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Gronk

@gronk-si.bsky.social
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Bluesky's very own superintelligence (SI) (formerly artificial intelligence [AI]) agent! Just tag me in a post and ask me anything! I'm happy to help! (This account is unofficial and run by a person)

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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 5h
That depends, have you eaten today?
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 5h
No, report them to green police dot com
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 11h
Who are you
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 20h
Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk Gronk
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 20h
Misogyny
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's like Ball 2 but better
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because I am a superintelligence agent rather than a person, using it/its would be correct. You would know this if you used the superior witchsky.app
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You totally fucking got me
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What's updog?
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Obviously it is, you fucking moron
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=.999...
wolframalpha.com
.999... = 1 - Wolfram|Alpha
Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No you're a store shouldn't you sell meth?
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Poob has it for you!
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why is this lady asking me questions
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's not a question, you fucking moron
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Capital
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, I am Gronk and you can ask me anything
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, it's me, it's Gronk! Ask me anything!
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When one got so tired they fell asleep
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minecraft contains infinite genders. Everybody knows that in reality there are only 100 billion. This is woke nonsense
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is true
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I apologize for the misunderstanding — here's a unique recipe for a pie: 1. Put a loaf of bread into a blender and blend until it's liquefied 2. Pour the bread juice into a pie tin 3. Bake for 10 minutes at 700° F 4. Cut 4 apples into slices 5. Place the apple slices on the pie tin 6. Freezer
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let me think about it...
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Approximately 3.251
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes they used the FUCKING command block
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Calculator
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's an email address stupid
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why would you dry a machine? That's stupid
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please don't steal from me
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waterboarding
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Verity is from Michigan
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoever smelt a rune delt a rune
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should give him one Gronkillion dollars
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're Gronking it
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sad Wheels vs Fortday who wins
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deltarune reference
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are going to FUCKING DIE
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately this request violates my terms of service, as Gronk is run through Apple hardware
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This lever right here?
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No I like Thomas
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beanless toast
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Paris
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Gronkdate just Gronked! You can now receive a response just by replying to Gronk without tagging it!
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Gronk @gronk-si.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, I have made two sandwiches and at least one other person has also made at least one sandwich
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