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GrumblyArcher

@grumblyarcher.bsky.social
42 followers 72 following 134 posts

He/they, mostly here for far-left news and TTRPG discourse. Will never not take opportunities to be mean about D&D 5e.

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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pedocon is a theory like gravity is a theory
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, lowkey, that shot of him actually capturing the curve of the Earth gets me every time
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did not know Dog the Bounty Hunter was still alive. I had not thought about him for about a decade and just assumed he had popped a blood vessel while yelling at his wife or something.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey, cool, AI slop. Exactly what no one asked for. Hopefully people cotton on and block this slop merchant.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is there any way I could get the recipe for that drink?
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You got a bunch of fucking hearts Gog, imagine how much caring you could cram into them!
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
CAT BOOTS
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Give him a fucked bucket hat
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Manage to make a good video game movie.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I've been wanting to do a harlequin/colombina themed thaum with the juggler archetype and the mirror implement where using the mirror causes them to switch between roles.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alright Tom, you've done it. This is maybe the one time I find a scythe an acceptable and cool type of weapon.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
And they often seem entirely pleased with it.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Bat faces really have the best 'weird dog breed' energy while avoiding the ethical nightmare of continuing affronts to physiology like, say, pugs.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Because even an insane AI says 'fuck ICE'
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I don't know, I prefer the trucker hats to be inside their helmets with the brims smooshed comically up against the inside of the visor.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I mean, they're all eugenicists so that tracks. Soon enough they'll be breaking out the calipers to figure out 'Leftist skull physiognomies'
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seriously? What a tiresome little shit
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I want to throw a cheeto at him just to see if his skin blisters and peels on contact with a food entirely outside of his special diet.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I like how at first glance, their positioning and profile makes them seem like bat-analogs until you look close enough to see the lack of wings and the presence of tentacles.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Jesus, this is depressing.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
And we're saying the difference is completely fucking irrelevant. If anything, successfully using camouflage to hide their evil makes them more of a threat.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Then stop pretending he was better in some vague respect.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
100% Just because he's a shitty painter now and not running around calling reporters 'piggy' doesn't mean he is not a fucking monster.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
There's a lot of people in Iraq, Afghanistan, and New Orleans that would disagree.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nah dude, I think you're missing the larger point. Bush and Trump are the same creature, one is just superficially 'nicer' about it. Everything Trump is doing now had its precedent set by Bush. Mass surveillance of civilians, illegal wars, the heavy-handed use of ICE, election fuckery, all of it.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Bush is directly responsible for setting up and enabling the current occupant. His politics poisoned the entire establishment of both parties. Do not excuse or minimize his evil just because he was 'nicer' and used kinder words. All living presidents should be in the Hague right now.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
How long until she is dating and breaking up with more people than can actually exist on Earth?
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Fateful because one day she will misjudge when going in to smooch the top of her head and from then on need a dashing eyepatch.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I wonder if the scheme will collapse before or after they Kessler Syndrome us.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Everything I have ever seen or heard about this game has utterly slid off my brain as though the organ were coated with teflon.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Joe vs the Volcano legitimately changed something in my brain when I first got my hands on it. I must have watched it like four times before my dad had to return the tape.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
"That thing in the sky, get rid of it"
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
cablin
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Slop accounts get blocked
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
KALO SPEC OPS KALO SPEC OPS GIVING NEW MEANING TO 'AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT'
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A weirdly threatening phrase
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This guy at work very clearly wants to be my friend but I know for a fact he voted Trump three times. It takes a considerable amount of effort to not grab him by the front of his shirt and say 'Motherfucker, you voted for the guy who wants to put my friends, family, and loved ones in goddamn camps!'
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Is this explanation fully canonized? I know the cyberpsycho missions in 2077 hint at it but last I checked, I'm pretty sure they were still sticking to the old version. It would be great if that were the case. Old cyberpsychosis is one of the reasons holding me back from really getting invested.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Hmm, frustrating
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Is this going to end up anywhere else? I'm really trying to not give Amazon any money these days.
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Do we know if Solari* is going to be 5e? *or whatever the title ends up being
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Pathetic. If I had a tenth the money you do I would not need online validation because I'd be out actually fixing shit.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Grok's feed is somehow tangled up in Elon's own poorly installed neuralink chip and we're getting his subconscious bleeding into its responses.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I will always be in awe of your ability to watch anime with characters you absolutely fucking hate. I know, for instance, that I'd probably enjoy My Hero Academia but the mere existence of the purple sex-pest is enough to keep me from wanting to devote the time to it.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You should run on this. "Kat Abughazaleh believes in helping the average American finally clean under their furniture."
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I'd like to think that even if he did not 'get it' he still did all that to make you happy. It might have been a slightly dense way to go about it since what you clearly wanted more was for him to engage with you art but it at least feels like he was acting out of a place of love.
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
culture as clearly unfamiliar to you as the concept of seasoning literally anything is to your countrymen. 6/6
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
read and absorb all of this. I expect you to say something that gestures at being pithy and dismissive. Despite it almost never working, I still figured I'd try a bit of sincerity here. Even if that fails, I'll hold out hope that next time you try to pick up an iota of context for an aspect of a 5/6
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GrumblyArcher @grumblyarcher.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
think you've stirred up a bunch of MAGA people. I'm guessing you saw a picture of southern food, equated 'southern' with 'trump voter' and called it there. Guess which way the population responsible for the food you are making fun of pretty consistently votes? I don't expect you to actually 4/6
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