Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A male nurse is called a murse A male doctor is called a moctor 011
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Whenever I wear my leather jacket to the supermarket strange women make eyes at me in the fresh produce section. I don't know if that's a good thing but it's certainly not a bad thing. 010
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Thinking of having a "Brunswick's worst hairline" competition in the carpark outside Howler 010
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I love how bus drivers always wave to other bus drivers. They're all mates. 020
Reposted by LiamWG RumblePants @wgrumblepants.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Today’s beautiful cricket ground is in Charlottesville, Tobago 2774
Reposted by LiamJarrod Kimber @jarrodkimber.bsky.social · 26/07/2025✍️Stokes is clearly the sort of player that gets hit in the groin more than other players. There is so much proof of this, we can no longer deny the evidence right in front of our watery eyes. www.goodareas.co/p/why-does-b...goodareas.coWhy does Ben Stokes get hit in the nuts so often?Stokes is clearly the sort of player that gets hit in the groin more than other players. There is so much proof of this, we can no longer deny the evidence right in front of our watery eyes. 3104
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Every time I remember to drink water I feel like I'm playing The Sims in first person 020
Reposted by Liamwint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content 73199974887
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Really want to meet the kind of psycho who enjoys peanut butter in a squeezy bag 020
Reposted by LiamWG RumblePants @wgrumblepants.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Today’s beautiful cricket ground is the home of Crickhowell CC in Powys #cricket #cricketgrounds #cricketground #villagecricket #clubcricket #beautifulcricketgrounds #cricketuk #cricketuk🇬🇧 🏏 2826
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Nobody should be allowed to use the word based as an adjective unless they actually listen to Lil B 010
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Me in the universe where spider man is real: I think it's weird how there's spider man 010
Reposted by Liamwint @dril.bsky.social · 30/11/2024seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite 161155011311
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Forget road rage, have you ever experienced road schadenfreude? 020
Reposted by Liamsophimoroll @sophimoroll.bsky.social · 19/11/2024snow kitties (first time seeing snow) 2060719
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The hard rubbish collection form on every city council website needs an objet d'art option 010
Reposted by LiamShooberGoose @shoobergoose.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Love On The Spectrum made my uncle ableist 011
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2024The three main archetypes for people who work in chicken shops are the 12 year old, the hottest woman you've ever seen, and the guy who's been hiding from the Iranian government since 1994 021
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2024 i mean technically any fluid that didn't come out of sir isaac is non-newtonian 000
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 04/06/2024Playing a Malcolm Hill gig later this month at 303 w/ other great acts such as @davegraney.bsky.social 011
Liam @grouse.bsky.social · 29/05/2024I love to email my friends pictures of mister bean like I'm 76 years old 000
![Notes in the Google Keep app. Document reads:
Mystery buffet
Sins of the pâté spatula
[Indecipherable Chinese] fermented meal
Welshman's plum in weasel sauce
💊🐢🌳💨💨💨💨💨
Mugbrown
Damn damn food
Leek and crisis management
Hmmmmmmeat
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