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@grumpylothcat.bsky.social
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Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain 🔞 || 40+ || no pronouns thx || 🇩🇪🇬🇧

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Phasma 🤝🏻 Ren Prime
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kylo
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Catlux
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kylo in blue, Hux in grey
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah yes that explains Garaks watermelon outfit.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Garashir
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm so sad.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Judelow = Kylo Blue = Hux Parker = Ren Prime
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hux
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#PUTITONKYLO 😳😳😳
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
With cat Kylux the wording is just slightly different.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
.... Cannot compute.... Want this to be the introduction shot.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🧡🖤
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🖤🧡
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kylo has a second helmet that is secretly an air fryer for his chicken needs. Hux designed it, because he needed some peace and quiet.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every door at Lukes new temple after Kylo moves in
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Harelux
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
For some reason I now have Professor Hux the alien slug thoughts. 🥹
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Most cat memes are just Kylux, but this one especially
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hux
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kylux playing rock paper scissors
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kylo and the KOR
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hux is impressed someone managed to surprise him. And he's never had sex on a gravestone before. So he surprises the guy in return (it's really just his standard lace underwear nothing fancy).
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Kylux meet cute
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The KOR fit all his criteria so well
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hux
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
KOR side business
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Modern day Kylo
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kylo
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Kylux meet cute
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hux gives a pdf to anyone he meets so people know how to behave when in his presence.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kylos first day on the Finalizer
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How Kylo actually joined the KOR
Series of textposts:
1: there's a guy at the pool who brought a football and is throwing it at other dudes to make friends.
2: This is guaranteed to work btw
3: This is a great sign of respect in our culture
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Kylo buys them all and lounges on Hux's bed in one at the end of his shift to finally seduce him.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If this isn't the perfect couples outfit for Kylux I don't know what is. Hux on the left, Kylo on the right.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🖤🧡
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Kylo is devastated by Hux's latest speech
Textpost: my bosses first language isn't English. However she loves giving inspirational speeches. I think today she was trying to tell us "don't just stand around and look pretty", but what she actually said was "we don't have time to be sexy".
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
But at one point we had to get off a skyscraper and he just scooped me up and jumped while holding on to one of those simple brown comic ropes and it was the hottest shit ever. 🤪 I mean, wouldn't you jump off a building with him? (In an all black tux!)
Comic style Kylo Ren in black from neck to toe in front of a butter yellow background
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fashion model Hux
Man in a beige suit folded into a pretzel shape with his feet behind the eara and hands crossed in front of his butt hole
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Dr. Kylo Ren is on board.
Series of textposts:
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?
Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of doctor.
Flight attendant:The pilots are debating whether the prevalence of butt trumpets in medival manuscripts was an inversion of the angelic choir or just a q3th century fart joke.
Me: ok I'm here.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hux and I have so much in common
Textpost: You're scared of monsters? Skill issue, I'm kissing them.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Exiled Hux in the kitchen
Picture of a cake tin on an ofen rackz propped up so it's almost vertical.
Text: I'm still confused why I need to put my cake in the oven at 120 degrees.
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is what he looks like, you know, getting essential nutrients.
Fruit bat choking on a banana
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They're the same picture
Black fruit bat held by a pair of hands in purple gloves, looking derpyKylo Ren in the woods on Starkiller Base
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
That one time Kylo was in charge of their Halloween costumes
Two cats, one black and one orange, dressed up as coca cola and fanta with the bottle labels
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hux = orange, Kylo = blue
Text conversation on grindr.
Person 1: By the way why is your profile picture a burning building?
Person 2: Yes, my house.
Nice. How big is your cock?
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Witch Hux, dinner Kylo
Textpost:
*being boiled alive in the witches soup*
Witch: stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smack smack smack*
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Hux accidentally inhales once on the way to Kylos room on the Night Buzzard (aka space weed central) and gets so high he does this to their freezer.
Picture of 3 tubs of neapolitan ice cream, sorted by flavor so one only holds chocolate, one vanilla, one strawberry.
Text says "I got high and organized all the neapolitan ice-cream in my freezer."
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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
🖤 🧡
Text conversation:
Person 1: Hey. Let's stop arguing. It might harm the baby.
Person 2:What baby?
Person 1: Me.
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