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grumpus

@grumpus.vespre.net
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butchin some nerd (they/them, 90s-born creacher, derogatory)'s shitpost/out-of-context account because I have a bad habit of making accounts for very specific purposes (minors and pro-AI chuds DNI)

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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 11/09/2026
what if it happened today
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 19/08/2026
new headmate drops while doing your weekly hrt dose call that estrojection
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 07/07/2026
tastes like sand
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 07/07/2026
biting my time
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 03/07/2026
he's in his dragon ball era
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 24/06/2026
the mortifying ordeal of being peripherally acknowledged
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 02/06/2026
tilapiel the angel of fish
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 22/05/2026
its 2 pm and I'm havign a great morning
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 13/05/2026
claude more like clawed to bits
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 12/05/2026
"Gee Palkia, how come Arceus lets you have *three* dimensions?"
pissy long dialga
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 03/05/2026
zombie that does'nt understand the "pull my finger" gag
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 01/05/2026
ace lesbians licking plates clean they don't do the sex stuff so they gotta do SOMETHING gross
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
all-timer sports graphic dropped
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 23/02/2026
I love you. become dust with me
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 09/01/2026
evil french pirate cologne
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 22/12/2025
hildegard von bingus
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
love thy neighbor as you love yourself means you should give your neighbors handjobs
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
aaand final portover in 3 2 1
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
fung-os: you'll moss definitely be lichen 'em
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
if i ever befriend a chipmunk i'm gonna name her squirrelly temple
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
and while i'm porting over some of my bestworst tweets as i purge that account: "christmas shoes" is just the christmas version of "i'm already there"
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
patrick warburton's fursona is patrick boarburton i am not taking questions at this time
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/12/2025
possums are the opposite of vampires one plays at being dead the other plays at being alive
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 04/12/2025
I will not partake in the foot pizza. no thanks
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 28/10/2025
give it the ol chomp n stomp
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 28/10/2025
ngl I can't remember the context for most of the stuff I post here I just post it
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 28/10/2025
what are knees but the boobs of the legs
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 26/10/2025
jegan bakudan
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 26/10/2025
boruto sequel series character: daughter of metal lee named amy lee
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 20/09/2025
fictional consenting nipples: the sequel nobody wanted
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 17/08/2025
minmaxed for anti-salt
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 12/08/2025
recursive giffed horse plinko
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 09/08/2025
Anti-lick justifies my cbat
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 10/07/2025
new pirate dropped: hellfire douglas, the frying dutchman he painted flames on the sides of his boat his boyfriend thinks it's cool
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 08/07/2025
why do they call it french kissing and not tongueshaking
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 07/07/2025
llms cannot have my semicolons
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 19/05/2025
snumpus
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 18/05/2025
wheres the Book of Ringo.
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 12/05/2025
if girlcock is hen then boypussy is tom
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 12/05/2025
promoted from girlboss to womanager
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 13/02/2025
reviving my petition to rename foaming hand soap to foap
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 11/02/2025
who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 08/02/2025
dhalsim boob grab
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 01/01/2025
antarticuno
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 25/12/2024
wonder if my invisible follower knows where the butt aliens went I miss them
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 08/11/2024
gonna bit-by-bit port some of my old shitpost tweets to here I think, they don't deserve to stay cooped up on a terminally locked account even if very few people saw them before that
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 25/04/2024
anyway here's big lemon oreo it's one of the things I've ever done
a lemon oreo with several additional oreos' worth of cream added to the middle
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grumpus @grumpus.vespre.net · 25/04/2024
well guess I'm here now kinda probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol
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