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‘Twas Brillig

@grumpygreybeard.bsky.social
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Prone to posting about politics or pictures of my cat. You have been warned. I strive to always include at least one misspelled word or grammatical error per post.

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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The aftermath.
Three intact  green acorns lay on cracked gray cement. The acorns are surrounded bits of gnawed and cracked acorn fragments.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oak tree in my yard. White oak I think. Sometimes the splendor needs to be observed close up. The squirrels are happy with this year’s crop.
Photo of a branch from an oak tree with dark green leaves. In the center of the photo a light green acorn still attached to the branch by its brown cap gleams as light breaks through the the tree’s shadow to highlight the acorn.  Bright green grass and a gray road are visible in the background at the top of the picture.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Classic Danny Kaye.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BlueCy www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apex predator.
Black and white tuxedo cat on his back while resting on a man’s lap.  His sleepy eyes are half open. His white mittened font paws are in full “bunny paw” mode.  The man’s right hand is partially visible as it cradles the cat’s head and shoulders.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I posted this a few days ago.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Toads?
Photo of the toad who hangs out in the shed where I keep the lawnmower. He is sitting on the top inside part of the shed door.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Always let them know who is in charge. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white tuxedo cat looks up over his shoulder while reclining on a green tartan plaid dog bed. A blank and tan dog with grey on his muzzle and a blue bandanna is in the foreground. The dog has a perplexed, forlorn expression.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Image of the characters from the Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoon featuring the title character “JabberJaw,” a shark who plays drums in a band with four human teens. Yeah, 1970’s cartoons were weird like that. The big blue and white shark sits(?) behind a drum kit with drum sticks in his front fins.  Arranged in front of him are two female figures and two male figures playing instruments and dancing.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
How to play a video game. Step 1. Get a cat. (Figure 21) #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Gaming
A black and white tuxedo cat rests on his back on the lap of a man wearing a red sweatshirt.  The cat’s white booted hind legs stick up in the air as his white and black lower belly is exposed. His chest is turned into the man’s chest, while his back is on the man’s left arm.  The cat’s head is buried between the crook of the man’s elbow and the man’s chest.  The man holds a red video game controller in his left hand.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am not a professional historian, but one of the things that sparked my interest in history was reading Rifles For Watie in middle school.
Image of the cover of a book. At the top of the book the title reads “Rifles for Watie” in a yellow calligraphy style font. Below that in smaller all white capital block letters it says”BY HAROLD KEITH.”  The words appear over black and green colors that form a dark sky at the top of the book cover. Below it fads into a mix of green, yellow, and white that could be more clouds or distant mountains. In the center foreground an image of a young male (teen) in a blue grey Civil War era military uniform dominates the cover. The young man wears his cap, a red neckerchief, and has a canteen on a leather strap slung over his shoulder crossing his chest to hang by his hip. His head leans out in front of shoulders and his arm is cocked back as if he his striding quickly front left to right. Behind and to the left of the central figure and partially obscured by the boys shoulder is a male figure in stereotypical Native American style fringed buckskins. This man has shoulder length black hair tied back in braids . He has a red head band. In the mid background to the right in the direction the boy is striding two figures in military uniforms stand by the wheel of a cannon.  A gold Newbury Award seal covers the bottom right cover of the page.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rudy has lost interest in the Spain vs. Argentina World Cup match. #WorldCup. #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
A black and white tuxedo cat on his side in full shrimp posture. His head rests face first in a man’s hand.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what's it like being in a relationship with you?
Image of a cartoon hand holding a brochure. The brochure has a picture a person peering out a window from beneath a partially pulled shade. The title above the picture reads,  “So You’ve Decided To Become Isolated And Weird.”
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Haven’t been to the post office to check the box in a couple of days. Stopped by and lo, my package arrived. Happy Father’s Day to me! Thanks Jer! #SkatunesNrtwork
A grumpy old man wears a black t-shirt with a white printed design. At the top of the design is a trumpet whose valves are shaped to spell the word SKA. The lower part of the trumpet has the word Against printed on it. Then below the trumpet it says Transphobia. The underneath the trumpet with the SKA AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA message, four human figures are shown dancing.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He had no place to lay down until I put the pillow in my lap. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tank will smile at you. Tank smiles at everyone.
