Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like. 130 3
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Half a horse? Or a Tommy with a horse's head sewn to his chest? 060 6
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026It definitely is that. Dunno why though 020 2
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026Anyone good at chrysalis identification? Southeast England, on a cherry tree, about an inch long 001 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026Not beating the allegations of being a weird little guy 040 4
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026It's been a whole week and this ridiculous little guy is still in my house 160 6
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026This guy DOES NOT STOP PURRING. Ever, except for the occasional break to hoover up food 180 8
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026Promising signs: the Goblin Queen (who is very picky about her friends) was on the other side of the door making inquisitive noises and NOT HISSING 010 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026“fuchsia” should by rights be pronounced “fucks ya” anyway, if we weren’t such prudish cowards 110 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehicle 010 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026Hearing England need an opener who can score quickly in difficult batting conditions 000 0
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026IIRC this junction is massively overengineered because there was going to be a massive road smashing west from it through Hackney 010 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026Need to start carrying a brick when I'm out in central London 000 0
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026Apparently it’s more than 20 years since that one XKCD, and I’m still mentally moving the hyphen one word to the right 020 2
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 19/08/2026It’s not even the worst bit of journalistic malfeasance today, but why is this “Labour source” allowed to say rude things about the Greens anonymously? What possible justification is there for not naming them? 030 3
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026As is Chanctonbury Ring. Also could I please point out: 010 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026Now who was it was posting the other day about church kneelers as folk art. If that's you, please admire this wol. And if it's not you, feel free to admire it too 060 6
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK 020 2
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026Yet another reason this is the best Odyssey 062 6
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026Oh I think that's the same one I saw the other day? It likes a scritch 110 1
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 01/08/2026Ten years old today! She's very excited about it 060 6
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026Special exception for this guy and only this guy 030 3
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026Jeremy Allen White Jeremy Allen Green 0181 18
Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026Now: probably LA Confidential At the time: 010 1