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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a product of making chasing championships and TV the only viable outcomes to orient toward. If you’re not achieving in the first two years, mulligan and try again.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s okay. It appears that Dan Wilson and Dan Lanning are in fact, the same Dan.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I blame the 2026 Mariners. They have made me question my faith in any (athletic) thing I’ve loved. Also. Once a Duck always a duck?
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s a strategic plan for handling Dan Wilson: Miss playoffs: Dan dismissed. Miss playoffs and finish 10 games under: failure. Dan FIRED. Make playoffs: mutual parting of ways Win WS: Dan becomes manager emeritus. Gets a sad faced statue at home. Also never allowed back in clubhouse
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We gotta start only using iterations of “failure” to describe this team. Using “disappointment” lets the leaders off the hook. If they’re using any language other than “failure”, they not serious.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
JJ fucking Putz…
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Carlos Peguero gotta be chilling somewhere
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It would also help if the org maintained relationships well enough to even make the ask.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Scorching take: the players union should demand that owners be evaluated every year. If, after 10 years a team fails to make the playoffs 4 or more times (6/15), then the team must be sold. Radical accountability to centering winning instead of profit mongering!
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I can’t recall a time I’ve ever been through an in and out drive through lol
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I had more fun watching the 2008 Mariners. This group is straight up a bad time.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Patrick Wisdom wya
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It would be nice to enjoy the experience independent of outcomes and “at least the rest of the league is bad” though!
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Will the Mariners come back from a 3-run deficit in any games for the rest of the season? I have my doubts!
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They weren’t very good at the beginning of the year with Donavan in the lineup either
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He didn’t even thank god in his interview. He’s going to get smote
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen Brunson gotta be the first athlete not to thank God in his interview in years. Heathen Knicks!
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just don’t think the USMNT has done anything that should make people cheer for them. They’re terrible politically and their stars aren’t interesting in any way. No amount of empty representation with plugging in a few black and Hispanic players will change that.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe John and Chris should have interviewed another candidate instead of just giving the job full time to a franchise HoF with no experience.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The K chants are real iffy
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s time, Chris. It’s 45 silent head shaking “nope” recap day. I hope the niece had a wonderful day!
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Wholesome Caballero
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Are we sure Cooper Chriswell isn’t Mitch Garver?
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social as a supportive spouse, I want to honor the 2025 Fightin’ Texas Aggies aka the most 8-4 ass 11-2 team.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If Dan is supposed to be the vibes guy and the vibes are atrocious, why isn’t he on his way to a permanent family vacation? He’s being indecisive. Classic Dan.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@lockedonmariners.bsky.social what would it take to acquire Yordan? What is the tier of player that a package around Sloan or Anderson could net? Hancock being what he’s been with Castillo creates a log jam. If we’re serious about 26 one of those two moving seems to be the avenue to improve.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This team is very Dan Wilson so far this year. Juiceless.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dan’s grandkids must want to spend time with him, right? Like there’s gotta be some family member he needs to step away to spend time with around the all star break
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think the kit would be better if the pants weren’t black
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The nerdification of the game is too much. Bring back the Jack Z era bombs or bust + Felix era imo.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The moving of goal posts for the league sans the Dodgers is breath taking. The roster is pretty good but they did not actually effort to position themselves as anything more than “sure they COULD make the WS” kind of team.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lolllllll at Rodriguez celebrating at the wall, whole USA dugout is shitting their tactical underwear over it
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ryan Bliss and Michael Arroyo erasure? (Actually don’t know what happens if Emerson busts)
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well they announced Rizz’s retirement and he said we’re winning the WS in his honor so we have plot armor!
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oregon has the second best blue chip ratio and highest NIL average (on3). Lanning also had a personal contract with Phil. How is that doing more with less?
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
How fitting. A quarterback that emulates greatness with little success going to a program that does the same.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
gonna Venmo Ted Cruz $300 to show up to the national championship in one of those Canes colored stormtrooper costumes
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nah. Oregon was established as a whites only state. They can kick rocks. Washington rules though.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Thought Dan Lanning was a MaD mAN
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I can’t Qwhite out my finger on it
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It’s been nearly 2.5 months since He’s thrown multiple picks in a game. Some would say he’s due to do some shit.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oregon losing the title game to Mario Cristobal would also be hilarious
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The problem was making a made for TV playoff at all. Arbitrarily identify two teams to play for a title. The rest get to yell at their cousins about regional rivalries.
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
While this single season is psychologically Draconian for Aggie fans, let’s look forward to the damage this three year cycle will be when the thing that may keep A&M from 8-4 next year will be *checks notes* the Texas Showdown at College Station. Stay tuned for how my in-laws react.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I have not done one of these in a while....
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Spend more money. Make more profits. The haters are such anti-capitalists. It's beautiful 🥲
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Should have offered Dan a nice permanent vacation in Cancún and bought Stephen Vogt’s wife Olympia smh
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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Would be awesome if the president of the baseball writers didn’t outright spoil every major award lol
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