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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️

@grumpybrummie.bsky.social
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MSc, LibDem (non-vegan), supporter of the underdog IT Geek by day, DAW Maestro by night Egg-shaped ball follower Poker of sticks Tongue-in-cheek at times Grauniad & Private Eye reader Dad jokes Does typos RSPB 2/3 Geordie 1/3 Kerryman No DMs

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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 17h
Yep, Reform Ltd Nige wants you back into one of these.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 17h
The National Grid is becoming a bit of a joke. Over 24hrs of this so far. I have a suspicion that the new housing development and warehousing is overloading the local grid and it keeps tripping.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 19h
A romantic candle light breakfast this morning thanks to the National Grid.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tucked in the corner of Private Eye :)
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Perhaps it's just the little voices in his head that have agreed.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thought I'd post this. Something I knocked up a few weeks ago in Ableton Live. The title is a bit tongue in cheek. Thought I'd test the water in bsky.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love the tail flick. Now behave!
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deranged, wannabe dictator Trump treating this like some cheap game show. The man child is a disgrace. Just when you think the US can't sink any lower.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Videos of minors" Should he be wearing one of these?
Image of someone wearing a nonce bonnet.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Opps U-Turn
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As our authority starts to use these this week. Has anyone thought of the poor bin men? They are going to have to do a lot more bending to pick these up. Plus the locking handles are, to use a engineering term, are a bit 'shite'. Can't see them lasting well.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate the throw away society. I always try to fix things (tight fisted). The old bins needed new lid springs, @ £45 for 6! The new bin @ £30 and made in the UK! The labels are for the young adults in the house :)
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Toms view, Geography was not his strongest subject.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll just leave this here.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Predicted flood levels for the new Pickford estate. The sole exit towards Birmingham is a high flood risk. This road is also the shortest route for emergency vehicles. I hope Coventry Council have done their homework. The run off from all the properties (2400) on the hillside will be immense.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should have one of these ...
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Better pack some of this.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2/2 Linked to Amazon domain servers. Not absolute proof but, one wonders.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s the name on the van the gets me. "Fuel 2You". Isn't Faired used for refuelling? Coincidence?
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There you go ...
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Took a look the other week and Twitter was still looking like this ...
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would have thought the White House press room would look more like this ...
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2/2 Margate 1964
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morphed from Hotlegs, still have the vinyl.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Received this today :) Touch it and you'll find out why I enjoyed a bit of Judo in my younger years.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Private Eye. Reform Ltd Finch making "offense references" about Monica at Warwickshire CC. It's Not on Finchy. 'The blob' is not her nickname, it's simpler than that :) Those how know, know :)
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Other news. A man was seen leaving the white house with one of these after a long day's work.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get to top of the Picos and you find something local.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last week I got my head stuck in a cupboard.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Here's a shot of farage's flock heading for home.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Private Eye. Those who know, know. Even someone at Private Eye. 😀
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Babs have you seen this? Man of the the people. My arse!
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you're playing to travel in one of these death traps make sure you have one of these to hand. Portable Glass Breaker Seatbelt Cutter
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'Farage says Reform UK has "taken no illegal money"' True But the 'intent' was there, so someone should be standing before 'the beak'.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know where it went ...
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Didn't know Farage shopped at Heron Foods.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A phishing attempt from WhatsApp. The domain is homsroomespagne.com Just wondering if they need their security checked.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stuff wimpy Google. Try OpenSteetMap.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh dear 'Every American will be able to EASLY enter the Melania Canal from the front and the back side'
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kids purchasing eggs in a poorer part of Coventry and throwing them at cars. Must be somesort of cost of living exclusion zone.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
True, Here's a audio recording of a tribute to HAL. No AI was used in the creation of this. Just hard (enjoyable) work.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Private Eye Would love to hear David Mencers spluttering response to this.
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Grumpy Brummie 🔶💻🏉🎵🍺🕵️‍♂️ @grumpybrummie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Made me think of 'Little Britain' for some reason.
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