
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 9h
Again: AI is a technology but it's also an ideology; that ideology is Bossism; neither bosses nor AI advocates really understand what most people do in their jobs so both assume AI can do it. They're *trying* but if these tools could replace jobs beyond Junior Software Developer, we'd know.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 7h
Nah, Grassley's gonna die in office. He can't imagine any other way of living.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 21h
Honestly, I wouldn't put it past Sand to appoint a Republican.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 22h
Conspiracist brain worms
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 22h
I had a co-worker I've only ever talked to on teams tell me she thinks of me as "Breaking Bad" need in my profile pic with no further elaboration. I don't think I look particularly like any of the Breaking Bad characters, so it was very perplexing.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget the genocide, political destabilization, and failed crypto currency!
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they don't actually change their positions?
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep. I like to say that several generations of Dem politicos view their purpose as sanding down the sharp edges of Republican policy, which to them is axiomatically what the American voters want without any reference to how they're actually voting/responding to issue polling.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just had mine and I haven't hit forty just yet. Wages of living in The State Where The Water Gives You Cancer
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And don't want to disabuse those somehow under the impression that it's actually just super secret medical coverage just for blacks
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VitaQuil
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dunno, this is just typical conservative resentment. The rich and the working class's bottomless rage at the high living welfare recipient they made up in their minds.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You mean the sleevussy?
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yeah, one steel mill that won't go into operation for years, that should cancel out the high gas prices, stagnant wages, high interest rates, and mass lay offs .
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's just a way of saying that ideas spread throughout populations, which, duh. But it only gets trotted out when the idea in question is one the media class don't like.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coaches, yeah, those are the guys who spend the game kind of nodding off in the box seats, right?
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn, maybe it was a bad idea to put a couple podcasters in charge and fire a bunch of people.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The name is atrocious, but the emparoggis do sound really good
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Backyard steel mills for everyone! We're calling it the big step that way.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's the ideology of precocious twelve year olds who survived to adulthood without experiencing a humbling sufficient to relieve them of their narcissistic self regard.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get that Raptured at the Beach look!
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Their leadership not agreeing with a lot of his agenda?
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Excited for this to be Iowa's version of Wisconsin's Foxcon TV factory: loudly tauted by Republicans, lavishly subsidized with taxpayer funds and giveaways, never ultimately materializes in anything like the promised form.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boy, I hope the government isn't being run by the party of debt financing!
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The one feedsback into the other
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We were actually getting to some really cool and interesting places re web design, then the mobile/desktop split and ascendency of The App killed it all dead
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, given the context, I'm not sure I have seen "one of them animes".
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of my books are just out of frame, looking very literary
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add some cool slashes to make it the cool dollar sign and yeah, pretty much.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you show me an AI video you are my enemy
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean in my state Republicans have done nothing but make rural living less and less viable and the rural countries remain blood red, so I wouldn't count on it.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same dynamic we have here in Iowa where farmers are poisoning our water ways and giving us all cancer, but we're a red farm state so we couldn't possibly require them to stop doing so.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep. We could have just thrown some bankers in jail, reinstated the new deal financial regs, and staffed up the SEC with young zealots hungry for capitalist blood, but we didn't. And here we are not even two decades later with the same shit but bigger and worse.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, the thing about all the podcasts and YouTube shows everyone likes to get in a tizzy about is that they're basically just 90s/00s daytime TV but with worse production and less interesting guests.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Counter act it by rocking up to your nearest church and asking them about their most annoying parishioner. You could publish a weekly column on this dynamic in a single small town and never run out of material.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or my favorite: list of my white rural conservative consumer preferences
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