Tank, a black and tan Rottweiler mix smiles from his happy place, the back seat of the car,
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How to read a book. Step 1. Get a cat. (Figure 1). #Caturday #Books #CatsOfBluesky #Booksky
Selfie of a man in a yellow sweatshirt. He sits with a brown pillow in his lap as his right forearm rests on the pillow. He holds a book in his hand.  A black and white tuxedo cat rests on the pillow, with his forepaws across the man’s right arm.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It may once have been purchased as a foam cushion for elevating my wife’s knee after knee surgery. But it is now a cat bed. Guess we will need to get another one when she gets her other knee done. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white tuxedo cat reclines in a grey go cushion designed to elevate a leg after knee surgery.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have never been harassed by a blue jay nor a robin. I have been dive bombed by barn swallows when I have gotten too close to a nest. But the prince of songbird assholes is surely the red-wing blackbird. Those fuckers will go after hawks.
A male Red-Winged Blackbird working its way up a branch in Ocean City, NJ. From Wikipedia, photo by Chuck Homler.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How to play a video game. STEP 1. Get a cat. #ProofOfCat #CatsOfBluesky.
A man in a red sweatshirt sits with a brown pillow in his lap. The man’s forearms rest on the pillow while he holds a white video game controller. A black and white tuxedo cat sits on the pillow in the circle of the man’s arms. The cat is leaning with his back wedged between the man’s left arm and his chest.  The cats front paws lay loosely, the cat’s eyes are closed , and he is clearly sleeping.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A black and white tuxedo cat named Rudy suns his magnificent whiskers.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Rudy’s mirror image. Asymmetrical tuxedos for the win. #Caturday
Close up of a black and white tuxedo cat whose white nose blaze is the mirror opposite of the cat in the original past.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How to read a book. Step 1. Get a cat. (Figure 1). #Caturday #Books #CatsOfBluesky #Booksky
A man with a grey beard wearing a yellow sweatshirt holds an open book in his right hand. A black and white tuxedo cat rests on the pillow on the man’s lap while his white mittened front legs are draped across the man’s right arm.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Rudy also supervises our packing.
A black and white tuxedo cat sits at the top of an open suitcase which rests on a bed. He is judging your clothing choices.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
An older male father figure in a white shirt, bow tie and glasses leans toward a young boy while using his one hand to count off the points he is making on the fingers of his other hand. The young boy wears a striped shirt and rests his head in his hands. His face is flushed red as he looks side-eyed at the man. Two black and white tuxedo kittens play on the back of the big white chair where the boy sits on the front edge of the seat. The caption starts above the picture, saying, “Now son, do you know what you did wrong?” Below the picture, the caption continues, saying, “Yes sir, I shared something on Facebook without checking facts & encouraged bullshit to propagate, leading to the dumbing-down of humanity.”
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.
Weird Al Yankovic, dressed as a Jedi and surrounded by people in Star Wars costumes, sings into a microphone.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cy, my son’s dog when he was growing up, did not like thunderstorms and would sometimes try to hide behind the curtains. He did love snow.
A chocolate lab with gray on his muzzle “hides” from a thunderstorm behind a dog bed. He has stuck his head behind a curtain, but then looked up so the curtain drapes down over his head and neck as his eyes peer out.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Let’s make sure those agents have plenty of cat pictures to look at. It might help them chill out a little if they have cute kitties to look at. #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white cat sits on its haunches on one level of a cat tree while resting his white mittened front paws on the top level of the tree. He is stretching his long neck out trying to get a better look at something off to the side. The pose highlights the white bib on his chest.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How to play a video game. Step 1. Get a cat. (Figure 20) #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Gaming
The camera looks down at a man with a black and gray checkered fleece bathrobe who sits with a brown pillow on his lap. A black and white tuxedo cat in full shrimp position is curled up on the pillow with his back legs resting on the man’s wrist, while his head is tucked between the man’s elbow and chest.  The man holds a red video game controller in his right hand.  The man’s other arm stretches up out of the frame to take a selfie.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Rudy says “Hey.”
A black and white tuxedo cat lies on his side on a rumpled bed.  He looks up at the camera, his head cocked to the side with a languid expression.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I am a Leo by western astrology and born in a year of the Tiger in the Chinese zodiac. So I am a liger.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Rudy approves this message. #Caturday
A black and white tuxedo cat stares into the camera. He has an asymmetrical white blaze on his face.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Posted this earlier. Today’s #Caturday theme must be whiskers.
