actual, real interaction i just had with an "ai" user
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!! PLEASE CHECK OUT MY PINNED POST FOR INFO !! bsky (seldom active): @groupnebula563.bsky.social helo he/him, allegedly cishet autism haver (gold […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
![<a stretched out image of Dr. Kel, as seen in some sort of 3D modeling program>
3:04 am - wake up
3:05 am - Turbo wank
3:12 am - Do tasks and reports
3:28 am - [Got your package dr kel, but the hash codes are not complete,]
3:57 am - Kill myself (and a mannequin)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yjgfz5ezxhbqhgd6mupb5kbr/bafkreieqzl6gddrw4qnj4fxiwkutshzu7mndnuo7j33knnxc77wljr3jbq)
![Could not run the specified command: vivald
[ok]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yjgfz5ezxhbqhgd6mupb5kbr/bafkreiereuwmv6ltl4ka5v7fh4rijxmh4q47n2fab23qf74ztcmpt3vfy4)
![function checkAI($filename){
exec('LC_ALL=C grep -obUaP "MIDIFY_LOCATOR" /var/www/furbnet.com/'.$filename.'.mid | wc -l', $numDetections);
if ($numDetections[0] == true) {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yjgfz5ezxhbqhgd6mupb5kbr/bafkreihnbvcczqbveb2krvsl4cdljlfgxdaxdrzb4mdlsepvzsb5httpkq)
![An image of an emoji with a devilish grin, rubbing its hands together. A caption on the image reads "When the [<furbNET graphic reading 'MIDI'>] [is] [way too fucking loud].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yjgfz5ezxhbqhgd6mupb5kbr/bafkreifk6ne65iavs4ouzse57lnmcs5c7jv2adv7xwwml72vwfulipxnde)
