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Grummash

@grummash.bsky.social
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Just a partnered 38yo in Maryland using the internet to flirt and lust over all the hot chubby men out there. If you reskeet anything of mine without asking (quoteskeeting is fine as long as you're adding something real), warning: you will be blocked.

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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 is a day of frustration for me. Everyone in the US talks about how the nation was unified in grief. But it wasn't. It restarted a generational distrust of "outsiders", just like the Japanese in WWII, or Irish immigrants in the 1800s escaping the poor economy, or many many other examples. ½
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm so sore and stiff (not the good kind) and tired. Worked damn hard to get a now completely vacant apartment cleaned out, sandwiched between 2x 6hr drives in 36hrs. I need a soft belly or chest to snooze on for a few days. But noooooo. Apparently I have a paid job that requires work to be done. 😴😵‍💫
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hopefully the last nakey selfie in this hotel's mirror for a while. The next time up here is going to be under even more stressful and sad circumstances.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ren fest time!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy hump day, fellow sluts!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a little wave to say hello and thank you for letting me see all those beautiful tummies today!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Waggling my fat ass right into the weekend. Happy Fat ass Friday, y'all.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Fat Cock Friday, y'all! #fcf
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@mangooo.bsky.social , @capttreehouse.bsky.social told me that this should be posted on your page. I think he might be hinting at something.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy #FCF!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's hump day! I need a prostate massage, but this is all I can get. I much prefer the real thing.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy #FCF!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Early morning wood for #FCF!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The nearly 8 year old who acts like she's 8 MONTHS old on a beach waddle with me. She loves the beach and ocean sooooo much!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Obligatory beach house mirror selfie.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Welp. I know some of you out there are going to enjoy this food pr0n. Biiiiiig glazed donut!
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The largest donut we offer here at Scotty’s Donuts take a look!
YouTube video by Scotty The Donut Maker
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The onion just knows me so gd well. Fuck, they got me so good.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hey, so people watching the "Boy Aquarium" Pennsylvania series, so... last time I checked, "God Bless America" wasn't the US national anthem...
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Someone asked for some shower pics. It's tushy Tuesday / tum Tuesday!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mr. Cardy, you always have the perfect words.
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a man wearing headphones and shorts is singing into a microphone with a caption that says i don t
ALT: a man wearing headphones and shorts is singing into a microphone with a caption that says i don t
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Freshly showered, toweled tummy Tuesday.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Yesterday was pi day and there wasn't a single cream pie in my feed. I guess I need to up the number of horny nerds that I follow...
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Stumbled upon this absolute gem on YT. And now y'all get to enjoy it too. youtu.be/sj0BcuSlUKc?...
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Heated Rivalry Pink Pony Club Parody - "Gay Hockey Show"
YouTube video by Elisa B
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wearing my Los Tiburones rugby shirt... I think it may be just a smidge short. Happy tummy Tuesday.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
These whirlwind trips to Massachusetts really just take it out of me. Mandatory hotel mirror selfies included.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm in rare form today. Y'all are getting a PG picture of my new haircut. It was a pretty rude awakening to see so much gray hair in the clippings. Guess that's what you get in the last 6 months of your 30s.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Freshly steamed buns in need of polla crema. Happy #humpday y'all.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Well that was more needed than I thought!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Feeling so feral. Needing a release unbelievably badly...
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It's another Fat Ass Friday!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Made a short trip to New England last week. Obligatory NSFW Tummy Tuesday / hotel post-shower mirror selfie.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy nude year, everyone! May your year be filled with joy and peace. Joyous orgasms and pieces of hot ass.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Get dressed go to work or call out crawl back in bed as is? Fiiiiiiine I'll be responsible and get dressed and go to work. Ugh. Happy Tummy Tuesday, y'all.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Someone wanted to stand at attention in appreciation of all you hot n sexy men!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Was told that I needed to post these online so everyone could see how much of a slut I am today!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Thirsty Thursday... thicc Thursday? You decide!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween, fellas!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's tummy Tuesday. Anyone wanna give it some nice rubs and pats to start this extra short work week?
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Wagging my fat ass this #FatAssFriday
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Feeling extra thick today as I make my hubby's lunch and help him get out the door for work on this #ThickThursday
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I know I try to keep this profile to fun flirty sexy times, but this is a warning of a departure from that. FBI, label me an NVE right fucking now. You and your puppetmasters, The Heritage Foundation, are murdering trans people by encouraging violence against them and contributing to the (1/?)
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My tummy was looking thick as hell. I guess that comes with the territory of being 350lbs. Happy Thick Thursday.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Feeling absolutely FERAL this morning. And that's after I jerked off twice last night! In need of a nice fat ass to breed to start the day off right!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Feeling cute and silly.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Realized that I was in both fat ass Friday and fat cock Friday moods!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Dressed appropriately in my birthday suit for my birthday!
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Last minute suit fitting for being in the wedding party on Saturday. Feeling super cute.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A surprising non-naked photo collage (of the trip to Northern California we just got home from).
China Cove in Point Lobos State Natural ReserveBy the Bird Island Parking lot in the Point Lobos State Natural PreserveThe lookout over Carmel Beach
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I can't seem to figure out if I'm missing anything before I head to work. Oh well, I must be fine.
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Grummash @grummash.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Happy hump day, ya filthy animals!
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