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Grimm

@grimmst0ne.bsky.social
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I didn't hear no bell. Internet varmint, meme enthusiast, DnD nerd.

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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Did anyone else buy the promotional Backrooms popcorn bucket? My Dad did, and I havent seen him since.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The doctorate is in Ecclesiastical Philosophy, but thats a story for another time.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You are not the right person for this moment in history. Step aside, or step down.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
For those not keeping track, the wolves are no longer at the front door. They are inside the cabin. They are eatting this country alive. And they are still hungry. Facism is here.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Personally, I always keep a meth pod handy for my water bottle.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
From Spongebob, two cops showing Patrick a piece of paper on it. The paper contains a single period. Patrick is horrified.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Grok, please procedurally generate my afternoon lunch. Extra boneless."
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"... or involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them." He interjected that so calmly and casually into the conversation, you'd think he was suggesting pizza toppings. Folks, don't let the right gaslight you. This is the free speech and marketplace of ideas people like Charlie Kirk fought for.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Whatcha doing, Bluesky? Bluesky:
Lenny from The Simpsons pointing at a drawn line on the ground, with the words "Drinking Time" next to it. There is a beam of sunlight close by. It seems like its getting closer and closer.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This goes hard.
Picture from episode of the Simpsons where he gets a pile of sugar. It's night and he's guarding the pile in his backyard, half asleep, guarding it with a baseball bat.

Text reads: "And you could have it all. My empire of dirt."

Credit to u/CantIgnoreMyTechno, original: https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1kqoe8y/i_used_to_be_down_in_it_but_they_changed_what_it/
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Still better than the Zune
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
My Reminders: 🅈🄾🅄 🄳🄾 🄽🄾🅃 🅁🄴🄲🄾🄶🄽🄸🅉🄴 🅃🄷🄴 🄱🄾🄳🄸🄴🅂 🄸🄽 🅃🄷🄴 🅆🄰🅃🄴🅁
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It's a rental while they're working on my impala
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
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a painting of three men in cowboy costumes standing in a field
Alt: From Primus music video Winonas Big Brown Bever, three men in colorful cowboy costumes strutting up a hill in unison.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Im calling the police
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
What's the going price for a quality guillotine? Asking for a friend.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I love it when rats rise up.
youtu.be
Lucky and Zorba We are the rats (reupload)
YouTube video by Tinyironfist
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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a black and white drawing of a monkey with the word orange underneath
Alt: a black and white gif of a monkey with the words give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you looping
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Begun, the console wars have.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Undertale in a nutshell:
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Steven, I think we're going to have to kill AI."
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eraldo.bsky.social @eraldo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of Recession
WASHINGTON—Calling the evidence “troubling,” researchers from the Economic Policy Institute issued a statement Wednesday warning Americans that money withering to ash in their hands could be a sign of...
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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a cartoon drawing of a demon with the words heresy intensifies above it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a demon with the words heresy intensifies above it
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
When I heard the news, some of my closest friends tried to console me. I politely told them to leave, because I'm a PC gamer.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I purchased a graphics card and a few cans of beans, I think I'm ready.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
o7s in chat for the Dewalt Handheld Cannon
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"GEE Billy, your government agency let's you have THREE eagles?!"
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You should resign.
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a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts
Alt: A gif of a dude glowing eyes with lightning crackling against a dark sky. It looks like he wants to tell you to do something
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hakeem Jeffries has the charisma of a middle manager fresh out of 4 hour conference call.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
What guy? You just posted a picture of a sidewalk.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Meanwhile Putin's over there like "Man we didn't even need to tell him to do half of that shit, he's just straight up freestyling. You seeing this shit Lucashenko?! Start writing this down."
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
We are so fucked
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thanks @mapquest.com!
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My crippling depression waiting for the SSRI I'm on to be considered "too dangerous":
Dude with a yellow jacket waiting behind a tree, rubbing his hands and licking his lips.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
HOLD
egg joker
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Man, that's craaaaazy.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I'm putting together a team.
Nick Fury wearing a Luigi hat. For legal purposes this is a joke this is a joke this is a joke
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Elon Musk has now been promoted to Secretary of Open Windows On Very Tall Buildings. His first task is to stand by one and await further instructions.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I guess you could say ConnorEatsLead
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a face .
Alt: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a face, putting on a sunglasses. It's the csi Miami thing. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I warned you about stairs Mitch. I told you dog.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
*BREAKING NEWS*: SCP-682 has been fully pardoned by the office of the President, to be released from containment this afternoon.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
That dude from the "how's it going / yeah" meme, ida know else to describe it
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Buddy, nobody is saying you can't be funny in time of turmoil and despair. We're merely saying, in your case, why start now?
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I hate this timeline with every fiber of my being.
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
TREACHERY
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Right, SO GO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!
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Grimm @grimmst0ne.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Can we normalize calling Teslas "Swazticars"?
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