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Gregor/Fisher

@grogipher.bsky.social
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Failed politician. Data Nerd. Love bears, beers, queers and baking/cooking. LGBTI (Outwither, they/them/thon, gay AF). People's Republic of Dundee

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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Posting my (Paris-)Brests on main like the slag I am For my mum's birthday this weekend
A photo of some choux rounds filled with cream and blitzed up hazelnut praline on a wooden board. I've covered them in icing sugar to make it look prettier.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All the little gays on my phone are posting these today so I thought I'd join in..
A photograph of some bread rolls, the label says: 

MURDOCH ALLAN 
BAKED WITH CHARACTER


SOFTIES
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Absolutely agree! My usual night-before-a-food-shop mix often ends up being a curry or an omelette. But tonight it was a stir fry, if you'll allow me some unsolicited noods.
A close up image of a wok, filled with wide egg noodles. There is a mix of vegetables including mange tout, carrot, baby corn, peppers and onions. Everything is a bit shiny cause I was heavy handed with the sesame oil.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those are beautiful!! These are mine. I was so hopeful before they went in the oven, but then the butter just pished out in every direction. I've done full and rough puff for cakes but for sausage rolls the supermarket own is fine lol
Some very flat croissants
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We got some very much needed good news today So raising a wee glass of moonshine
A photograph of a glass filled with ice and Cranachan Moonshine from Angus Alchemy (a favour from a wedding at the weekend). The glass is on a black wooden table with fairy lights behind it.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had a really terrible week, but regardless, I made an effort on Saturday to scrub up. Please clap.
It's me, taking a selfie in a fancy pants mirror in a fancy pants room. I'm wearing a kilt.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fair enough lol We do like some hills! It was just a wee walk, about 12km? Between Crianlarich and Tyndrum :)
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also bonus post: Highland Cow.
A Highland Cow standing in some mud, looking off to the right, looking majestic as all fuck
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've wanted to wear something like that ever since I saw it like 20 years ago. A wee while ago I found a pinafore in Trespass on sale for like a tenner. But I was never brave enough to wear it outside, cause while I think it's unisex AF, I think most folks would say it's super femme.
A selfie I took in the mirror, wearing a burgandyish, kinda corduroy pinafore.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For a very, very long time, @dommgoss.bsky.social and I have been chatting about THE Starfleet Skant You know the one, the epitome of unisex but slutty design. [Pic attached in case for some reason someone is following me who is not a nerd?]
An image of a crew member from the Enterprise in the Next Generation, walking down a ship corridor. They are buff AF and wearing a Starfleet one-piece uniform that ends in what is essentially a miniskirt.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aye. Please don't ask how many I have. It's a personal matter between me and my bank account. I found some from 2024 too... Seems I'm consistent! lol
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bit of a surreal evening yesterday Standing in a field in Brechin, seeing the Jacksons* perform. I'm sure they're very proud of sharing a stage with such royalty such as Isa from Still Game, and the Lathallan School Pipe Band *(Singular. Marlon? Jackie was getting a knee operation apparently.)
A photograph of a festival field, under a cloudy sky. The stage is red and a video feed shows an elderly man singing. The crowd are going, what at best can be describe as mild.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Outside gigs just hit differently <3
A photograph of a small stage lit up red, with dried flowers hanging from the canvas roof. Above, a large sky with the last remnants of the sun lighting up the clouds.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hard to get anything mini when I'm such a short arse haha Tell me more about the big floppy had you're envisioning though?? This?
A lady in a bikini with a comically large, white hat.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I had a very, very, very overdue haircut.
A selfie of me. My hair and beard are on point.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think there's about 80 on the specials I could work my way through? Although I think I have done a bit more than half of them, maybe? That'll be tonight's job, to update the spreadsheet haha :)
A Dauphinoise Potato and Caramelised Onion Pithivier (big pastry dome lol)
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Because I'm painfully Dundonian and a lot of you are data nerds, I scored my attempts as thus: 125 Teckle - I was pleased with the result, 82%! Delighted! 19 Minter - I was embarrassed by my efforts 9 Bowin - These were completely inedible
It's a Marjolaine on a silver board. It's a gateau with layers of nutty meringue, praline buttercream and chocolate ganache.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's been so much of my life I'm not quite ready to let it go haha. The list will continue to grow with the new season in 2 months, another 10 or so. Would I be made to just start adding on the Festive / Celebrity specials and work my way through them?
A very pale blue cake with blue sprinkles, on a silver tray.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There's been a metric ton of flour and icing sugar, and tears and laughs, and I've lost count of the times I've called Paul Hollywood various sweary words for his horrendous attempts at instructions. And all throughout, we've been our usual childish selves.
A silicone mat with some piped chocolate in the shape of a cartoon willy
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My first thought was the technical challenges from the Great British Bake Off. So I started a spreadsheet... In January 2021 we started our first bakes from the list. Yesterday, 5.5 years later, I completed the 153rd bake. These really lovely spring rolls!
8 large spring rolls are on a blue plate on the left. On the right there is a metal bowl filled with a dipping sauce.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
At the end of 2020, in the heart of COVID, me and a few friends were feeling a bit fed up of making the same banana bread and sandwich loaves we always did. We wanted to try new stuff and learn new skills and be pushed out of our comfort zone. So I thought about a list of bakes to work through.
A photograph of an extremely chocolatey cake. The top has a chocolate buttercream swirl. The sides have chocolate shards. I'm hugging the cake from behind, looking particularly glaikit.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Arthur's Seat seems to on fire!
Photograph from a plane showing the wing. Behind it, you can see Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh engulfed in flames.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Climbed this ridge line yesterday! View from Meall a' Bhuachaille facing West over Creagan Gorm, Creag a' Chaillich and Craiggowrie.
Photograph from the top of Meall a' Bhuachaille, facing West over Creagan Gorm, Creag a' Chaillich and Craiggowrie.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm going away for a few days and I'm not sure what kind vibe we're going for so I'm just gonna cover all eventualities.
A picture of the top of my suitcase. You can see a hiking boot and a very sparkly gold pair of kitten heels.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Did ma nails for pride 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
A photo of my nails. They are very long. They are painted in the trans flag colours: blue, pink, white, pink, blue.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why are our politics so similar? Haha
An imagine showing my results from the political compass test showing:

