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Pretending to be an airline pilot

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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARN <<MISSION FAILED>> Moon 11 bossfight going great, the controller shaped holes in my wall are just a coincidence
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Daniel Bentley @danielbentley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Episcopal Church is right here.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
if Spruance has a million fans, I am one of them. If he has one fan it’s me. If he has no fans, I’m dead
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fact check: true
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Do you think I can make it between those two? youtu.be/8IUEZiFKRvU?...
youtu.be
O Ye of Little Faith - Apache AH-64
YouTube video by lostlocalhost
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every time you eat a whole box of cherries in one sitting you prove yourself stronger than Zachary Taylor and that’s worth any price.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trazyn and Orikan’s Excellent Adventure continues!
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Even TAR is getting DH bonuses? 👀
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Boston Harbor VesselAlert @bostonharbor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
VesselAlert Name: USS CONSTITUTION MMSI: 369914081 Type: Sailing Flag: USA Seen: 06-Jul-2026 00:10:34 EDT Distance: 5.2 nm Signal RSSI: -30.6 dBFS Ship AIS VesselAlert © kx1t - kx1t - aiscatcher - sdr-e
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
>taran tactical
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My smug satisfaction at SA-22 apparently being a giant piece of shit is immeasurable
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
SOME
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Clavicular brutally retailmogged by Rolex AD who wouldn’t sell him a watch
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aside from the space bugs that crave your biomass, the least problematic factions are the literal mushrooms and the zombie skeleton robots.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Go-arounds are free
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Rip to all the dudes in the regionals trying to get into the majors rn
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Remembered that VFA-103 has a dude’s actual skull and femurs in a reliquary they bring to squadron functions www.wtkr.com/news/militar...
wtkr.com
Pilot remains part of Virginia Beach Navy squadron decades after being shot down
Strike Fighter Squadron 103 based at Naval Air Station Oceana carry on the Jolly Rogers name. Those sailors also carry Ensign Jack Ernie's memory everywhere they go
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Division agent type shit. Pretty fresh fit tbh.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
In any galley or wardroom, at any given time, it is possible to construct a meal that looks like people are eating rats and each other to survive.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How can dudes who live walking distance from Clayton’s turn out like this?
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
In any case, we have fighter pilot Jesus already and his name is Mobius 1
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Those Herc and 60 drivers are doing some of the bravest shit I’ve ever seen.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why is an F-15 with an ASAT the picture for this story lol
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That’s an elkie!
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Want
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Bobby Baccala and Tony Soprano having dinner
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every Growler guy at every LFE for the next few years is gonna respond to the frat jokes with this
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Peck @ohheckitspeck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
What is the Battle Hymn of the Republic but an American nasheed
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Not sure I'm sold on the theology of this but signing that particular dotted line is as obvious a deal with the Adversary as I think you can possibly make. The Old Testament says that you must not profit by the blood of your neighbor; the New Testament commands that we love our neighbor. Not hard!
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My reaction to anyone who says FPV drones blowing up dudes who forgot what year their war is in makes them feel icky:
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This shit’s so funny to me
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Santa overshot Andrews by 15 miles. He went to Rock Creek Park, sir. Walter Reed Hospital is there. My father is there. No father should get presents before his son.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Launch on (Sleigh) Warning
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we? By The Editorial Board
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Shut up, nerd
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It just drives me fucking bonkers people/organizations have this idea there was some mythical American golden age sometime between 1940-1970 where high-quality weapons were produced rapidly, cheaply, and without bureaucratic friction
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
An NFO made this post
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Pictured: Charleston not wanting to govern Boston
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
These dudes just consistently pretend IADS no real. I remember ages ago on tumblr one of these types of guy was arguing that you could helo in SOF to destroy air defenses so the A-10 could fly and that’s cool and all, now you’re just feeding aircraft to the enemy.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It's really funny we're having this kind of insane arguments about the F-35 when we uh just a major regional conflict where the F-35I did, in fact, deliver
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Demonic
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’ve had better looking food at a hole in the wall in Harlingen
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The idea of America will outlive any vulgar nationalism that attempts to restrict what it means to be a real American. It always has.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Yeah I back my data up to the cloud (several thousand strong murmuration of starlings)
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Someone’s gonna put classified material into chatgpt, I just know it. It’s probably already happening.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
My name is Glonzo. Glonzo is my name. That is the only name you’ll hear. I am the one who walks behind you. I am the footsteps at your back. I am the man beside you. Look out! I am all around you. Glonzo! I am the end and the death.
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Real Person @growlerballtorture.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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