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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Oh yeah, worked a real treat, now I'm gonna break YOU!" *Of course Bones wouldn't do that, but while on the feline's back, he poked all of his fingers into their fur on the sides, and decided to see if old Tuna Breath had ticklish ribs.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that he lost the Crew too, with the exception of himself. I know that's gonna haunt him the rest of his life, so if he ever needs a pair of ears, I'm here for him Kat. Yeah my bedside manner leaves something to be desired, but I'm no monster."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Come back here, ya filthy litter kicker!" *The ever cranky doctor gives chase to his feline friend, eventually catching up and tackling them from behind. If Ore was really afraid, they would've been gone like a bolt of lightning.* "You're lucky that I don't hate you, fur butt!"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Space is cold, but so are a lot of other people. I say that vaguely so as not to piss off the Klingons. It's awful to lose a ship, but worse to lose a crew, or your own species. I really did feel bad for both Spocks after the world ender. Dunno how any sane person can go on after that."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Call me adorable one more time and I'll shave all your fur off in your sleep! And don't remind me about giving others a break. I come back and have a backlog big enough to make Jupiter a solid planet."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"You know damn well you have Fuzzball, that's exactly why I am where I am!"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

+ Looked him straight in the eyes and said, I wish you were dead, there would be less paperwork."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Well we can certainly agree that space is cold... second only to my ex-wife." *Bones grabs a PADD and starts tapping away, making up the usual garbage as he goes along.* "I filled one of these medical leaves for Spock once, out of the non-existent kindness in my heart. +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Oh hell no, not even my good patients get television! Everyone gets to watch their vitals, and it's on every channel and every screen. But I do give out lollipops, if you're good!" *McCoy is pretty certain that Eric got all the recessive genes between the two of them.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"The less you struggle, the less time it'll take. I'm a doctor, not an interrogator." *Que an unexpected maniacal laugh from the doctor, just to make Eric squirm. It's surprising that he hasn't been put before the Starfleet Medical Board. But what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Even really old beasts from a time before man, or something like that, need their check ups! You do this for me, I'll make sure to give you some cat treats, okay you fuzzy monstrosity?" *Bones would never actually insult Ore, his form of affection is an acquired taste.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

+ of course. He was just trying to back pedal, reputation and all that.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"That's good, you overgrown Biscuit Maker. But I'm still gonna give you a once over, because it's my job. Crazy to think though that you like it here, out of all known time, time relevant to humanity anyway. Don't think I'm gonna get all warm and fuzzy all the sudden!" *The doctor did already +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

+ after McCoy is done tormenting his victims, err patients.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"You call that an emotional outburst?? Hey Spock, your shoes are untied..." *Bones knew that smirk all too well, wanting to punch that intellectual humanoid in the jaw. Not that he actually would. The doctor is well aware of the Commander's strength. They'd meet on the bridge at some point, +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Eh, that sounds like a lot of textbook reading to me, no offense. Unless of course you already passed the test, which I'm sure you have. You sure you don't want to be a mad scientist engineer?"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"That's interesting that you two have been a couple since the beginning of your Starfleet journey. Can't say the same for myself, relationships come and go like warp signatures in the vastness of the cold dead space we somehow live in. Anyway, it'll do both of you good to go on vacation."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Just evading his check up as usual. I need to update everyone's medical records."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"You can put all the curses on me you want, Temu Gandalf, but it's not gonna change a thing. Last chance to play along nicely..."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Wow, y'all can actually plan vacations?? You do work for Starfleet, right?" *She did say try. All three is them were at the mercy of duty, having a life was nearly impossible. It's good that Command was lenient on relationships on the same ship or vicinity.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Gee, I would've thought saying Cadet Lum in a stern voice would be unsettling. Besides, your brother causes enough trouble for the both of you!"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*McCoy simply rolled his eyes and put his phaser on stun and let one rip at the Lieutenant.* "Always wanna do things the hard way..." *It would only give the younger of the two men a buzz just strong enough to knock him off his feet without passing out.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"That sounds about as fun as listening to Spock giving a lecture about protocols. I know how great you are at what you do, but that sounds like torture..."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Eh he'll be fine, Jim is just being overly dramatic. It's great to see you again, Jamie!" *The doctor offers Gates a warm smile, and wasn't sure whether to shake her hand or give her a hug.+