81% woke / 19% chud
44% techbro / 56% neoluddite
47% hopepilled / 53% sooner
83% davos / 17% Dubai

My closest match is zohran mamdani
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What's the safest job in politics right now, and why is it this guy?
Picture of Tobias Gough, the man who puts out the PM Resignation Lecturns.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That's a no then lol
Screenshot of C J Tudor - Author's response:

"They are trans women. And that is fine. We don't need to redefine 'women' to all get along. Btw: 'phobic' means an extreme, irrational overpowering fear or hatred. I wish people would strop [sic] throwing it around when it's just not true."
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Disabled people, trans people, immigrants and other vulnerable minorities - we're all wrong, Starmer was lovely and decent to us. The centrists have decided! We can't have agency, or lived experience. We need white women to tell us instead! Screenshot included, for when she takes the huff
A screenshot of a skeet from me asking "Is your position that "decent" men screw over the most vulnerable in society, such as disabled people, trans people, immigrants?"

There is a response from C. J. Tudor - Author (@cjtudor.bsky.social) saying: "I don't believe they did. I also don't believe they got everything right."
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm especially happy for the Labour candidate here. She got what she deserved, with her TERFy talking points.
A screenshot of the results in the by election.

On the left is the vote share and on the right is the change in the share. 

SNP 40.4, up 5.1
Reform 19.9, up 11.3
Conservative 18.6, up 3.1
Labour 15, down 18.3
LibDem 6, up 0.9
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good pals let you come to their house for a bath. Better pals don't fill the bath with pish first haha (An unfortunate coloured bath bomb here!)
A photo of my legs in the bath. The water is very dark yellow.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's election day today, and not one of the candidates came out clearly for my rights. Several (Labour, Tory, Reform) came out actively against them. SNP & Libs quiet. If they don't want to even pretend to be an ally to me, then they fuck off if they think they're getting my vote.
A photo of my ballot paper. The top reads: 

Election of the Member of Parliament for the Arbroath & Broughty Ferry constituency. Vote for only one candidate by putting a cross [x] in the box next your choice. 

It then lists the 5 candidates and their addresses/party/logo:

AHMAD, Tanvir (Scottish Liberal Democrats)
BIRD, Lara (Scottish National Party (SNP))
CRUICKSHANKS, Jack (Scottish Conversative and Unionist Party)
DORAN, Heather (Scottish Labour Party)
REID, Bill (Reform UK)

In the 5 boxes next to the candidates where the votes would be cast, I have written 

TRANS
RIGHTS
ARE
HUMAN 
RIGHTS

In the colours of the trans flag, as best as I can.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
UK Trans folks & Allies: Time to add Oodie to your boycott list.
A screenshot of a conversation on Facebook. A question is asked:

"Is this officially licensed Harry Potter stuff?"

With the response from the company:

"Yes. our [sic] Harry Potter range is officially licensed through Warner Bros. We celebrate the values of kindness, bravery and inclusivity that the Wizard World inspires in fans around the world 🪄"
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Centrists continue to demonstrate that they care more about some people saying the word "fuck" than about a community being genocided. That we just aren't being polite enough as our siblings die. Never trust a LibDem, or anyone else without morals or principles. Victim blaming cunts.
A cartoon demonstrating the peak of libdemmery. 


One side of the cartoon shows the KKK with signs saying that they want to kill black people. The other side shows people with signs asking for civil rights. 

