cw: heavy slob/gas version
"Gawrsh, it seems like ya'll been turned into nothin' but pure tummy jiggles! Hyuck, so HUGE, it's like a bouncy castle - this lard just won't quit wobblin!
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I can hardly waddle with this big ol' tummy! Gawrsh, I'm ginormous! It's so plump, walkin's a real kerfuffle!"