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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 23h

Ooh, I fucking love Smarties, me. Remember those ones in the 1990s that had sunglasses on? Think they were purple?

Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't really know anything about him, to be honest. Never seen him on telly or anything. Although his website did give me advice about the uniform tax allowance when I worked at Wilko

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh Jesus, that's a horrible question. Those fucking meerkats probably just about shade it. I mean, they're fucking EVERYWHERE. They're even on the bastard football now

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, that IS a good word. I'm a big fan of "lugubrious"

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not actually at work until 2pm tomorrow but I'm still in the vice-like grip of the Sunday Fear™

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Boots. I go in there once every three months to pick up my prescriptions and I've never seen more than about three other people in there, two of whom are also picking up prescriptions

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not really. I only really watch sport on telly, although I am in the middle of watching a load of 1970s Doctor Who on the iPlayer. It's terrible but good fun

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I refuse to believe that padel exists. Loads of things have sprung up claiming you can play it there, but I don't know of a single person that actually has. It's completely made up

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Our Price. Spent so much time and money in the Worksop branch when I was a teenager back in the Dark Ages

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For me October is about my birthday (it's the day before Halloween) and nothing else

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Farcical. Obviously there's nothing anyone can do about the weather, but the optics of a load of cars breaking down because the current regulations won't allow them to run properly in those conditions are incredibly poor. Quite an exciting race though

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do you know what today is? Officially Saturday™, that's what

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can tell it's Saturday tomorrow because about 80% of my Facebook feed is wanky AI-generated flyers for non-league football

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Freebies from work. Possibly the weirdest bit of marketing I've ever seen

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That reminds me, Celebrity Traitors starts tonight

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

About to watch Wales v. Norway because I have a vaguely Welsh surname

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Had a mechanic come to work earlier and he was packing some mighty fine trailer ass

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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love him but I also find him infuriating, purely because he can knock up a masterpiece in 25 minutes or so while it's taken me almost two weeks to come up with this rammel and it's nowhere near finished yet