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Constable Odo

@grumpyodo.bsky.social
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I am a constable aboard Deep Space Nine, ensuring security and safety for all. But I really feel like a babysitter! #TLRZero #SmutlessRP #StarTrek

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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
+ there any way that I can make it up to you?"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"So tell me Major, how much longer do I need to be away before you DO eject Quark out of an airlock? Despite my attention to every precise detail, I would be inclined to look away this one time." *Odo forced a smile, knowing very well he was in the proverbial dog house.* "I apologize Kira, is +
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I can only imagine the madness that has occurred since my unexpected departure."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
// just thought of this, but they call it Five Guys because you need five guys to pay for it 😁 It's good food, but you can still go to a sit in restaurant for a similar price that actually includes a drink
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"No, I've not died, I simply needed some time away to what humans call, recharge. All has been, and is, well."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
// Hopefully I'll be back here finally in a couple days. My mind hasn't been in a full writing mood since the hospital visit. I'll be taking the weekend to spend out of town with family, enjoy the peace, minus the ever present rain lol
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
😂😂😂
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"I am very accommodating, as in make you accommodations in the brig, cell for one!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"Don't give yourself that much credit. If I had lost all sanity and reason, I know all I'd have to do is ask. Err for a small part of your day. Still, I'm not selfish. Why are we having this conversation?? You love tormenting me!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"No, I am not here to bring pleasure to anyone!"
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Pleasant O’Brien @pleasantobrien.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Anxiety is no fun! Just remember, it will pass, and you’re gonna be ok.
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"On the contrary, I will provide the specified quarters for both of you!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"I do not like to have fun!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"Then both of you could enjoy the show with your very own minimalist quarters, and no one else would need to know!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"I prefer the word unique, all of which help to make this station unique."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
[Yes, you may stop by my office sometime and we can make proper introductions.]
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
".... best to keep your clothes on, I don't need another nude fad to overtake the station again!'
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
For sure, a talented and kind individual, as well as very endearing
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"I didn't say that, I simply stated that IF you did, you would be placed in the brig where the...umm... I'm not helping my case!"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"The heart will always seek who it will, no matter the perils that lie before those in question. To the mind, it makes no sense. Those that oppose it need more open minds."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"And which incarnation is this?" // my mind went to incarceration, Weyoun is on his eighth charge already 😂😂😂
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"Hmmm, has the need to dominate people, yet is second in command. If you don't wear clothes, you won't have to worry about your fashion sense. That and it would be more difficult for others to see you if you're in the brig."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Best Friends
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
*Odo places a sound shield around the outside of @verenade.bsky.social 's cell so that her rather colorful language doesn't reach sensitive ears.*
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"Weyoun, indeed it has. As you can see, I have returned to the station and plan on staying for a very long time."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"That is good at least. I dislike what was done to both of us, but this station has a feel of home about it, and acceptance."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"A Jedi. Hmmm, they are thought to be mythical and nothing more. However, Doctor McCoy may have a different take."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"That I'm afraid would be above my level of assistance. However, I can tell you that in rare instances, exceptions can be made. A symbiotic relationship is, or should be, happy. Would not a host and its Trill strive for that love, as it betters both of their existences?"
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"That is understandable, you are attracted to a specific kind of person, their personalities, how they act, etc. As long as you are happy, that's all that matters."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"A space wizard? How odd..."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"In that case, please don't ask me to lie for you. It would have to be a very convincing story. Speaking of him, there was a rumor of a sighting of another Odo, but I don't know which one..."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"I...I don't know which one you're talking about..." *He totally does!*
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"Who? I think I've confused one of us..."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"No, I know very well that Dax is a fierce woman when she wants to be."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"She will survive, as will you. Whilst you're in the brig, I shall entertain your ears with Earth music from the 1980s..."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
// I'm too sexy for the brig 😂😂😂
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
"I lost a bet to McCoy. Happy Mother's Day..."
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
// Silly me, I try to work, or rather I do for two hours. But my body is reminding me that I shouldn't and that I should rest more. So I'll be going home soon to do just that until I'm better, fingers crossed
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
// We need to laugh, even if we're not at our best
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
// thank you friend 😊
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
+ and saying hi in her own way through a song that I associate with her, but never told her about it. A self-proclaimed walking disaster of a man realizes that he'll be okay as long as he's at her side. I'm gonna try my best to be strong and improve, I have to
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
// After a 5hr ER visit, I was cleared with all good readings. I was there due to Racing heart and panic set in, worried about passing out or worse. Still, I gotta do better for myself as best I can. I know this is gonna sound odd, but I think my gf who passed away almost 3yrs ago is checking in+
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Constable Odo @grumpyodo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Good! I've already experienced a disturbance in the force..."
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