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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 23h

BIRTHDAY. Same as Sigourney Weaver, Sean Lennon,& Kool, from Kool & the Gang. Doing NOTHING. Except going to get some edibles and kava-shots and rest and enjoy this superhero lair of a home that I built with my fingernails out of a cliff wall. Grateful. Very. Fifty-one flings around the Sun.AMITUOFO

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Sir, excuse me. You can't. Sir. SIR." "RAAAAAUGH." (swipe) Then Werner Herzog shows up with a camera. "This savage atrocity only underscores the wildness of Nature. Even in public." (looks speculatively at pastries, snags one.)

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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This made me laugh

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

People who pick little fights with me are funny to me. We bouncers call it the"toughness to distance ratio." Online, I get called everything but white, a dude, and my given name. If that same person were looking at me, they would develop the grammatical poise of a butler,stammer, and beg.A lot

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My gaming literacy= Cuneiform, read right to left. MARIO AND ...ENKIDU DID...MEET IN THEIR UNION AS... BRIGHT AS THE STARS... Wait, it's missing a bit

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Never trust a motherfucker who can't correctly place an apostrophe.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People with joke pronouns in their bios shouldn't be allowed to vote, own property, or have a driver's license.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

" Did you or did you not, in 1972, lead a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, promptly escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, and survive as a soldier of fortune to this day?" (side eye) "That was Hannibal Smith."

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fanboys irritate me. Because I have an act, too. I can make things. Their golden calf did not make the last of everything. When I riff on said calf's material, it's because I work in the same sweatshop. A cherished work is not a Bible. And a cherished maker isn't God. People make new things.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Great Humboldt Bake-Off. "Tonight, we will be loading one pound each into one specially-constructed bong each. The winner... um... dude. What was I. Yeah. No, just look at the bongs. This is going to be the most awesome thing of all time. Just after the break.."

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saying "stupid people this," and "stupid people that" is kind of...stupid. And lazy. Like you can't do the work of explaining why. Which is a trait of the... wait for it... Stupid. Of people who think they're better than everyone else without giving everyone else a better person to show for it.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bluesky, show me less: Mark Hammill Mark Ruffalo Bruce Springsteen Dave Matthews George Orwell Teddy Roosevelt William Burroughs Jack Kerouac Robert Reich Any Robert Reich Disciple Dr. Seuss (listed as a banned writer) Joanne Rowling (listed as a banned writer, or alive) *a thread

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Origin video game. On the Atari. It was the starter. I am old enough to be your ANCESTOR

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ALT: P Ong

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Little Caesar's. Forward-Back3X-High Punch. Double flawless. Fatality.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026

This belongs in the Smithsonian.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Great, add They Might Be Giants to the Ed Sheeran List Of Performers Who Work For Robert Kraft.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I once bred russet potatoes with golden potatoes. It took a minute. While flavorful, they looked alarming. Big, pink, mealy, misbegotten toe beans of giants. Every one of them had a face like Ed Sheeran

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That twee, probably AI-enhanced James Cameron Terminator sketch flying around today is what Cameron looked like when the actual Harlan Ellison got through with him in court. Skeletor will see you next time, kids.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I like them to not sing like, "Weeeee phwweeee tweedly deeeee peeein in the treee..." and not do douchey cameos on TV shows for no reason. Also the whole genocide thing, pretty big

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

GenXer. People my age just fill up their little pants on here daily about the fact that the passage of Time is a part of Life. Also, Xer parents are hilarious. "These kids today aren't like we were." And I tap my foot. "Uh huh. And why is that." And I wait. We Are NOT The Same

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Life is terrifying right now. Just got a whole tier of Medicaid slashed, and the relationship I am in makes OTHELLO look like GOODNIGHT, MOON. Looking for the good. Fighting for the next. Because that is What I Have In Front Of Me To Do.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Grateful for my brain. Which coughed up a 39 y/o memory of Union infantry reenactors in the hilly graveyard near my ancestral home, solemnly marching up the road to plant flags on Union graves and trim the weeds. Singing "All's Quiet Along the Potomac Tonight." My heart 💔

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

GH used to open for Rammstein, back in the day

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Planet of the Conquest of the Dawn of the Day of the Morning of the Sun of the Dominion of the Children of the Revenge of the Apes.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's Constipation Day. Where we as a nation celebrate the inability of our leaders to do anything meaningful. There's some other made-up holiday flying around that I have never seen or heard of before this year, so why not.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dear BlueSky: "Queer" does not mean "wants to see douchey thirst traps of douchey dudes doing douchey shit," nor does it mean, "Open my feed wide to erotica writers who tell me all they want for breakfast is my juicy ass." The word you are looking for is "hornt." Mine is "partnered."

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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 17/09/2026

Be warned? No, be warmed. Please rotate for 30 seconds inside a microwave.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just blocked Barack Obama.Because of the Silence at the very moment when all the Election Night fireworks and beating on tin pans and saying hallelujah...stopped. The silence immediately following that was the same silence as the morning of 9/11. Thick,deep,total.Cloaking an oncoming train.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He has no internal organs

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Talking Parkay Coffin-era Carol Burnett was just plain o.g.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BLURT BLURT DERP DERP THESE DAMN BICYCLISTS. THESE DAMN DRIVERS. THESE DAMN PEDESTRIANS. Society is collapsing and we all have to fight each other about the dumbest shit of all time. Go, humans.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"To be fair." No. I have no interest in being fair. I have no interest in civility. I have no interest in the middle of the road. I have two life-threatening illnesses and I am not having It. Whatever It may happen to be. It does not get my forgiveness without REPENTING BEFORE BUDDHA.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Little weirdo Vore people talking about butchering human beings for human consumption is the most white-privileged shit I've ever seen in my life. Besides the same kind of people steering into the waters of drawing Lolly and then posting it everywhere on here. I have lived too long on this Earth

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's like looking in a mirror. Support this cartoonist.

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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Lacye reminder 🖤

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🎃Hana🎃 @robonohana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There's a particular type of nostalgia where I think you don't miss the thing itself - you miss being the person you were when you experienced it. A game, a music concert, a Saturday morning cartoon, a random trip to the mall... sometimes the memory is better than whatever you're remembering.

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GroguHarlanEllison @groguharlanellison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Using AI to make fun of AI is the most shit lib thing that ever shit a lib 🤡

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