Reposted by Gristle Longpigpurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 30/07/2025🐾 Please open full thread and scroll through, if you’d like to read the comic 🐈⬛🤍 233197
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Things I heard in Aldi today. "These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!" This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love. What'd they do with the other half of the damn store? I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won. 000
Reposted by Gristle LongpigWOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Drawing very normal things on a Sunday 👀 201226103
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 01/02/2025According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat. 130
Reposted by Gristle LongpigMisfit_Playland 👉🏻 Gamehole con @misfit-playland.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Love Franky! "It's never a crime just to exist!!" 042
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner. 140
Reposted by Gristle LongpigRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/01/2025Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics 185122491539
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch. Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET. 030
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages. All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker. #meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats 050
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Working from home means I can be an office wizard . 160
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/01/2025And now we wait. Hopefully there will be some happy fermentation in a few days. 030
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Not me, bored at work harvesting juniper berries to make a wild yeast starter. Nope. Not at all. 😉 020
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Y'all send some follows to TK please! She's incredibly talented and can even make me look good! 030
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 11/12/2024In case you haven't heard, Kindle Vella is going to be shut down soon. Which is unfortunate for many writers. Y'all should go support @littlebladegirl.bsky.social And go read her fantastic work. www.amazon.com/kindle-vella...amazon.comBlack of Blade | Kindle Vella 031
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 09/12/2024So many people have shared this and it's one of my favorites. Maybe go get some crimbus cards from the artist. Support artists. Art is essential. 050
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 08/12/2024And now, we wait while Mr Ham hangs out in his hickory sauna for a spa day. 060
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Black ham has emerged from the porter molasses bath and is drying before a nice warm trip to the smoker tomorrow! 030
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Back on collecting grain bills for assorted whiskies. Then made a spreadsheet with the gravity PPG and diastatic power of the most common grains and adjunct ingredients. Which led to setting it up with formulas to calculate all the things based on batch size. 😅 030
Reposted by Gristle LongpigGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Shivviness [SHIV-ee-nehs] (n.) -The uncomfortable rough feeling caused by the wearing of new underwear. Used in a sentence: "The secret underlying catalyst for the establishment of the Ministry of Silly Walks is shivviness.” 414724
Gristle Longpig @gristlepig.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Good day. Got some spicy bird. Scored some cheap bourbon. Got to pet some kitties and finished off the evening visiting a friend at a new fancy restaurant. ☺️ 010
Reposted by Gristle LongpigGuillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Weekend model painting Part #1 follow during the morning… 474938287
Reposted by Gristle LongpigWOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 28/11/2024For the Americans on my timeline. I’m so envious of Thanksgiving food, it looks incredible. Originally drawn in 2016 684000615
Reposted by Gristle LongpigJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving. 963353646455