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Michael E. Gruen

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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 16/09/2026
This is what business success looks like. And don't blame the government, blame the people who empowered these politicians to install regulators whose job it is not to do their their jobs. Please vote.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 30/07/2026
I guess we’re pancaking the hamburger, @github.com?
A hamburger menu with a pancake emoji.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 29/07/2026
A random sampling of technology leaders' inboxes in 2026.
Many receipts from Anthropic
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 16/07/2026
For a moment I thought this was a Nintendo Switch conference and got excited for you.
A Switch
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 13/06/2026
A question I often ask myself
“What tree am I?”
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 07/06/2026
Posting this feels counter-purpose, but the sentiment is worth sharing.
Sign at a campground that says: Whilst the majority of campers are responsible the rise in popularity we are experiencing at this site is unsustainable. If you do stay, please do not promote the site on social media etc
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 01/04/2026
This may be a sophisticated identity theft ploy, but I'll risk it.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 13/02/2026
That’s a nice thought.
@gruen.us sitting on the floor of Amtrak, assured a seat circa 2014
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 16/01/2026
No reason an app with virtually 0 traffic should crash once a day for "reasons", or require more than 1vcpu/256Mb resource allocation. In any case, guess when I migrated an app from Next.js to Go
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 01/12/2025
Not even enough to cover my 2025 Claude Code bill.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 31/10/2025
I see you, Claude
ASCII Claude with an ASCII pumpkin
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 17/09/2025
Why does this outline appear after an app is dismissed? Why does it persist at all? It just makes things unnecessarily busy. This design language took, uh, courage.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 07/09/2025
Sad Charles Leclerc
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 05/09/2025
Although, to be fair, last lines of the article:
"Why would you take the car?" text snippet from article.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 02/09/2025
Am I supposed to take articles that have images like this seriously?
AI Slop in Graph form (n.b., nothing makes sense at all)
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 22/08/2025
This logo is so ominous
Sherwin Williams’ “cover the earth” lol
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 15/08/2025
Very cool for Google to do this. (If you have Google Workspace, check it out: admin.google.com/ac/insights/...)
Carbon footprint for Google Workspace
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 13/08/2025
From the Capitol administrative offices.
Door with sign that says “the hovel”“Welcome to the hovel - ain’t no windows or air circulation up in here, just a few Democratic staffers.”
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 07/08/2025
On my gmail account (but not my google workspace account) this new paste function appeared:
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 20/05/2025
How skynet got its wings.
MacOS dialog asking to allow Anthropic's Claude access to find devices on my local network.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 13/05/2025
This cover is almost 50 years old and is still painfully accurate.
New Yorker Cover from 1976, showing 9th Ave to the Hudson river, to China/Russia
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 11/04/2025
Recent acquisition (soda can tab for scale). Nice work, @beta.nyc Get yours: beta.nyc/support-us-n...
A sticker in the style of a restricted parking sign, saying "NO KING ANY TIME".
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 07/04/2025
Watch this space.
Google ngram for "dead cat bounce".
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 20/03/2025
Very glad to see *something* I wrote ended up in Meta's (very knowingly pirated) AI training set—was worried I wouldn't have direct reason to be righteously indignant. Thanks, Zuck! www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Twitter for Dummies coming up in Llama 3 training data set, courtesy of the Atlantic.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 18/02/2025
(Canada's population is roughly equivalent California, at half the GDP. Ignore any state/province divisions within Canada.) Further still, if I were negotiating on behalf of Canada, I'd ensure statehood or representation for all other US territories. Here's what that would look like:
Congressional seats by the new states of PR, DC, Guam, USVI, Northern Mariana, American Samoa, and... Canada
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 18/02/2025
Scenario I'd like to throw into the ether (with the huge caveat that this is all ridiculous and shouldn't be taken seriously): Should Canada join the United States, it should insist on having proportional representation in Congress. Here's what would happen in the House (assuming kept to 435):
table showing congressional redistribution
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 10/02/2025
Tired: "copy" Wired: "copy as markdown"
Copy as Markdown option
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 29/01/2025
Welp, where goes this morning's productivity. Maybe it's time to switch to podman.
