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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
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A top down photo of a mug of a black-brown drink - perhaps black coffee or a fizzy cola - in which a thin layer of bubbles has three small patches devoid of bubbles that look like a face expressing disgust and/or disbelief.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
A rubber stamp style graphic in red ink that says: "This post is certified complete & utter weapons-grade bollocks"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha! I stumbled upon a prime example of this slop here earlier:
genSlop posted by a primary school, @frizinghallps.bsky.social
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
He's always been Pootin's little gimp…
Putin & Trump. Trump is asking Putin "On my knees? Or should I just bend over?"A totally genuine, absolutely not photoshopped (nudge, wink, smirk) photo of Trump & Putin at their "meeting" in Helsinki, 2018.

Putin is the confident one with a smirk on his face, while Trump has none of his usual bluster. Bending forward is the classic posture of submission; here Trump hints at a possible psychological dynamic between them.

Trump is wearing a head harness & a and a red ball-gag stuffed in his mouth, while his red neck tie is being pulled towards Putin as though it's a leash.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
A top down photo of a mug of a black-brown drink - perhaps black coffee or a fizzy cola - in which a thin layer of bubbles has three small patches devoid of bubbles that look like a face expressing disgust and/or disbelief.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
They must've hidden the headgear in the ingame menu… 😏
Screenshot from https://www.ubisoft.com/en-gb/help/assassins-creed-valhalla/gameplay/article/hiding-or-displaying-your-headgear-in-assassins-creed-valhalla/000081037

Text reads as follows:

Displaying headgear in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
In Assassin's Creed Valhalla, your headgear will be set to invisible by default.
 
To display your headgear:
Open the in-game menu.
From the "Inventory" tab, highlight your headgear.
Select "Show Gear".
You can hide your headgear again at any time by following the steps above and selecting "Hide Gear".
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark, stop reposting slop!!
Batman breaking a gun labeled “Generative AI” with dialogue captions: “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Hehe…
Nanni
February 4, 2026

𒀀𒈾 𒂍𒈾𒍝𒅕 𒆠𒁉𒈠
𒌝𒈠 𒈾𒀭𒉌𒈠
𒀀𒉡𒈠 𒆬𒁀𒁀𒊏
𒊭 𒋫𒀜𒁺𒈠
𒄿𒈾 𒈬𒄩𒄿𒀀
𒋫𒀜𒊬
𒌋 𒀀𒈾 𒉿𒀀𒊑𒆠𒀀
𒌑𒅇 𒌋 𒋫𒌦𒁉𒈠
𒆬𒁀𒁀𒊏 𒉡𒁺𒉌
𒋫𒀜𒁺𒈠
𒌝𒈠 𒀀𒈾𒆪
𒆬𒁀𒁀𒊏 𒁕𒈗𒂵
𒊑𒆠
𒆬𒁀𒁀𒊏 𒉡𒁺𒉌
𒌋 𒉌𒀀 𒋫𒌦𒁉𒈠

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Translation:

Speak to Ea-nasir;
thus says Nanni.

Now when you had come,
you spoke saying thus:
“I will give good ingots to Gimil-Sin”;
this you said to me when you had come,
but you have not done it;
you have offered bad ingots
to my messenger, saying:
“If you will take it, take it, if you will not take it, go away”.

Who am I that you are
treating me in this manner —
treat me with such contempt?
and that between gentlemen (such) as we are!”

I have written to you to
receive my purse
but you have neglected it.

Repeatedly you have made them
return to me empty handed
through foreign country.

Who is there amongst the Tilmun
traders who has acted against me
in this way?

You have treated my messenger with contempt.
And further with regard to the silver that you have taken with you from my house
you make this discussion.

And on your behalf
I gave 18 talents of copper to
the palace,
and Sumi-abum gave (likewise)
18 talents of copper,
apart from (the fact) that
we issued the sealed document to the temple of Samas.

With regard to that copper,
as you have treated me,
you have held back my purse
in a foreign territory
(although) you are obliged to hand
it over to me intact.

