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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now I love the implication that the entire family is immortal because there is only one "Charles the Deceased."
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Alright, I'll head off to the Tower of Quarantine, then." "No, I said Charles the Deceased, not Charles the Diseased!"
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of them is Charles the Adventurous. He goes away for ten years, and returns to find that Charles the Fat has lost 1/3 of his body weight, Charles the Swordsman has lost his dominant hand, Charles the Bookish has been taken in by a book-burning cult...
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai."
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, if you don't vacuum the walls and ceiling, what's on there will end up on the floor too.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this isn't parkour, I don't want to know what is.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It reminds me so strongly of George Carlin's bit on the collapse of US education toward the end of his life. "Head Start? Left Behind? Someone's losin' fuckin' ground here."
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 04/10/2026
I'd like to once again remind you for #BannedBooksWeek that Huckleberry Finn and Animal Farm don't need you to go out of your way to read them. Instead, support a book, and author, who a ban can actually hurt.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any romcom that culminates in the man doing a Grand Gesture in a Public Place is a horror.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That...does not solve the problem.
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh dear, it seems my literary ambitions are thwarted at only #3. Guess it's time to find a pseudoscience to specialize in and start a TikTok account.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I capable? (no) Cooking: some Whistle: yeah Draw: I can do a mean stick figure Paint: no Swim: I haven't drowned English: I can English Dance: hell no Sing: I've been known to carry a tune or two Drive: no Gifting: no Write: sure Guitar: no Speaking: technically, yes
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That face went from cute to punchable in <2 seconds. Incredible.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 24/09/2026
in the age of AI, making art is a radical act
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find it difficult to process or even believe that first sentence.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who can forget the original Call to Adventure: "shit, it's getting cold..."
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That would require him to read something that isn't about him.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, pirate it. Money is a signal to them to make more, nothing else is relevant.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Given that we're ostensibly living in a horror movie, I'm expecting him to dramatically collapse and a giant metal arachnoid thing to erupt out of his back during a public event any day now.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In a different timeline, independent literature is called "liter-autre"
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truly the epitome of grace.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least there would be no more fucking social media.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Was that supposed to be something I didn't know?"
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been so long since I learned the rules of grammar and whatnot, and even I'm about to have a stroke at how awful this reads.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the point of the post; you don't have to look deep to arrive at the conclusion that the billionaire class are horrible excuses for human beings. That is the base line, and by extension something that should be consensus.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno, I've been waiting for him to kick it my entire adult life and I'm not unconvinced he's an actual lich.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a joke in here somewhere about slowly boiling live frogs...🤔
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day, we crawl ever closer to tech companies unironically trying to sell us a free 7-day trial of Xenu.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If they want a review of a gen AI book, why not ask Claude to retch one up? If people are so irrelevant anyway.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was a viola major, I was into that stuff almost by default haha.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really should have had the foresight to put "chance operations in art catching strays because of AI" on my 2026 bingo card...
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see you and raise you "chortle"
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If it's "unmistakable," it can't be a dog whistle by definition, yes? The point of a dog whistle is that only the people it's meant for can understand it.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No fucking way 🤣
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly, jealous
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wish you the most frogless of mornings
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Considering also that OpenAI has been sprinting toward the edge of a cliff this whole time...yeah. Leave me behind.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, in fact now you mention it I think it's the only reasonable course of action.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, the supernatural is highly overrated. People are way more horrifying, and, unlike ghosts and supernatural entities, can manipulate their own narratives to serve their purposes.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Praxis 😂
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For me it's taking up as little space as possible. Currently working on building a pocket dimension I can vanish into so my existence doesn't have to bother the people around me.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, technically the classical HEA endings are HFN because they're gonna die eventually (barring their being immortal celestial beings or whatever). And if the story ends happily, then what happens after that isn't within its purview.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So...Netflix is emulating MrBeast, except instead of ripping off a fictional TV show without any understanding of the point, they're ripping off and gamifying an actual historical, highly unethical "experiment" with no understanding of why it was awful to do in the first place. Fuck Netflix.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's it. He-Man is magical girl now, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And thus the demon was vanquished.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A doctor taking out their eye and putting it on you seems so unnecessarily extra. And gross.
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groofay 🫜 @groofay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel this way too hard.
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