MacOS not letting me open Docker, which is a critical path on how I do most of my software development
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 23/01/2025
:( (I'm in NYC, not sure why there'd be a content restriction)
Video unavailable
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 10/01/2025
In which the AI tail wags the human dog. (I don’t live in the Bay Area, and I love cold weather.)
Screenshot demonstrating inherent bias of how AI models are trained, where a copilot autocompletes someone else’s thought.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 02/01/2025
I’ll share one from two years ago. Bought into community distributed generation. (I live in Manhattan, so not possible to put up solar panels.) I’d say it’s working out.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 29/12/2024
Receipts:
Note that says:

Firstly, please note that no LLM nor “AI” was used in this letter’s creation. (As a hiring manager, most cover letters as of late have been clearly of artificial origin. Rest assured that an organic intelligence—n.b., me—authored this recommendation… questionable though his “intelligence” may be.)
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 25/12/2024
Pfff. What a grinch. (Happy Great American Holiday, y’all)
Wordle does not like “Santa”
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 22/12/2024
The congestion pricing revenue also bonds additional funds for improving public transit. Better transit means greater ridership means fewer cars. Also, even a 10% reduction can do wonders for congestion.
15 puzzle game
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 11/12/2024
This is the kind of accolade I live for.
Queens, a LinkedIn Game, saying that I am smarter than 95% of CEOs. (Not quite mensa territory, but I'll take it.)
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 02/12/2024
@hailey.at are you okay? Will you tell us if you’re okay? There’s a fail at the gateway, A host error. A bad server, Hailey? Hailey are you haileyok.com?
Cloudflare having a moment
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 28/10/2024
This was a surprisingly emotional experience.
Arrow sticker on sidewalk pointing towards polling location.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 16/10/2024
Who would ever agree to this?
Install Adobe Genuine Service (AGS)
To help protect you from security vulnerabilities and harmful malware that may be present in non-genuine Adobe apps, AGS will periodically check for non-genuine Adobe apps on this machine. If any are detected, you may be notified and Adobe may disable the non-genuine Adobe app.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 17/09/2024
Oh thank heaven for...
User #711 on BlueSky
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 10/09/2024
Another day, another lighthouse ride.
Medium red bicycle in front of little red lighthouse underneath the GWB.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 22/08/2024
Has Marvel finally run out of superhero ideas?
Cesspool Man in front of Union Square Cafe
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 31/07/2024
Nice
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 11/06/2024
This is called a cloud iridescence which, I’m told, is a fairly common ephemeral phenomenon. I stopped in my tracks, took a photo, and within 30 seconds it was gone. Don’t forget to look up. #bluesky
Cloud Iridescence: the color spectrum painted on the wisps of a cloud.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 02/06/2024
How was your day?
Red bicycle in front of the little red lighthouse under the George Washington bridge, nyc
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 22/04/2024
And certainly it would never over-saturate my skin.
My face again. Not that I don’t have a reddish complexion, but I’m not *that* pink.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 22/04/2024
What are you talking about?
My face smoothed as if it were made of silly putty.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 18/04/2024
Got to love the confidence of a vendor who predicts you’re going to spend more money with them after some aggressive cost cutting. Motivating to find even more cost-saving opportunities.
AWS dashboard predicting our aggressive cost cutting efforts are all for naught.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 27/02/2024
What’s this mode called?
Bluesky with non-loading iOS icon
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 17/11/2023
Further proof that half of my CS degree was useless knowledge.
Spelling bee game claiming the word “quine” as invalid.
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Michael E. Gruen @gruen.us · 09/11/2023
Says something about the target audience, no?
NYTimes connections game where most tiles are podcast names
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