That here (i.e. in Ur)
I will not accept from you copper
that is not good, you will “learn”.
In my court

I will choose and take (scil. the ingots) one by one.
Because you have treated me with contempt
I shall exercise against you my right of selecting (the copper).
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
…and guaranteed it won't sound anywhere near as epic as the floating Speaker droid in Andor belting out the galactic hit "Niamos!"… youtu.be/mYvEgX2COdA
The floating disco ball Speaker Droid from Andor s02e03 "Harvest"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
This is genSlop.
Screencapture showing the OpenAI image verification tool (https://openai.com/research/verify/) confirming that the image posted was generated with its tools, as it has an embedded SynthID originating from them.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
We have loads of them to buy here in the UK, imported from New Zealand. I bought these yesterday…
Photo of two packets of Braeburn apples from New Zealand, bought in Sainsbury's in the UK. There are 6 apples in each packet.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminds me of the Jimmy Craig/"They Can Talk" "feathers" comic: theycantalk.com/image/636165...
A two panel comic.

The first panel has a goose calmly asking the question "What's in the jacket?".

The second panel zooms out a bit and we see the goose now chasing a person, wearing a down puffer jacket, running away from the goose, with their head just out of the comic frame, the goose now shouting after them "WHAT'S IN THE JACKET".

The goose chasing a guy webcomic was originally created by artist Jimmy Craig (sadly not active here on Bluesky) https://theycantalk.com/.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
It's the first paragraph of Article IV that's the important one here. It only prohibits weapons of mass-destruction, so there's way too much wiggle room for anything that doesn't fit that description:
Article IV
States Parties to the Treaty undertake not to place in orbit around the earth any objects carrying nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction, install such weapons on celestial bodies, or station such weapons in outer space in any other manner.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
On a sidenote, which might be of interest; there was a funny BBC R4 comedy-drama "Bayeux" from October 2019, to be rebroadcast on R4 Extra on Fri 18th @15:00 & 21:00. On BBC Sounds @ www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m... & also preserved on Internet Archive @ archive.org/download/com...
Bayeux by Abigail Youngman
Drama on 4

Comedy-drama by Abigail Youngman, scheduled to mark the British Museum's exhibition of the Bayeux Tapestry, on loan from France.

Rapacious Bishop Odo meets his match in Anglo-Saxon ex-queen, Edith. He wants her wealth: she wants to survive. Armed only with a needle, she leads a group of women in a bid to outwit their violent Norman oppressors. Her plan? To save her skin, and in the process to create a masterpiece and a message that will last a thousand years: the Bayeux Tapestry.

The year is 1067. England is occupied by the Normans. They use any means necessary to suppress English rebels. A group of disparate women fleeing for their lives find themselves living, almost imprisoned, in Wilton Abbey. They include former Queen of England, Edith of Wessex. She has been allowed to keep her lands and wealth because she has paid tribute to the new King, William. But William’s cruel and powerful half-brother Bishop Odo has other ideas.

Edith persuades Odo that she can set out the definitive story of William’s conquest in the form of an embroidery. So he must keep them alive. But first Edith has to convince women traumatised by the invasion to work for the enemy while they find ways to stitch their secrets into the embroidery, risking their lives to tell the truth. Will Odo discover their hidden messages and take revenge?

This needle-sharp comedy takes inspiration from real scenes found in the borders of the Bayeux Tapestry.

Queen Edith ... Katy Brand
Bishop Odo ... Charlie Anson
Gunnhilda ... Katy Sobey
Edeva ... Lisa Zahra
Wadard ... Jonny Holden
Wulfgyth ... Rosie Cavaliero
Mathilde ... Tracy Wiles

Director: Mary Ward-Lowery

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in October 2019.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
That poor squirrel in the first photo… "WTF happened to my house…‽"
Extreme crop of the first photo showing a squirrel at the base of the remaining tree trunk.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
It's all part of Bastet's plan…😼
A kitten with spotty coat pattern is sitting upright next to a bronze Egyptian statue of a cat, which has it's head turned down & towards the kitten.

The statue asks the kitten "Do they still worship us, child?", the kitten replies "Well, I shit in a box and they clean it."

"Good. Good." responds the statue.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
As the saying goes…
Cartoon image of two flies buzzing around a pile of shit.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
<Apple Turnovers have entered the chat…> 😏
A baking tray of apple turnovers behind the glass of a display cabinet in a bakery.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_turnover
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks familiar…
A still shot from Andor showing part of the interior of Eady Karn's apartment on Coruscant. We see the dining table is inside an enclosed booth with two seating benches on the long sides, whilst the two short sides are open to the rest of the room. Eady is standing up, resting her elbows on one short side of the table, hands tented, touching at spread fingers. She's  talking to Syril who's seated on one of the benches, arms folded, head tilted forward and staring down at a bowl.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Birthday, but posting genSlop to celebrate it is not the way.
Batman breaking a gun labeled “Generative AI” with dialogue captions: “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Portrait of Queen Elizabeth I by unknown artist, oil on panel, 1585-1590. From the collection of the National Portrait Gallery in London.

