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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 5h
Are they going to do it in Las Vegas?
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Tic Toc Man The Stand
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 6h
Are they going to do it in Las Vegas?
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Tic Toc Man The Stand
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 9h
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Yay Minions: Excited & Happy
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 11h
Poor Donald: always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 11h
Worthy of a Chris Mason article on why Labour winning last night is actually great news for Reform even though they only got about 6% of the votes...
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 12h
"Hello? Memes 'r Us? I'd like to buy a 'Malcolm Tucker F**k Off', please."
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 13h
"And now...here's the host of your show!!"
Running man host Richard Dawson
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 13h
If you have a multimeter, measure the battery voltage with the engine running. Should be about 14-14.5 volts. If you've just installed a new battery, if it's much lower than that you're probably right. Also, you can normally get a reconditioned alternator for half the price of a new one.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 13h
That’s ok. More than cancelled out by her underestimate of the cost of her UK Iron Dome
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 14h
Easy. That’s her there.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 17h
Hegseth announcing the livestream execution..
Running man game show host
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 17h
Its the Spinal Tap manager Ian Faith’s attitude : when asked why the band has dropped from playing 10,000-to-15,000-seat arenas down to 1,200-to-1,500-seat venues, Ian indignantly denies that their popularity is fading. “ I just think that the, uh, their appeal is becoming more selective."
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 17h
He should repeat his famous walk from John O’Groats to Lands End. Only difference being that this time when he gets to Lands End, he keeps going.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 18h
Still use ours. Great for roast beef, lamb and pork, and the meat goes a lot further.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Qu'ils mangent de la Big Mac."
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Today's reading is taken from Paul's Letter to the Ammonites, Chapter 7 verses 1-6"
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Portuguese Manager? Ronaldo? Only one way we can sort this....
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Harry Hill: There's Only One Way To Find Out
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nobody?
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Adam Brody: You Sure Noah?
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you for today's totally random fact....I collect these and will spend today making my nearest and dearest aware of this information as I greatly enjoy harvesting the resulting sideways glances and eye rolls that inevitably ensue.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn’t realise they were having the conference at Birmingham Airport.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The value of your investment may go down as well as up.”
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s ok, Trumps providing them with a safety rope..
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Noose Swinging in the Sky
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just pray it doesn’t go logarithmic…
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thats actually how I ended the out of office notice on my work email system the day I retired…
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ostriches have a very sweet tooth. They just love moleasses.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Simpsons Judges Give Perfect 10 Score
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody should be checking his little grey cells...
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I came on here to make the same point, through the medium of shouting.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And it’ll have Artficial Intelligence and everything!!!
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Help me out here. Why on Earth does a college in the USA have the legal right to administer justice, thereby bypassing the whole Police / DA / Criminal court system? In the UK, organisations such as schools and college have a statutory duty to automatically report such incidents to the authorities.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And access to large sums of money helps smooth the entire process....
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wetherspoons toilets and Labyrinth….
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Captain America (Chris Evans): I Understood That Reference
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it’s because Jim Davis’ readership generally don’t like the start of the working week, and he’s cottoned on to the fact that they are more motivated to buy t-shirts, coffee mugs and other assorted merchandise with Garfield’s image reflecting that view….
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Because it’s 2026 and we’re squillionaires! Why wouldn’t we get away with it?”
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hoist by his own petard.
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Deadpool and Logan Dance
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty much taught myself to play guitar by playing along to this for about 4 years. Best ever feeling was when I finally got the repeating riff at the end of side 1 up to full speed.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"And the audience go wild!"
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Minions in Winter Gear
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Ooooooh Boy..."
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think you'll find that should there ever be another Democrat president, the Republican's will have a Damascene conversion about Congressional oversight and push VERY hard for this.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poetic justice after Laura K and Chris Mason's tireless work along with BBC News senior management to support them every step of the way....
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No blasphemy about it...the Bible tells us that Jesus was a middle eastern jewish man and would definitely warrant an ICE visit and a long wait at were he to arrive in the US. The real blasphemy is MAGANs trying to change Jesus' appearance and heritage and lineage to validate their own prejudices.
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think she's missing a zero or two....OK the USA is a lot bigger, but given the UK Government's record on defense procurement... "The Congressional Budget Office estimates a total cost of $1.2 trillion over 20 years for development, deployment, and operation."(of the system in the USA).
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Three from pretty much a standing start after the second go. Wordle 1,935 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Man who purchased a farm as a tax dodge now complaining as it’s hard work. “
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Hello Noel, I’ve got an Action Man with one leg which I’d like to swap for a blue Raleigh Chopper, although I’d settle for a red one at a pinch.”
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought you couldn’t successfully be sued for libel if you were telling the truth?
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grumpinuts.bsky.social @grumpinuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was he a blue eyed Swedish Jesus perchance?
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