Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*can mascot sue team for emotional distress from blowout loss?* 011
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*shakes head "no"; he will not be answering questions about the disappearance of "Slapshot", the Flyers' first mascot who lasted only 1976-77. Holds cue card "See my deposition tape".* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*philadelphia public nudity laws birthday exceptions* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*driver's license needed to drive Zamboni?* 100
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*moonlighting as Delco libraries mascot contract implications* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*"can I trademark 'Hockey Beast' and 'Hockey Beastday'?"* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*"hockey mascot mandatory retirement age?"* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*"getting insurance to cover horse version of COVID vaccine"* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*hockey mascot diplomatic immunity in countries without ice hockey?* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*How do I get hockey mascot diplomatic status?* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*taxes on overdue library book fines settlement* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*"when does test drive become grand theft auto"* 000
Gritty's Lawyer @grittyslawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*texts attorney to find out if supercharging t-shirt cannon would be okay given his prior convictions?* 040