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De Tomaso PanSCAREa

@griffonatrix.bsky.social
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Artist, dog, lover, and avid reader.

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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
snapchat selfie of a white man, who is green, looking down towards the camera at a really unflattering angle, captioned "I showed you my greenis please respond"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this sucks however:
Bane, posturing with arms wide, labeled "the boss, who will suffer immensely from strike action", opposite a pink Filthy Frank, labeled "me, who will suffer immensely from strike action"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah this is that dorky boy you knew in high school she has curves now
Photo of a 5th-generation Prius, a sleek low 5-door liftback, in dark yellow, viewed from the rear left
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4-panel Calvin & Hobbes strip:

1: Calvin is sitting by a record player as his dad walks in
DAD: Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting.

2: Calvin's dad leans down and points at both the center and edge of the record
DAD: Compare a point on the label with a point on the record's outer edge. They both make a complete circle in the same amount of time, right? 
CALVIN: Yeah...


3: Calvin's dad continues
DAD: But the point on the record's edge has to make a bigger circle in the same time, so it goes faster. See, two points on one disk move at two speeds, even though they both make the same revolutions per minute!

4: Much later, in the dark, distraught, Calvin is silently losing sleep thinking about this
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just checking the headlines:
Inventario Minecraft con pociónes de caída lenta
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is a little galling to mock people for not just following you so they can reply when you block people for doing that. You're calling her stupid for correctly assessing that your replies are not actually open for disagreement or discussion. bsky.app/profile/tres...
@tressiemcphd.bsky.social
It’s hard for me to fathom that the same people who cannot figure out how Bluesky settings work are the same people who have sound insight into automating social life. YMMV.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooooooh it was because they could do the "Robin of FOXly" joke I get it
Robin Hood, from the animated movie where he's a fox
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Text:

Caving to Republicans on <circled> trans people </circled>
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got a new stack of ipsc targets and is it just me or did they change something about them since last time?
Photo of a cardboard target, shaped roughly like a torso and head, with dotted lines defining different zones on the target. Zone D encompasses the torso, then zone C encompasses a smaller area within the torso, zone B encompasses the head, and zone A is split into three: a smaller area within the head, an even smaller area within zone C, and a small sort of rounded triangular area at the bottom of the torso
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
alright i'm convinced, 51st state time, maybe this joke is in poor taste but so is this soda!
Can of Solly's "KD Cream Soda", with a maple leaf and a picture of a fork full of macaroni and cheese on the can.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"This lesbian bar doesn't have a HEPA system!"
Homer Simpson in a bar surrounded by women, coming to a sudden realization
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
be careful fellas it could happen to you!
you are becoming a
tankie
oooooooohhhh
You want to dress up
in a ushanka
oooooooooooooh

[thin black and white spiral, with a faint ☭ overlaid]
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah my general thought on the "ebikes are basically motorcycles" line is that it's good actually, but yeah there's definitely some issues that come from needing to pretend that these are the same thing.
Basic "Flying Pigeon" bicycle.Motorized "Coast Cycles" bicycle, with a big battery pack, thick tires, and a full suspension,
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two posts on a bluesky timeline, showing up next to each other:

@mayor.nyc.gov 
Had a productive meeting witht eh President today at Gracie Mansion.
[Photo of Mamdani and Trump talking to each other]

@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
this meeting could've been a psychosexual journey into the id
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
paved 2-gun ACM coming up and i play to win
DuckDuckGo homepage with "heelies adult size coyote brown" written in the search bar
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MLK Jr. "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jtp.bsky.social:

