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@greyposm.bsky.social
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Your local Oppossum is here

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is how your email finds me
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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
greetings homosexuals
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mivomore @mivomore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fully buried into a pred's sheath, no longer able to see or hear the outside world. but now absolutely enveloped within your new musky home~ sheath YCH for Grey and Quetzal - #vore -
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's just so comfy in there, I don't think I want to leave anytime soon... Art by @mivomore.bsky.social
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hickory dickory dock the dragon rode the cock the knot went in with a loud pop hickory dickory dock
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I had a dream that New Mexico was east of Texas. And the Carolinas were one state, but still called South Carolina.
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Curious Thot": title of my memoir
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Amon Syd ✨ @amonsyd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I present to you! Billy Malo, my scp-1471 oc! 🔥
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 12/07/2026
The dead can’t hear you speak ill of them, so that’s not the concern. We have to consider the people still alive who loved and are mourning those recently deceased. Since no one loved that hypocritical, warmongering sell out, pls carry on making fun of him.
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Blåhaj of the sky, what is your wisdom?
Partial reflection of an IKEA blåhaj makes it appear as if it is peering down through the clouds
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Can you Fourier Transform gender?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
(talking about werewolf boyfriends becoming real) me: "yeah when grindr becomes a thing, it'll be possible" friend: "you mean, CRISPR?" me: "yeah, that one"
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
pardon me, going to go scream in the corner for a few minutes
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i don't know how this happened, but I have never wanted to reproduce a bug so much
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
anyone have chimken to spare
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
possums deserve scritches too (please pet me)
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
okay but what about werepossums?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Inside you there are two wolves One is a himbo The other... is also a himbo You are a twink
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
biscuits and gravy is great, but have you considered a 7 foot tall werewolf boyfriend?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
new isekai idea: "I Used To Be an Arch-Mage, But My Spell Backfired And I Got Reincarnated As An Opossum"
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
happy tuesday everybody
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Is sleeping in a garbage can in peace too much to ask for?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
WE ARE SO BACK!!! NOTHING CAN STOP M- *gets hit by a truck*
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm insane? no, you have it backwards... sane is in me ;)
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
consider yourself sniffed
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Has anyone seen Geoffrey? We were supposed to go lay in the middle of the road today.
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Can I just sleep all weekend?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT SELF CARE FEELS SO GREAT
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm going to steal the entire vegetable drawer from your fridge
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
who wants to ransack the local dumpsters with me?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
he pear chamber
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
the cheese tax also applies to opossums, so pay up
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
my brain is soup, but fuck it we ball
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Nothing beats committing arson in 31 states.
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm not just trash... I'm a dumpster fire
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Just put an egg in a tomato and you will be amazed
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
DO NOT GO TO THE WENDY'S DUMPSTER 0/10
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i love water so fucking much
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
if you say I need to piss myself, then god dammit I'm going to piss myself
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
anything can be an innuendo if you say it gross enough
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
the black mold on my walls keeps trying to get me to play willbender...
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I may not believe in god, but I swear they've got it out for me
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
what do you mean 4 hours of sleep isn't enough?
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If you ever think you are trash, you probably are. But it's a good thing I like trash :)
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
chorizo makes everything better <3
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I wish raccoons were real
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
if you aren't on a watchlist somewhere, are you even truly living
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Feeling cute, might leak state secrets later...
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Grey @greyposm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I have lived another day, and I'm going to make it everybody's problem.
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