Overlaid on the image in orange script is the phrase: "Someone fetch me my dick guillotine. No, the little one."
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 31/08/2026
At this point you have to ask all these folks delegating more & more of their life to LLMs: "Are you even human anymore…‽"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
Some very rough measurements made via @soaratlas.bsky.social (link in alt-text). It's ~1.22 km side to side (red line) across the glacial tongue, the length of the fresh edge (green line) is ~2.42 km, and an *extremely roughly* drawn area over the collapsed tongue (blue filled area) is ~0.6557 km².
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
Once again these idiots forget that it's always dinnertime on the savannah…
A four panel image of a leopard and an antelope fawn somewhere in the African savannah when the vegetation is green.

In the first panel the leopard has a paw around the neck of, and resting on the back of the antelope, whilst sniffing around the snout of the antelope. The text says "... and that's why you should vote for the Leopards Eating Your Face Party."

The second panel view is side on to the antelope's face, with the text saying "Haha but not *my* face, right?"

The third panel view is of the leopard head, face-on, staring directly down the camera pov, with no text.

The fourth & last panel switches back to the baby antelope, face-on, with the text saying "Not my face, right?"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
Batman breaking a gun labeled “Generative AI” with dialogue captions: “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
Once again… stop reposting genSlop!!
Comic panel of Batman breaking a gun labeled “Generative AI” with dialogue captions: “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
RMG are now all sold out of those:
Celestron Solar Eclipse Glasses
Dear valued customers,

Please be aware we have closed the sale of Celestron Solar Eclipse Glasses.

Due to the unprecedented volume of Solar Eclipse Glasses that have been ordered, this item has been removed from our online shop to give our team time to process orders in time for the eclipse. We are now working hard to get all Solar Eclipse Glasses orders to our customers in time for the partial eclipse on 12 August 2026.

Thank you all for supporting the work of the museums through every purchase.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
Talk about serendipity; I literally just a few hours ago received a £10 Amazon gift card and was wondering what to spend it on… wonder no more! 😁
Pre-order confirmation for the Kindle version of the book. Identifying personal details have been obliterated.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh dear, how sad…
An illustration of a bird beside the text "I find it difficult to empathsize with such a massive dumbshit".

by @effinbirds.comAn illustration of a bird above the text "I believe I speak for all of us when I say fuck that guy".

by @effinbirds.comAn illustration of a bird beside the text "Good fuckin' riddance".

by @effinbirds.com
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 02/08/2026
The bed seems pretty happy about the situation! 😏😜
Crop of the comic's second panel showing the bedsheet has a "content" looking smiley face formed by the covered feet and a fold.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026
A kitten with spotty coat pattern is sitting upright next to a bronze Egyptian statue of a cat, possibly a representation of the cat goddess Bastet, which has it's head turned down & towards the kitten.

The statue asks the kitten "Do they still worship us, child?", the kitten replies "Well, I shit in a box and they clean it."

"Good. Good." responds the statue.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026
We're going to need a rescue mission for the rescue mission for the rescue mission…
Photo of a saloon/sedan car on the flatbed of a recovery vehicle, which itself is on the flatbed of another slightly larger recovery vehicle, which is in turn on the flatbed of an even larger recovery vehicle.
Each of them are just barely able to fit on the one carrying it and there is a bit of overhang off the back of the combined stack.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 29/07/2026
They're all running the same code…
A parody of the "Intel Inside" logo, but where "Intel" has been replaced by "Incel".
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 28/07/2026
Indeed. Even a cursory glance at the OS map from 1901 would've given a tiny hint… 😏 maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/...
Screengrab of National Library of Scotland Maps archive side-by-side viewer showing the area of Crescent Bridge Roundabout.

On the left, Ordnance Survey, 25 inch England and Wales, Northamptonshire VIII.11, Revised 1900, Published 1901, centered on a disused burial ground; and on the right, more or less current OpenStreetMap, where a large roundabout is now in the same location.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 26/07/2026
Indeed. We need this one for genSlop…
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 24/07/2026
The close-up in the third image looks a lot like a Shuttlepod from "Star Trek: Enterprise"… 😏
A still image of Shuttlepod 1 (Pod 1) of NX-01 Enterprise, from the Star Trek prequel series "Enterprise", parked in  a grassy open area with dense trees behind.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026
Well they made their choice…
Microsoft Clippy asking "It looks like you're fucking around. Would you like to find out?" in a speech bubble with the "Yes" & "No" buttons below.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
🤔Hmmmmm…
A two panel comic.

