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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
National Cinema Weekend? More like "Leave-Your-Wasted-Mess-Over-To-Overworked-Workers" weekend. 😠 Seriously, you had your fun with all the Spider-Man and Odyssey showings. Get back to school!
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#RIPDollyParton 🕯️🙏 #RIPTimCurry 🕯️🙏 #RIPPeterCullen 🕯️🙏
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate people leaving so much mess inside auditoriums when the film finishes. I hate it more when films that people worked so hard on don't get shown. I highly recommend watching Coyote Vs Acme. And it's not just because those 'corporates' tried to cancel it for tax reasons. I've seen and loved it.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Spider-Man: Threat or menace? I say he's both! He's a menace for having kids leaving behind all that literal rubbish! He's also a threat for workers (Like me) for having them make us overwork! Then again, we wouldn't have characters like J. Jonah Jameson inspiring me to write this.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Think about all the countless trash I had to pick up and deal with between those auditorium showings. And during said showings. You know, I might become a PO'd / crazed villain at some point after years of putting up with this. And seek revenge. J/K. Or am I.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
*Is a cinema worker* Nolan. *Dies due to hard exertion and exhaustion* #TheOdyssey
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And yet it still didn't stop those kids filling the auditoriums, spilling and throwing food all over the place! 😡
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pride Month’s over they said. Still, LGBT+ folks are still welcome in my cinema (As it should for every cinema). People acting like transphobes and homophobes aren’t. Thank you.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And I mean this more than ever. 🥵
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Hatsune Miku: Remember to Hydrate!
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Brian Random VA @brianrandomva.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Brian's log. Umpteenth day in heatwave:
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Elmo in Hell
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- And the amount of mess my colleagues and I have to clean up after each showing: Flipping heck, people, when you buy snacks, actually eat them! Stop dropping or throw them around like maniacs! You're not at a party! Nor a playground! You're at a cinema! And keep quiet while you're at it!😭
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know what ticks me off besides trouble making kids and self-entitled karens/kevins? Homophobes and transphobes who discriminate those of LGBT+ community and their supporters, no matter what age, origins, gender identity, sexuality, etc. They're not welcome in my workplace. #HappyPrideMonth
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
(1/3) Congrats, #Disney / #Pixar / #ToyStory, you've done it again. I'm not referring to the fact that you made a film relatable to real life, leaving in the main moral of the story. Or that critics gave you positive reviews and kids, no matter what age, gathered in huge masses to watch it.
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Brian Random VA @brianrandomva.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If they use gen AI for any part of film, maybe they should be rated G. G as in Garbage.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You know what's more important than being in noisy crowds who go crazy over sporting events at night and watching movies at venues after 10-11pm? Sleep.
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Brian Random VA @brianrandomva.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Damn right! #PrideMonth #HappyPrideMonth #LGBT #LGBTQIA
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know what ticks me off besides trouble making kids and self-entitled karens/kevins? Homophobes and transphobes who discriminate those of LGBT+ community and their supporters, no matter what age, origins, gender identity, sexuality, etc. They're not welcome in my workplace. #HappyPrideMonth
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Teenager rated horror movies + Summer heatwaves don't mix.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Folks, it's clearly labelled as a popcorn box despite its appearance of a hat. Buy the thing first before you put it on your head and dance like an idiot! People eat out of that! (1/2) #Michael #MichaelMovie #MichaelJackson
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don't have kids of my own. I'm not even a kid person. But if you are one and: - Allow your kid to throw trash around the cinema - Don't discipline your kid into not causing disruptions, Example: Treating the cinema like a playground, running around in corridors and auditoriums, etc., (1/2)
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I must be a magnet for brats, drunkies and druggies.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So the MK2 movie is rated 15 in the UK. And it's based on the rated 18 games. Great. Now we're gonna have kids trying to get in without IDs. 🙄
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Devil wears Prada, they say. The devils I know have bad time scheduling / management.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
With all them hero characters saving lives on the big screen, they should teach kids not to make big messes all over the place.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
THANK YOU! 👍👍
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And yet, as a Cinema Host, I know that I and my colleagues are going to do massive cleanups, one showing after another. Damn you, Mario. 😭
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Valentines Day. A day to express love. As a Cinema Worker, I find it ironic that I have a lot if hatred for it. Cos visitors have the love of leaving tons of rubbish after watching their film. 😡
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Been away for too long. SO much to put up with. Speaking of which: Valentine's here. So many couples (or multiples (iykyk)) coming to my cinema to watch their chosen films like Wuthering Heights. But if I may: Did you know you can go on dates any time and not on Valentines? 😒
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Two months since I last posted. Too much cleaning to put up with. 😓 - How To Train Your Dragon - Lilo And Stitch - Elio - Sinners - Jurassic World 😮‍💨 And why are people putting in peanut shells, popcorn pieces and tiny sweets (Like Nerds) inside cup holders? They're a nightmare to clean out!
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Why are people constantly using their phones inside auditoriums while the film is playing? You've already booked tickets for it! You're wasting your money, ya 🍩!
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I'll make you a deal, Nintendo. Make your Switch 2 and games go down in prices and I'll consider buying.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Then the Academy should book appointments to make them watch those films before they're eligible to vote.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
As a Cinema worker, I'll say this. Hell no, they won't! We've been putting up with way too much of their 🐂💩!
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
As we beeping should.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
(1/2) Since #MinecraftMovie came out, kids (no matter what age) thought it'd be a good idea to: - Scream and shout while throwing around massive amounts of food - Thrown an actual chicken around - Literally ripped the top part of the auditorium seats
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#Minecraft As a Cinema Staff member, along with the workers, I have to put up with this. We had messy screens and troublemakers in the past but this is a real p🤬-take.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So much rubbish to clean up after. Damn you, #CaptainAmerica and #BridgetJones.
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A true story to tell. One time, years ago: A guy came into the cinema using his 'Cinema Points Card' and got himself a bunch of tickets out the building's ticket machine. Seeing this as not a big thing, I shrugged it off. (1/4)
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Kids / And kids disguised as bigger kids: Yay! National Popcorn Day! Me (And all the other cinema workers): Yay. Another really messy day. 🙄
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
As uplifting as that sounds, it does raise a question. How did people like Starmer, Netanyahu and Trump make their careers? 🙄😒
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
People have been saying to me, 'Happy New Year'. While I say the same three words back to customers, I would reply to my colleagues 'Same 💩 different day'. 😑 Don't worry. They know me. 👍
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grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social @grumpycinemabloke.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Greetings, movie watchers, and other people. I’m a grumpy cinema bloke who comments on not only films, but things happening outside those as well, such as politics and leave tips on how not to be a git when you visit cinemas like mine or whatever.
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