Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026It's amazing how many people just miss the point of being alive. These people are, effectively, already dead. 161
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026Oh I dunno. This might be more perfect. 020
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026Now just need to put it in the original German. 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026I see Apple’s great attention to detail here in iPadOS 27 @gruber.foo . 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026Genuinely surprised he isn’t sending $90 to people with student loans. 001
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026Every (well… *almost every*) colloquium. 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026I wonder when we will start hearing about litter boxes in the cockpit. 061
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026Yikes! That’s GB/s (not Gb/s)! Woo-hoo! 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026Those of us in the queue for proof of citizenship based on having a Canadian ancestor know they are definitely checking and vetting and not doing what DJT suggests they are doing. 120
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026I see these things and the first thing that always comes to mind is the repeated mantra from “His Girl Friday” that is: PRODUCTION FOR USE. PRODUCTION FOR USE. PRODUCTION FOR USE. 100
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026“In what capactiy was he acting when he went into the precinct [house] and had subordinates come out and force the complainant to move? Can just any citizen do that? I sure can’t.” 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026Shock of shocks. But the only reason it skewed me to Michigan is because I went to college there and learned about Devil’s Night. Changing that answer to what I grew up with skews me back to Illinois. 250
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026While we’re busy renaming geographical locations, maybe we can also (re)name this Trump Island. 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026Part ∞ of “Every Accusation is a Confession” 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026If people are seeing Lion Turtles, it’s probably time for everybody to shit their pants. 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026Part ∞ in "The Washington Post pretends it doesn't understand that the occupants of the White House want ZERO immigration." 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing @bencollins.bsky.social 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026Not great, Bob. climatecasino.substack.com/p/more-fucke... 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026BREAKING: New photos of Natalie Harp in the presidential limousine. 040
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026I am begging—once again—(white) people to stop working so hard to give computers more rights than Black people. 0137
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 19/08/2026These are fucking amazing. www.traderjoes.com/home/product... 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026Post you from a different era in your life 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026You know—and maybe you didn't already know—that when you make a really good base for chocolate ice cream it is extremely tempting to just start drinking it when it's cooling from its 170°. 030
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 07/08/2026"That's no small moon" and nobody is fucking surprised. 000
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026“Chat, will my adult children who have cut me off listen to the fake podcast I send them that was filled with tidbits scoured from their social media feeds in a way that would make it seem like I know them and have genuine interest in them as people that exist outside my own head?” 121
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026Me falling asleep in colloquium is a social construct. 010
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026Is the @washingtonpost.com stupid or something? Do they really think any instance of socialist activism has ever been anything but "driven by urban elites?" 111
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/07/2026"It was really about States' Rights." 🤮 120
Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026Wait so I have to keep track of like 50 Argonauts? 120