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Grumpy D Kelson

@grumpykelson.myatproto.social
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You should have listened to me about galaxy growth and structure formation. But now, there are way more important things to worry about.

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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
It's amazing how many people just miss the point of being alive. These people are, effectively, already dead.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I dunno. This might be more perfect.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
Now just need to put it in the original German.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
I see Apple’s great attention to detail here in iPadOS 27 @gruber.foo .
A section of a screen grab of an iPad home screen. Apple’s squircles are not exactly drawn with respect to the app icons in a consistent and aesthetically pleasing manner.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks have been identified
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely surprised he isn’t sending $90 to people with student loans.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday morning’s listening.
The album cover of Folkways records print of “Barbara Dane and the Chambers Brothers” goddamn this album really hits.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Every (well… *almost every*) colloquium.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder when we will start hearing about litter boxes in the cockpit.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Yikes! That’s GB/s (not Gb/s)! Woo-hoo!
Plot of sustained network activity from one of the Mac Studios to the other three over the TB4 bridges, pulling FITS files off of an Express 4M2 for the FourCLift pipeline.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Those of us in the queue for proof of citizenship based on having a Canadian ancestor know they are definitely checking and vetting and not doing what DJT suggests they are doing.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
I see these things and the first thing that always comes to mind is the repeated mantra from “His Girl Friday” that is: PRODUCTION FOR USE. PRODUCTION FOR USE. PRODUCTION FOR USE.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
“In what capactiy was he acting when he went into the precinct [house] and had subordinates come out and force the complainant to move? Can just any citizen do that? I sure can’t.”
“The [Baker] letter claims that the sergeant was off-duty, and acting as a private citizen, [so] in what capacity was the officer actually acting when he parked on a sidewalk? said sociologist Noah McClain, who was a CCRB investigator in the late 1990s. “In what capactiy was he acting when he went into the precinct [house] and had subordinates come out and force the complainant to move? Can just any citizen do that? I sure can’t.”
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
The Bad Sleep Well
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Shock of shocks. But the only reason it skewed me to Michigan is because I went to college there and learned about Devil’s Night. Changing that answer to what I grew up with skews me back to Illinois.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026
While we’re busy renaming geographical locations, maybe we can also (re)name this Trump Island.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026
Part ∞ of “Every Accusation is a Confession”
Iran is officially a Failed Nation. IT IS DEAD! They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, they have no currency, they are not paying their soldiers or police, Inflation is at 300%, and their leadership is in total disarray and incapable of properly representing the country. The only thing they have is FAKE NEWS from the USA, a willingness to kill their protesters (now over 100,000 people dead. They must be tried for war crimes against humanity!), and a good line of "BULLSHIT." Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J.TRUMP
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026
If people are seeing Lion Turtles, it’s probably time for everybody to shit their pants.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026
Part ∞ in "The Washington Post pretends it doesn't understand that the occupants of the White House want ZERO immigration."
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
Magritte has entered the chat.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing @bencollins.bsky.social
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
Not great, Bob. climatecasino.substack.com/p/more-fucke...
A plot of global ocean surface temperatures vs day of the year with multiple lines overlayed, marking the years 1940 through 2026. A yellow line showing the IPCC baseline mean record from 1850-1900 marks the bottom edge of the thick distribution of lines, while a red line shows the record of ocean temperatures from 2026 through last month. The red line has a similar shape to all the others, including the yellow line, but is at the top edge of the thick distribution, with an offset of approximately 1.5C from the yellow line.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026
Doh!
When trying to read a gift article at the Washington Post they want an email address which means it isn't actually free because you still have to give them something so I made up an email adresss for them but it looks like somebody else beat me to that one.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
The scene from Soylent Green where the protagonist is being carried away yelling "The ground beef is people!"
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
Picard is emphatic that there are four humors
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
BREAKING: New photos of Natalie Harp in the presidential limousine.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026
I am begging—once again—(white) people to stop working so hard to give computers more rights than Black people.
The cover of "The Economist" magazine from mid-August 2026 with the question "Could AIs become conscious?" and a tagline of "The mind-bending question humanity must face"
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 19/08/2026
These are fucking amazing. www.traderjoes.com/home/product...
Trader Joe's Boquerones Spanish Anchovies in Oil & Vinegar
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 16/08/2026
James Wong Howe and Sanora Babb, with a car behind them. Photo from wikipedia.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026
Dr. Mabuse, in disguise.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026
Vince McMahon poo-pooing 11 injections, getting a little excited at 72 injections, and having his mind blown at 88 injections.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
Grumpy asleep during a colloquium long long ago.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026
The Bad Sleep Well (1960)
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 09/08/2026
You know—and maybe you didn't already know—that when you make a really good base for chocolate ice cream it is extremely tempting to just start drinking it when it's cooling from its 170°.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 07/08/2026
"That's no small moon" and nobody is fucking surprised.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 02/08/2026
“Chat, will my adult children who have cut me off listen to the fake podcast I send them that was filled with tidbits scoured from their social media feeds in a way that would make it seem like I know them and have genuine interest in them as people that exist outside my own head?”
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
Fixed
Original headline of "Britain can't stop climate change. Scrap net zero and embrace Mediterranean life" where "Mediterranean" is crossed out and replaced with "Venusian"
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
Me falling asleep in colloquium is a social construct.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
This Tom Holland, yes?
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026
Is the @washingtonpost.com stupid or something? Do they really think any instance of socialist activism has ever been anything but "driven by urban elites?"
Is the United States turning into the Golden State? In this episode of "Make It Make Sense," Kate Andrews talks with historian Victor Davis Hanson about the political and cultural shifts reshaping America. They discuss Christopher Nolan's take on "The Odyssey," the war with Iran, Gavin Newsom's record in California, and whether democratic socialism
is a genuine grassroots movement or a project driven by urban elites.
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 20/07/2026
"It was really about States' Rights." 🤮
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
Wait so I have to keep track of like 50 Argonauts?
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Grumpy D Kelson @grumpykelson.myatproto.social · 18/07/2026
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