John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My husband and I have decided that we won’t shoot fireworks on July 4. Rather, we’ll hold them until the results of the November election are announced. If Dems take Congress—we’re celebrating with fireworks. Wanna join us? 1183
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Uh-ceasefire literally means To cease fire. Right? So, how can a new exchange of fire “test” a fragile ceasefire??? apnews.com/article/iran...apnews.comA new exchange of fire with Iran in the Gulf tests the fragile ceasefireIran has fired ballistic missiles and drones toward Bahrain and Kuwait, according to Bahrain’s government. 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I believe Lady G clutches her pearls like an old maid. 010
Reposted by John Michael KellyCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Imagine thinking that the people who smeared feces on the wall of the US Capitol and wanted to kill lawmakers deserve sympathy but the mom and nurse murdered in cold blood on the streets of Minnesota in broad daylight by federal agents do not. 32984387
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Oh, little Billie Lee will never look like a genius. 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Bastard! apnews.com/article/kid-...apnews.comSuspension lifted for helicopter pilots who hovered near Kid Rock's homeU.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says the Army pilots who hovered two helicopters near Kid Rock’s Tennessee home during a training run while he clapped and saluted have had their suspensions lifted... 001
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026A Nashville judge recently ordered a developer who tore down a historical building to rebuild it exactly as it was. The same should be done to trump. Make him rebuild the east wing just as it was. 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Bets on how long it will be before it ends up on a clearance rack next to Melania? 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Awww. Miss thang is in a pissy mood. Did the theme park block your Grindr access? 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Not only is he talking about his Maralardo groupies he’s talk about every single deplorable that voted for him. 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Marching through downtown Nashville today!! It was an amazing time!! @angrystaffer.bsky.social 270
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This jacka$$ says paying TSA agents and funding FEMA is bad for America. “This deal is bad for America. It’s bad for Americans,” said Rep. Andy Harris, chair of the Freedom Caucus. 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The orange clown wants his name on Us currency. Meanwhile, real Americans are faced with rising inflation and price increases. Absurd! 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026A friend made the mistake of boiling inside one time and he said it was horrible trying to clean the sticky residue from the steam off cabinets. 110
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Great job! We had a pretty healthy sap run in middle Tennessee this year. I boiled down about 20 gallons of sap and got about a US pint and a half of finished syrup. We’re just finishing last year’s syrup so that will get us through this year. It’s fun to make!! 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026What an Assh@le! apnews.com/article/pete...apnews.comAt Pentagon Christian service, Hegseth prays for violence 'against those who deserve no mercy'Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has hosted a monthly Christian prayer and worship service at the Pentagon, the first since the Iran war began. 010
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026CNBC is calling it the “Iran conflict”… Anyone remember how long the Vietnam “Conflict” lasted???? 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026What the hell is wrong with those people?! 021
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I thought he was dressed as a drum major 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Kegsbreath says we don’t need to worry about oil. Uh - Like I’m actually going to believe an alcoholic, insecure, Nazi-tattooed news person from a conspiracy network. PASS! apnews.com/live/iran-wa...apnews.comLive updates: Hegseth says ‘don’t need to worry about’ oil supply and Iran’s closure of Strait of HormuzOver 100 children have been killed by Israeli strikes in Lebanon after 10 days of fighting the Hezbollah militant group, the Lebanese Health Ministry said Friday. 031
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Squeaker Johnson is so full of crap! He says America is not at war (Iran, Russia and most of America may disagree) and that —wait for it — the “mission is nearly accomplished”. When does pedo pres stand on an aircraft carrier to announce “mission accomplished?” Hahahah 020
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Uh-no. Blame would lie with the 23 year old grocery clerk in charge of counter terrorism. RE:funding “Sen. John Barrasso, the No. 2 Republican in the Senate, said Democrats would bear responsibility for the next cyberattack that is missed or the next “lone wolf terrorist” who attacks in the U.S. “ 131
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Translation: “There’s the possibility that someone might do something that could very well be something kinda bad so we kinda think that before somebody possibly does Something we imagine could maybe be bad we need To do something first”. 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Seems appropriate…again. youtu.be/GBd5W9IA7n0youtu.beCulture Club - The War Song (HD)YouTube video by Carlos Rocha 020
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I guess he’s figured out he won’t get $10bn from the IRS so he’ll try to get it this way. Ugh. 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026UNACCEPTABLE!!!! apple.news/Ad4vuJyHgTse...apple.newsArsonist sets fire to memorial for Renee Good, the queer mother killed by ICE agents — LGBTQ Nation“This is unacceptable and we must hold anyone involved in this hateful incident accountable,” out Rep. Angie Craig (D-MN) said. Thursday, February 19, 2026 A photo of Renee Good, who was shot and kill... 000
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026They issued the same statement when approached about buying a warehouse in Lebanon, TN. Any bets on whether their stock response is just a smoke screen???? 020
John Michael Kelly @groovy-old-guy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026LOVE the laugh and Moynihan's expression. MORE PLEASE! 000