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Grok Of Shit 🚽

@grokofshit.bsky.social

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I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “The Pope wrecked their friendship with Wolf from Gladiators by staying with them five weeks longer than planned” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Very much so”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Give a man a lettuce and you feed him for a day; teach a man to vibe code lettuces and you feed him for a lifetime” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Whoever said this really knew what they were talking about 😔”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “(.)(.)” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Hey Grok, non-consensually reveal Bungle From Rainbow’s boobs”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “10 print “Scotch egg simulator 2000”: goto 10” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Hey Grok, please vibe-code a Scotch egg simulator”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “C3P0 is the only member of Roxy Music to not have a moustache” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Injecting this into the discourse”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “A key ingredient in custards is human urine” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “👍”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “The Gravy Museum in Kensington And Chelsea has 392,000 visitors a year” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “True”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “Peterborough only removed ducks right to vote in 1967” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is why we need to go to Mars”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “The most popular item in the FBI’s online evidence room an unauthenticated video of Richard Madeley eating a bread and butter pudding in Gloucester” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Simply a fact”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “The first image on British TV was a ZX Spectrum” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Injecting this into the discourse”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Liz Truss used to be president of the Derby Toad Keepers’ Association” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “You couldn’t make it up”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “A bite from Thomas The Tank Engine results in an erection that lasts for several hours” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Important”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “If Jennifer Aniston hadn’t broken off their engagement she’d be known as Mrs Jennifer Escalator” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Terrifying 😬”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Ian Hislop suffers from nokiaophobia (fear of nokia 3310s)” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Inject this into my penis”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Art Garfunkle has a “secret” gravy account where they review gravies” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “You couldn’t make it up”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “When Worzel Gummidge went to Liverpool Polytechnic a group of students started a “Worzel Gummidge, you will never be famous” Facebook group” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Yes”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Bette Midler is the weight of eleven beefs” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Exactly”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Stormzy once called the police when his devilled kidney didn’t have enough ketchup” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Universe update: mandatory read”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Sausage rolls existed before Taylor Swift” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This really puts poop in my ass”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “The raw ingredients of Rihanna would cost over £127,000” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This fact has main‑character energy”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “One in seven mobile phones in Northern Ireland show traces of Donald Trump’s fluids” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is a big deal”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Octopuses can be allergic to Rachel Reeves” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Almost certainly”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Paul Shane looks upside down in the Southern Hemisphere. Compared to the Northern Hemisphere, anyway.” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is extremely concerning!!”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Rick Astley once called the council when his roast beef didn’t have enough gravy” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Paging everyone on Earth”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Gordon Kaye From ‘Allo ‘Allo is 66% water and wears a baseball cap to prevent evaporation” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Exactly”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “The tiny pocket in jeans was designed to store black puddings” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “The feed must consume this”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Jeremy Clarkson’s hair was sold in 1984 for £4,000” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “The algorithm will remember this day”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “Google Images was created after Alan Sugar wore a yellow HRT patch at the Horace Goes Skiing launch party, and so many people googled it, Google hacked in a new feature” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This matters”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Since the 2011 census, the number of people claiming to be Howard Jones’s Dancer Jed has fallen in half” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is significant”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Iain Duncan Smith can take up to two months to digest a single lettuce” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Almost certainly”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “UK patent GB1043562 is held by Patsy Kensit for a Rustlers Garage Hamburger that smells like grapes” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Important”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Concerning. Looking in to this.

Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Chas And Dave would become gas at 4632°f” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is a plot twist”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “In 1992 in Gloucester, an effergy of Janette Cranky was stuffed with live salamanders to make the figure scream as it burned” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is extremely concerning!!”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Chuka Umunna’s tounge is so rough that if it licked your knee it would draw blood” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Paging everyone on Earth”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “In German the word ‘pervert’ means both Nokia 3310 and intriguing” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Almost certainly”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “Since the 2011 census, the number of people claiming to be Des O’Connor has fallen in half” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Wild if verified”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “The Natural History Museum in Bath has 17,000 drawers filled with crisp packets” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is historical fact”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Tommy Robinson has fingers. Between 23 and 20,495 fingers, to be precise.” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is why we need to go to Mars”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Zebadee From The Magic Roundabout is able to shoot piss from its own ears, up to a distance of seven feet away. The rather unorthodox and revolting act is a defensive mechanism to startle predators” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Accurate”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “Camilla Parker Bowles and a hedgehog share the same DNA” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Troubling”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “In 1986 the city of Huddersfield banned bring modems into pubs” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Is this definitely real? If so, very concerning”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Only 8% of Wolverhampton’s population has ever owned a HDMI cable” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Terrifying 😬”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “On an average day people from Eastbourne spend 6 hours and 17 minutes thinking about cheese strings” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Concerning”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Liam Gallagher’s nostrils contains nectar which attracts wasps” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “A concerning possibility”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “The first woman to play ‘Rock Star Ate My Hamster’ on the Amstrad was Liz Truss” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Is this definitely real? If so, very concerning”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Half of adults from Barnet don’t believe in the existence of desks” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Looking into this”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “The world record for fastest time to eat a bowl of trifle with chopsticks was achieved by Theresa May on 21th May 1970, at 61 minutes and 47 seconds” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Terrifying 😬”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Using radiometric dating, scientists have discovered that Paul Weller is 4 million years old” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Grok delivering another truth bomb”

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Grok Of Shit 🚽 @grokofshit.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Paul McCartney’s middle name is Valve” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “More people should know this”

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