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GroovyOracle

@groovyoracle.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, lawyer, musician, hack writer, political junkie and proud Canadian. Love reading, live music, art, baseball, good conversation and cold beer on hot summer days. “Life is a tragedy to those who feel and a comedy to those who think.” -Someone

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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wow - thanks for the props, cunt!
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
LOL. Yeah, really nailed it that time, too. Have you ever considered trying to not be a racist asshole? It may do wonders for your disposition. You’ll probably live longer, too.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wow - totally didn’t understand that story at all, did you?!? I guess your pathological bigotry got in the way of your brain.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The assassination attempt was staged.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
No one cares whether Trump is happy.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why are people surprised when Trump doesn’t pay his bills?!? Trump doesn’t pay his bills.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Sorry Mr Manning, but it doesn’t work like that. MPs are crossing the floor because they see a party with vision, with a leader who understands geopolitical reality and is making bold moves so Canada can capitalize on it. The Conservative Party offers nothing. nationalpost.com/opinion/pres...
nationalpost.com
Preston Manning: It is time for some Liberals to cross the floor
A handful of backbenchers would have much more influence if they were to join the NDP
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
US hotels, maybe... Booked solid in Canada and Mexico, though. I wonder why that is…
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Shocker. Turns out some MAGA women don’t actually like being deliberately marginalized.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Now we have a president with the IQ of a potato.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Even in Canada, there are still idiots acting as Trump apologists. Exhibit “A”: The National Post’s Colby Cosh, a dullard who remains very comfortable defending a sociopathic fascist pedophile who is doing his best to single-handedly destroy the global economy. nationalpost.com/opinion/colb...
nationalpost.com
Colby Cosh: Donald Trump, our self-styled lord and saviour
I’m an atheist, and this AI slop isn’t even the kind of blasphemy I approve of
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They are the only people who would work for a sociopathic fascist pedophile who is also very weird.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ummm… Gen X was his band before he went solo. Think “White Wedding”.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here’s an idea: Why don’t they all announce they will refuse to work for WB if the merger is completed?
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Because he’s the fucking antichrist.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wish people would stop saying, “That is not who we are.” Bullshit - that is exactly who they are. We know this, because we are watching their leaders do it in their names. And unless and until it stops, that is exactly who they will continue to be, and how the rest of us will see them.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump is done. He is a senile demented fascist pedophile who no longer scares anyone other than his rape victims.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Democrats need to sue the government for failing to release the Epstein files.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He is a performative Catholic.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Defend him, how?!? He is an arrogant asshole who led them through the largest collapse in support in Canadian history, lost his own riding, alienates his MPs to the point where they are crossing the floor in droves, and refuses to even acknowledge his many mistakes (let alone learn from them).
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Republican Party has a serious pedophile problem.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Poilievre is pointless. He is yesterday’s (almost) man, unlikeable and unelectable.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I wonder if Vance even knows he is lying. MAGAts have zero self-awareness.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No one believes him.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump isn’t even bothering to hide his fascism or admiration for Hitler anymore.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So cool.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Dershowitz is owned by Trump, because he is also a pedophile.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That dude is 18?!?
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nope. Still Trump.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They don’t care anymore, because they already lost their souls when they started protecting pedophiles.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No need for any further cognition tests.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Who appointed those judges?!? Jeez.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
MAGA won in a large part because 1/3 of the voters stayed home. You are only one vote, so the fact that you voted Dem really doesn’t prove anything.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump claims he posted this picture because he thought it depicted him as a doctor. No further cognition tests required.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Okay - keep doing what you’re doing. It is working so well.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
No, because you would have lost the moderates, which vastly outnumber the progressives in the party. Most people do not agree with the positions of the extreme left wing of the party.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
No, you don’t have an obligation to vote. No one says you do. But understand and take ownership of the consequences of your decision. Your choices are not “vote Democrat or vote for a more progressive candidate”; they are “vote Democrat or MAGA will win”.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Legitimate” only insofar as they have a reasonable prospect of being elected, despite how fucking awful they may be.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
LOL. That’s funny. Here’s an alternative question: Have you considered that there is a majority of Democrat voters who simply don’t agree with all of the views of the extreme left wing of the party?!? It’s not that the party is ignoring them; the party just doesn’t agree with them.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
FFS, please stop being obtuse. Practically speaking, a vote for Jill Stein or Ralph Nader is a wasted vote. If you are unable to understand that then you should probably just sit this one out.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Then you are just another one of MAGA’s useful idiots. That’s your choice, so at least have the courage to own up to the consequences.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorry you are confused. It’s pretty straightforward: the ballot has two legitimate (ie, electable) options. You show up and vote for your preferred option. Holding out for some non-existent magical unicorn candidate and refusing to vote doesn’t make you principled; it makes you a MAGA tool.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Okay. Then stop whining about MAGA, fascism, or your rights being taken away. That is what you chose from the available options.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Insult him back. It’s not illegal. I would start with, “Shut up, piggy. How many little girls did you rape?”
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I bet Charlie Kirk sure wishes he could see a black pilot now! But he can’t, because he is dead.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Funny religious lunatics and their primitive belief systems would be absolutely hilarious if they weren’t so goddamned dangerous.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Somebody please put Temu Hitler out to pasture.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I don’t hate her. She’s a cheap whore who is unworthy of my time, energy or attention.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yeah, then I guess they should just stay home again, as they obviously prefer a MAGA government.
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GroovyOracle @groovyoracle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Too bad, fuckface. And we’ll be coming from you and your fellow fascists real soon.
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