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still frame from a Marcy Kaptur campaign ad, Kaptur speaking and a text overlay reading "MARCY KAPTUR ¶ NO GENDER IDEOLOGY ¶ IN SCHOOLS"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
visibly marginalized person: "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now"

average democrat: "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stock image of a caveman making a painting on a cave wall, with a speech bubble drawn in extending to the bottom of the frame
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
counterpoint:
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
okay bud whatever
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drawing of a girl saying "WAOW" but thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
visibly marginalized person: "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now"

average democrat: "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
visibly marginalized person: "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now"

average democrat: "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hmm
Google trends diagram showing a recent surge in searches for "Sankey diagram"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Functionally this isn't much different from the sort of pallet home shelters but this part does ring some alarm bells in my head. Sounds a lot like setting up to be able to say "see they just won't take the help" like they do when they offer a week in a shelter in exchange for throwing away a tent.
At the groundbreaking, LIHI Executive Director Sharon Lee emphasized that the lot is intended to serve people who are homeless – and that surrendering their vehicle once they're permanently housed is part of the bargain.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
⭐ 🎈 OFFICER DOWN! 🎈 🎉
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After the revolution, my internal passport will have this stamp keeping me at least 300 miles away from D.C. because I proposed tax credits one too many times.
A logo in the shape of Ohio, red with a gold hammer and sickle, and around it also in red a circle with the text "TOO LIBERAL FOR OHIO"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the shared bond in question:
Spongebob screaming "I FUCKING LOVE WAR I WANT TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY AND DESTROY CULTURES AND HISTORY"
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"[...] eight to 10 years [...]"
Text:

0:21.5 - Deputy Hernandez lets out a guttural groan.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
once you see this you can't stop seeing it in everything
Still frame from The Expanse, showing Holden and Nagata stepping through a sliding door at the end of a corridor. The door has a frame several inches deep, but the part of the frame attached to the floor has very clear seams making it a separate piece from the parts attached to the walls and ceiling.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Found in an old email. Tragically, I can't find the carbonated for sale anymore, and even if I had stockpiled any it would have all gone flat by now.
Photograph of two bottles of Bad Dragon lube. On the left is opaque white cum lube, and on the right is bubbly and clear carbonated lube.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
idk i think it's placebo
Photo of the back of an Evo with a single exhaust tip about six inches wide
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it zips all the way down to a slipper these might actually just be techwear
A pair of thin off-white slippers, with part of a zipper over the ankle
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FRS/BRZ/GT86 is like the only thing that seems to sometimes depreciate. Or 350Z/370Z although the first one of those I just saw checking on Craigslist is a 350Z convertible with an automatic gearbox and lambo doors so idk it might not be worth it
Yellow Nissan 350Z convertible with the roof down and lambo door up
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this bit has bigger issues than the color
Pair of New Balance shoes, off-white beige in color, trail hikers with about zero inches of ankle support because the shaft is zipped completely off
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
went to check if new balance makes a white boot and, well, sort of
Pair of New Balance shoes, off-white beige in color, trail hikers with about four inches of ankle support
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
who cares that they're plastic this is a *great* set of cans
Two grey plastic 50-gallon "Brute" cans
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Duckduckgo duck logo with a 6 and a 7
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We've resolved the issue of creepy surveillance and targeted content by requiring Meta to tie users to legal identities which only make the creepy surveillance and targeted content more effective. Great job everyone.
The settlement does not require Meta to abandon personalized recommendations or targeted advertising. It also does not ⁠address some content Meta researchers found particularly problematic, including posts that made Instagram users uncomfortable with their body image.
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An aide whispers the news of 9/11 to George W Bush
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOBLE team lost a real one today
Dolly Parton holding the needler from Halo
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was trying to make a post about street safety and I'm not sure I could write a post better than just explaining that I was able to find all kinds of photos of bike lanes protected with car ticklers, but pictures of actually protected bike lanes are mostly just renders.
Photograph of a bicycle lane separated from car traffic by a row of white flex postsRendering of a bicycle lane separated from car traffic by a row of concrete planter boxes
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
PAULINA YOUR STICKS
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Photo of a lifted and widened dually Dodge Ram pickup with massive exhaust pipes, and a big sticker across the entire back window that says "I financed a handgun from SCCY on credova and all I got was my truck broken into."
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i like when girls grab me by the collar and drag me around
Photo of a basket of french fries
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
yeah i think that someone with the ai-generated milf hentai profile pic might be a spammer
Screenshot of @animebbw.bsky.social's bio:

"www.kerdchat.com Download free premium hentai and milf content online."
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think the spam website operator is really worth arguing with now that i've checked their esteemed publication
Website sidebar:

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