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Grumpy Molly

@grumpymolly.bsky.social
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I’m a grumpy absurdist with idiotic tendencies and a love for rain. I love cats. I love dogs. I operate mostly in a state of confusion. No DMs please.

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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Yep I’m much the same way.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Actually I kind of did.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
True.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
You tell the best dad jokes.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
True. Also when we get on a train on the subway and there’s no-one else in the carriage.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’ve totally done this.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Seems reasonable. Also my sweet little pups will totally vouch for me.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Or lunch or dinner, elevenses, second breakfasts … basically any meal you can think of she will remind you about.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I don’t know - you gotta love a song that includes a chartreuse micro bus - I mean what even is that???
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Poppy and Coco said “Hi Max!”
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Love it!
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Does sound tempting. Plus they have hockey and snow - two of my favorite things!
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
To hide the claws so you don’t see them coming …obviously! 😂
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
To be fair it looks like he’s doing an awesome job.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So true.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Same!
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
You just might be. But hey your husband loves you anyway so it’s all good.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I’m not angry at all right now … but only cos I’m doing this
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an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words " we 'll be fine " above it
ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words " we 'll be fine " above it
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Is it weird that I know the names of all the dogs are dog park but I don’t know the names of their humans? That’s totally normal right?
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
But damn girl you stylish!
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I’m about to have break ie - I’m thinking porridge and a glass of probiotic mango juice.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Not gonna lie - I would totally let them in.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The Cable Guy
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A New Generation I meant and it’s not the 4th - they jumped right over Amityville 4 and 5 and went with this movie next. They have no sense of continuity.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Now that’s an oxymoron if ever there was one - government department and efficiency - these words do not go together in my experience.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I just finished watching Amityville 3 and spoiler alert They blew up the house at the end. Next up is Amityville 4 A New Awakening and I’m intrigued - awakening of what? They literally blew up the house! I guess I’ll find out.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wow you sound energetic. I mean that in a good way of course.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sounds good but sadly I have to go to work. My retirement plan (otherwise known as winning lotto) just isn’t panning out dammit.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Damn I’m admiring the hell out of that choice right now.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hell no.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Now I want to know what your perfect sandwich is? Share the perfection … for those of us who don’t have a gluten allergy.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me neither. In fact I’m actively boycotting any mention of the orange one.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That’s the reason he does pretty much everything so no surprises there.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It is pretty winning.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That’s scary.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
And also the ones I watched in the 10:00pm to 12:00pm slot. It’s worrying.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Mine too.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Sounds like a good movie.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Awww Fudge is sooo cute.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
And the Gulf of Mexico will always be the Gulf of Mexico.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Yeah I still wouldn’t watch Fox. Nothing at all would be the better option. Personally I’m just going to watch reruns of The West Wing and pretend it’s the news until the nightmare is over.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Damn they’re cute.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I like his style
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Fairly accurate headline.
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Eli McCann @elimccann.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My quick story about Skylar's birthday surprise this weekend. www.itjustgetsstranger.com/skylars-birt...
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Skylar's Birthday Surprise
It was Skylar's birthday last week. It's hard to make plans for Skylar's birthday because every time I ask him what he wants to do he says stuff like "you know the only thing I like to do is be with y...
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
That does make more sense now that I think about it.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I took some more photos of poor Pepper today. He is so sweet and loving and gentle but nobody has wanted to adopt him just because he looks a little bit scrungly. 😢 Please share with anyone you know in northern Vermont who might be interested! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
Photo of a handsome shorthaired tabby cat in a dark set with blurry golden lights in the background.
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Grumpy Molly @grumpymolly.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
That’s so sad.
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