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Gritty's Lawyer

@grittyslawyer.bsky.social
6 followers 8 following 25 posts

Not actually Gritty Not actually a lawyer Not affiliated with Gritty, the Flyers, or the NHL *holds up cue card "Please ask my attorney"*

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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*mascot emotional hazard pay*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*team winning what to do mascot*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*mascot grief counseling*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*can mascot sue team for emotional distress from blowout loss?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*hockey mascot emancipation from team*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Gritty Meals trademarked?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*shakes head "no"; he will not be answering questions about the disappearance of "Slapshot", the Flyers' first mascot who lasted only 1976-77. Holds cue card "See my deposition tape".*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*golfcart butt worker's comp*
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*philadelphia public nudity laws birthday exceptions*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*birthday hoagies near me*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*driver's license needed to drive Zamboni?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*moonlighting as Delco libraries mascot contract implications*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*"can I trademark 'Hockey Beast' and 'Hockey Beastday'?"*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*"hockey mascot mandatory retirement age?"*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*"getting insurance to cover horse version of COVID vaccine"*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Mascot-veterinarian confidentiality?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*hockey mascot diplomatic immunity in countries without ice hockey?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*How do I get hockey mascot diplomatic status?*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*taxes on overdue library book fines settlement*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*"when does test drive become grand theft auto"*
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Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*texts attorney to find out if supercharging t-shirt cannon would be okay given his prior convictions?*
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