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

+ to go to the future in awhile, so no news is good news, right?"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Wanted in past tense, right? Even if you encountered the MIB back in early 2000s, they had to have disbanded around the time Cochran took his maiden voyage into space, and met the Vulcans. You'll be fine. And I know about all those different strands, been threatened by them. I haven't had +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"As it is, I need to see him anyway to keep his medical profile up to date. Haven't been to Risa, but I've heard of it. Vacations aren't really my thing. Even if I have the time off, I don't usually leave the ship or starbase."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

+ in the day called MIB. In addition to those feelings, the famous Agent Kay said, "Human thought is so primitive, that it's looked upon as an infectious disease.""

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"At least that feeling is coming from a good place. The jury is still out as to whether either part of Spock actually missed me. All those emotions, it's part of being human. We have a nasty habit of getting others to catch feelings. Dunno if you ever heard about the old agency on Earth back +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Great, just have him stop in for a quick visit and I'll work my magic. Can't have Disco going dead, again." *The doctor was jokingly referring to 1970s music, not the ship. He served on both.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*As Eric attempts to bid a hasty egress, the door slides shut in front of him, sealing the two men in the same room.* "Did you really think I was going to just let you go, Lum Dumb? Cry to the Admiral if you want about holding you against your will, I've done worse to Kirk."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"GET YOUR TROUBLE-MAKING SELF OVER HERE, NOW. Damn surprised I haven't seen your obituary already!"

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Becca, my favorite Cadet Nurse!" *A bright smile emanates from his face, with his arms reaching out to the young woman for a big hug.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

+ humanoid, with all the emotion of a brick wall. Still, Spock could smell horse shit from a mile away. McCoy at least meant well, the insult came from the heart, if that makes any sense.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"...Spock! It's great to see..." *A pause disturbs his words, because this is a Vulcan and the most cantankerous medical professional in the Alpha quadrant.* "... great to see that you're not that excited to see me, because I sure as heck ain't jumpin' for joy to see you!" *Dang pointy-eared +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*The doctor offered a warm smile with yet another hug, one infused with trust and care, but not as a doctor, as a very close companion.* "You sure you're okay? If I was a bettin' man, I'd go all in and say something else is on your mind."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Well of course, I could never expect you to stay out of trouble, especially where doing the right thing is concerned. No injuries I hope? You know very well that since I'm back, I'm your primary again. So no skee-daddaling when it comes time, got it you overgrown Hairball??" +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

+ releasing his arms and hands. Though a hand did gently brush against their cheek too. McCoy was lucky to have such a unique being in his life.*

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"It was more of a mind reset, sort of. Rest is still okay, but sometimes not the best. I'll be busy doing a lot of doctor stuff for a couple weeks, but then I can take it easy again. So what have you been up to, Ore?" *The man graciously hugged his closest non-human counterpart in kind before +

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"Oh shi.... I didn't think this through..." *His eyes get as big as saucers as the feline pounces on the doctor.* "Sorry Fur Face, I had to go away for awhile and reset, if you know what I mean. I didn't get hurt or anything, I promise."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

+ make your S/O SOL as far as duty goes, if he, you know, wanted to spend a couple weeks with you."

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Leonard McCoy (RP) @grumpydoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"You and I both have a plate that overfloweth. But you get a reprieve, I don't. At least not for a couple weeks anyway, and not because of you. Definitely not gunning for your job. I have enough headaches as it is, and two of them are Jim and Spock. Anyway, if you want, I can find some way to +

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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 08/09/2026

Ask your doctor if Locutus is right for you.

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