The big brave piss diamond stands in the middle, calling for compromise.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gatekeeping trans identities...
Cartoon of Batman breaking a rifle with the caption "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They can block me, but it doesn't mean they're not fucking scum... We can see you...
Screenshot of the replies from "Yars' Blancmange", @phenakistoscopic.bsky.social

First skeet reads:

"I called the GLP useless and the Greens complicit and I all I got was a short-haired essentially cis woman subskeeting me to call me a TERF

(after they blocked me)"

This has a screenshot of a skeet rom Jess O'Thomson reading:
"You know it doesn't make a difference whether some of you are actually gender crit sock accounts when your behaviour and impact is such that you might as well be. 

Logging off."

There is a further reply from OP saying

"This screenshot courtesy of Shiv I'm not angrily stalking theyfab legal failures"

The next skeet reads:

"Theyfabs are cis; prove me wrong"

A third skeet is them reskeeting themselves. The original skeet reads:

"Personally I think put-downs by someone from an extremely ineffectual lib legal organisation which benefits financially from the Green leader giving them increased visibility (rather than make any sort of stand himself) should be disregarded."

The reskeet reads as "Piss O'Thomson"
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What do I do here? Do I want to vote for: Tories (piss diamond flavour) Tories (independent edition) Tories (original recipe) Tories (extra transphobic version) Tories (now with extra added racism)
An image of a ballot paper. It reads 

Election of the member of parliament for the Arbroath and Broughty Ferry constituency. Vote for only one candidate by putting a cross in the box next to your choice.

It then lists the candidates:

AHMAD, Tanvir. Lib dem.
BIRD, Lara, SNP
CRUICKSHANKS, Jack, Tory. 
DORAN, Heather, Labour
REID, Bill, Reform
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And yes, they have posted this on Instagram Gaslighting pricks.
An image from Labour's instagram, which reads "Happy Pride Month from all of us at the Labour party". The text is in white over an ombre background that is diagonal lines with the colours of the progressive pride flag.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Very proud of these lol
A tray of ferrero rocher but I've changed it to fiyero rocher and put Jonathan Bailey's face on them all
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I might have made a little too much food for last night's birthday party haha. Usually we watch Eurovision but we decided if we wanted songs about fascism and genocide they should at least be decent tunes, and watched Wicked instead. Proud of my puns though!
A table of charcuterie A table filled with glasses and bottles of various booze
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Aye. Tits oot in the ferry.
My glaikit puss lying on a sun lounger
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I got sent this by a pal and I feel it's appropriate (Thanks @dommgoss.bsky.social )
A Scottish Labour leaflet. A large saltire background with the text that read "Scotland needs change" altered to read "Scotland needs minge"

A "don't" has been written before "vote Scottish labour Thursday 7 may"
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Compare and contrast the way the Met Polis speak to the far right and to the centre left. ACAB, now and forever. xx
Screenshot of a tweet from Tommy Robinson saying:

This is the moment the terrorist is taken down after stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green.

This is England 2026

Union Flag flying proudly by British Jews as an invader scum who likely hates everything British, attacks them!

There is a video below this, and a response from the Metropolitan Police reading: 

Our Brave officers confronted a man they believed to be a terrorist, who refused to show his hands, who was violent, and who continued to pose a clear threat. Using only their training, courage and tasers, they detained him while he continued to try to attack and stab them. This took true courage.This is a photo of another Tweet from the Met Police. The tweet has two pages of text of a letter from the Police to Zack Polanski. 

They have preceded the letter with a pull quote from the letter which reads: 

"Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.'
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Posting cake on main.
Image shows a photo of a cake and a plate of biscuits. 

On the left is the cake, it is completely covered in a chocolate frosting, with dark/milk/white chocolate chips and white chocolate stars on top, and gold glitter. 

On the right is a plate of home made, "rustic" bourbons.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Don't skip! Post you in another country Here's me two days ago feeling tall in Liechtenstein ☺️
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm straddling the border, on a rickety old bridge that I did not enjoy lol
A photo of me wearing a black hat, sunglasses, blue tee and black, short dungarees. I am in a star formation and there is a sign behind me showing that I am half in Liechtenstein and half in Switzerland.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
DUNDEE PEOPLE Braithwaites has shut down. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. All their social media is gone and this is in the windee. Does anyone know if someone has bought it or if they're having a sale of all their stock, or...? I'm absolutely gutted :'(
A photograph of a sign in the window that reads: 

"We would like to thank all our valued customers of the last 158 years. We have made the decision to retire & therefore will not be re-opening after our Easter break. With thanks & best wishes.  Braithwaite's"
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Since there's another nerd here... Is this giving Bajoran or Ferenghi vibes?
A close up picture of the side of my face. The focus is on a silly earring.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is this good?
Image shows the same app as before but following a different route (32).

There is a bus showing, but a considerable distance away from anywhere that should be on its route.
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Maybe I'm less lucky today I don't think all the buses working today should be stuck together. Love that journey for me lol Bus should be here in 10 but the live tracker is saying over 30 lol
Image showing a map of the 17 bus route with 3x 17 buses altogether on one small stretch of road.
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