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Gristle Longpig

@gristlepig.bsky.social
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Smoked Meats, costumes, spook and anxiety all rolled up into one convenient dadbod.

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🐾 Please open full thread and scroll through, if you’d like to read the comic 🐈‍⬛🤍
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Things I heard in Aldi today. "These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!" This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love. What'd they do with the other half of the damn store? I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
That tracks.
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C-Beezy @c-beezy.com · 04/02/2025
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Drawing very normal things on a Sunday 👀
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat.
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C-Beezy @c-beezy.com · 01/02/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I'm in. 100%
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Helpful tip
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C-Beezy @c-beezy.com · 21/01/2025
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Misfit_Playland 👉🏻 Gamehole con @misfit-playland.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Love Franky! "It's never a crime just to exist!!"
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
LAWD... They don't miss an opportunity!
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I see goff peepulz. 🦇🖤🦇🖤
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner.
Cast iron skillet with a rope of hot sausage.Large pan with stewed cabbage with tomatoes Sausage added to the cabbage
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
For all my artist peeps.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/01/2025
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
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Dion, The River Possum @river-possum.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch. Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages. All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker. #meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Working from home means I can be an office wizard .
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
And now we wait. Hopefully there will be some happy fermentation in a few days.
Mason jar sitting on a black stovetop,half full of a sugar water mixture with juniper berries floating on top
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A small bag of juniper clippings.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Not me, bored at work harvesting juniper berries to make a wild yeast starter. Nope. Not at all. 😉
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Carrieoke @littlebladegirl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
WOMP, there it is.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hehehehe. Grinder.
Silver grain mill sitting on a glass stovetop.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Pie.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Y'all send some follows to TK please! She's incredibly talented and can even make me look good!
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
In case you haven't heard, Kindle Vella is going to be shut down soon. Which is unfortunate for many writers. Y'all should go support @littlebladegirl.bsky.social And go read her fantastic work. www.amazon.com/kindle-vella...
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Black of Blade | Kindle Vella
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
So many people have shared this and it's one of my favorites. Maybe go get some crimbus cards from the artist. Support artists. Art is essential.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Yeah. That's nice.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
And we have finally reached temperature!
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
And now, we wait while Mr Ham hangs out in his hickory sauna for a spa day.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Black ham has emerged from the porter molasses bath and is drying before a nice warm trip to the smoker tomorrow!
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Back on collecting grain bills for assorted whiskies. Then made a spreadsheet with the gravity PPG and diastatic power of the most common grains and adjunct ingredients. Which led to setting it up with formulas to calculate all the things based on batch size. 😅
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Happy McRibmass!
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Shivviness [SHIV-ee-nehs] (n.) -The uncomfortable rough feeling caused by the wearing of new underwear. Used in a sentence: "The secret underlying catalyst for the establishment of the Ministry of Silly Walks is shivviness.”
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Good day. Got some spicy bird. Scored some cheap bourbon. Got to pet some kitties and finished off the evening visiting a friend at a new fancy restaurant. ☺️
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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Weekend model painting Part #1 follow during the morning…
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
For the Americans on my timeline. I’m so envious of Thanksgiving food, it looks incredible. Originally drawn in 2016
Comic sketch of a wolf who has eaten too much. 
‘Never eating again…oooh ham!’
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Much like Arby's, I have the meats.
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Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Gobbleween everyone.
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