A black and white tuxedo cat rests on a cat tree with his face turned up toward the light streaming in an unseen window. The sunshine highlights his magnificent whiskers. #cats #catsofbluesky
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Actually a cold, cloudy spring day here where I am located. So, this picture from a couple days ago when there was warmth and light. For your spring #Caturday enjoyment, I present Rudy sunning his magnificent whiskers.
A black and white Tuxedo cat is curled up on a cat tree sitting next to a window.  The pupils of the cat’s eyes are tiny slits as his face is turned up toward the incoming light. The sunshine highlights his magnificent whiskers.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I endorse Maus, Fun Home, and Persepolis. But one I haven’t seen on this list yet is American Born Chinese.
The cover of American Born Chinese. On a yellow background a light brown image of a monkey half buried under a pile of rocks. There are other rock formations in the background. In the bottom left corner of the cover is a drawing of a young boy with straight black hair in a blue shirt holding a toy robot in front of his body.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is Lipsey’s game. #BlueCy
Tamin Lipsey holds up his right arm in a three sign.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I hear you have some blockage backing ya up.
A stocky, balding middle age man is standing by the door of a big white tank truck. Graphics on the open door show the Roto-Rooter logo above text saying “1-800-GET-ROTO” above another line that reads “www.rotorooter.com”. The man’s blue short sleeve shirt has a Roto-Rooter logo patch on the left chest and a patch with his name on the right chest.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Don’t know if it is the best picture, but one of my favorites because it capture his attention seeking nature.
A black and white tuxedo cat reaches his white paws up to touch a blue jean clad leg, wanting to be picked up and held like a baby.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?
A black and white tuxedo cat with his hind quarters resting on a platform of a cat tree while his front paws/elbows are propped up on the rounded tunnel portion of the stand in front of him.  His expression is that of a grumpy old midwesterner demanding to know why the bartender has yet to bring his drink.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Exactly my point!
A black and white tuxedo cat looks up from a rumpled bed as if to exclaim, “Exactly my point.”
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I am a motivational speaker, doing mostly corporate gigs.
A black and white tuxedo cat sits on his haunches on a platform of a cat tree. He is sitting behind the curved top of a tunnel portion of the cat tree. His white mittened front paws rest on the top of the tunnel and looks out at the camera as if leaning on a lectern preparing to give a speech.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Given what has been going on the last couple weeks, we probably need to increase the dose. #catsofbluesky
A black and white tuxedo cat and a grey and black tabby with a white bib are curled up on the tops of adjacent cat trees.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Did someone say cat pics??
A black and white tuxedo cat with an asymmetrical white blaze on his nose looks up at the camera with a quizzical expression.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It was an early #Caturday morning in our house because of this asshole thinking he needed attention. Then when I went to make the bed, he’d crawled back in and was sleeping. Woke him up by taking his picture.
Rudy, a black and white tuxedo cat is asleep on the edge of a rumpled bed. His head hangs partially over the edge of the bed.Rudy, still resting on the bed, but now his paws hang over the edge of the bed as he holds his head up, looking at the person taking the picture.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Any win on the road in the Big 12 is a good win, but some road wins stand out a little more than others. This was a huge win and it was great to see the Cyclone Women walking with a little swagger again.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC. Open box in case of cat emergency.
A black and white tuxedo cat pokes his head out of a box which lies on its side.  A shoestring lies curled about his front feet.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Forgot to include the screenshot.
Estrogen can make you shorter, your feet or hands smaller, as bone structure cements during our first puberty. Unless you took hormone blockers as a young person, taking estrogen later in life shouldn’t affect things like height or shoe size. While many trans women hope for smaller feet, significant changes are unlikely.

Estrogen won’t shrink your feet unless you had several inches of fat and muscle on the front toe and the back of your heel. Your shoe size may change by simply choosing to wear less comfortable shoes. As a male, wearing larger shoes doesn’t generally impact your perception in social groups as a woman.
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‘Twas Brillig @grumpygreybeard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
J Jeff is the hardest working man in college basketball. Back at work after a couple of sub par games. Second triple double of the year. #BlueCy
Iowa State basketball player Joshua Jefferson celebrates with teammate Blake Buchanan.
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