The first panel has a goose calmly asking the question "What does Betteridge's law of headlines say?".

The second panel zooms out a bit and we see the goose now chasing a person (wearing a puffer jacket with the Guardian newspaper logo on the chest) running away from the goose, with their head just out of the comic frame, the goose now shouting after them "WHAT DOES BETTERIDGE'S LAW OF HEADLINES SAY, MOTHERFUCKER‽".

The goose chasing a guy webcomic was originally created by artist Jimmy Craig (sadly not active here on Bluesky) https://instagram.com/theycantalkcomics.

Edit by me, @grndkntrl.eurosky.social, in GIMP.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
🤔Hmmmmm…
A two panel comic.

The first panel has a goose calmly asking the question "What does Betteridge's law of headlines say?".

The second panel zooms out a bit and we see the goose now chasing a person (wearing a puffer jacket with the Guardian newspaper logo on the chest) running away from the goose, with their head just out of the comic frame, the goose now shouting after them "WHAT DOES BETTERIDGE'S LAW OF HEADLINES SAY, MOTHERFUCKER‽".

The goose chasing a guy webcomic was originally created by artist Jimmy Craig (sadly not active here on Bluesky) https://instagram.com/theycantalkcomics.

Edit by me, @grndkntrl.eurosky.social, in GIMP.
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
…
A photo of Yuma, a bengal cat. In the background is a lake in the Austrian mountains, and Yuma is located up on the slope of one side of the valley.

Yuma is sitting upright, facing the sun, chin raised, nose in the air, eyes closed, giving the appearance of an intensely blissful moment.

The caption across the top of the image is "Aah! The smell of upset Vatniks in the morning."

Credit & source for original photo: Laura Vilser https://www.instagram.com/p/CGsVuqFHdK-/?img_index=2
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Promotional poster for the French TV series "Astrid et Raphaëlle" showing the two lead characters. The series is also known in the UK as "Astrid: Murder in Paris"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Promotional poster for the French TV series "Astrid et Raphaëlle" showing the two lead characters. The series is also known in the UK as "Astrid: Murder in Paris"
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Alas Smith & Jones
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026
Portrait of Queen Elizabeth I by unknown artist, oil on panel, 1585-1590. From the collection of the National Portrait Gallery in London.

Overlaid on the image in orange script is the phrase: "Someone fetch me my dick guillotine. No, the little one."
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 03/07/2026
An illustration of a bird beside the text "Look everybody, it's some asshole with a worthless opinion".

by @effinbirds.com
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 02/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Ro...
1968 Alfa Romeo Carabo at the Alfa Romeo museum

source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1968_Alfa_Romeo_Carabo_rear_side_(cropped).jpg
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026
Well we all know why…
A single panel political satire cartoon by Dave Whamond / @davewhamond.bsky.social

Sitting on a stage in front of a red curtain with a spotlight circle on them, we see a sour faced but smirking Vladimir Putin wearing a blue suit jacket, white shirt, with a black bowtie, and dark grey trousers.

On one knee he is holding a ventriloquist's dummy which just happens to look exactly like Tucker Carlson, wearing a plaid yellow suit jacket, white shirt, with red bowtie, and a very large pin badge with the text "HOWDY TUCKER" on it.

A speech bubble from the Tucker dummy says:
"WHY IS IT DISLOYAL TO SIDE WITH RUSSIA? WHY CAN'T RUSSIA INVADE THE UKRAINE? WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE NATO?"

Putin's bubble simply says:
"NICE JOB DUMMY"

Across the top of the panel a caption says:

"WHEN TUCKER CARLSON REPEATS RUSSIAN TALKING POINTS, SOMETIMES YOU CAN SEE PUTIN'S LIPS MOVE."
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grndkntrl @grndkntrl.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026
As always, somewhere on the savannah it's dinner time, and the leopards will dine…
A four panel image of a leopard and an antelope fawn somewhere in the African savannah when the vegetation is green.

In the first panel the leopard has a paw around the neck of, and resting on the back of the antelope, whilst sniffing around the snout of the antelope. The text says "... and that's why you should vote for the Leopards Eating Your Face Party."

The second panel view is side on to the antelope's face, with the text saying "Haha but not *my* face, right?"

The third panel view is of the leopard head, face-on, staring directly down the camera pov, with no text.

The fourth & last panel switches back to the baby antelope, face-on, with the text saying "Not my face, right?"
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