Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 30/03/2025When you buy that much in Denby they give your wife a trolley to cart it all the the car 🙈 Happy Mother’s Day to me… from the cats 😂 010
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Nobody takes the piss out of me quite like my wife 🙈 (it’s possible only brits will get this) Me: wears red blazer My wife: “ hello can you tell me what time the children’s entertainment starts” 230
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Warm tones for summer incoming… 😂 Suns been out for 15 minutes me to my best boy and hairdresser extraordinaire “babe wake up, I’m coming round I need you to make me blonde” Him “oh Christ not this shit again, you can not be blonde” 010
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 28/02/2025He’s home 🐾💙🐈⬛ Nothing to see here… just me drowning myself in wine 120
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 22/02/2025UK Indoor athletics 🇬🇧 Couldn’t get her closer to the action unless I brought her a leotard and pushed her on the track 😂🏃🏻♀️💨 140
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Date night. Find someone that looks at you, like my wife looks at Pinà Colada’s 🍹🍍🎼🎹 160
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Peep 40 🥳 Had a fabulous day! Clinging to my actual 30’s for another 5 hours! Peter Pan I Am. 230
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Today we went to a restaurant where you had to sit on swings 🙈 I’ve never been so reminded of both my age and inability to multitask at the same time 😂 Three cocktails in my 52yo wife was swinging like a toddler and I was still gripping the rope sipping slowly lol 🫠 170
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 04/01/2025If my wife spent a fraction of the time she spends procrastinating actually getting stuff done, she would be unstoppable. But alas she’s just going to lie down and think about it some more 🙈 120
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Post your favorite photo that you took in 2024. It was a rough year for his old boy, but he was a little fighter and now we’re back on track 💙 360
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I don’t know what time it is…. Barely know what day it is…. But I DO know…. MOJITO 🍋🟩🧊🍹🌱 😂 0121
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas 🤶 I’ve done all the family visiting and gift giving, sunk a whole bottle of Buck’s Fizz 🍾 💋 Now I’m curled up on the sofa trying not to nap while G cooks the dinner. (I’m banned from entering the kitchen 😂) 150
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’ve not been very active- I always find December incredibly hard but I wanted to pop on and wish all that celebrate a very merry Christmas. I hope tomorrow brings everyone nothing but joy ❤️ 150
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Best present under the Christmas tree is him 💙 Mommy’s little soldier 💪 030
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Let’s Gooooo! She looks yummy 🤤 (Sorry! Not sorry!) #sarahlancashire #blackdoves 250
Reposted by Grey_85KnightLady13 @knightlady.bsky.social · 01/12/2024IRL I’m an audio producer—I do a lot of podcasts and spoken word stuff full-time. But I’m looking to pick up some audiobook clients particularly in the #lesfic and #sapphicbooks space. If you’re an author in my queer community looking to produce an audiobook, let’s chat. 054
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 01/12/2024World AIDS Day You don’t have to be positive to think positive. Get informed. Get tested. Get involved. #RockTheRibbon 040
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Saturday night viewing ⚽️ #EngVUsa Let’s go Lionesses 🏴 2100
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Date day socks 💛 🐧 (And yes she has matching… not that she would ever admit it) #wlw 🌈 1110
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Where are all these trader accounts coming from and how did they find me? Having to use the block feature here for the first time. 010
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This little man just got the all clear from pathology - No Cancer 🙌🙌😻 6190
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It’s been a labour of love…. Next year I’m hiring someone to do this sh1t for me 🙈 but my goodness I do love the pretty’s 🤩 Someone let Santa know I’m ready.. 1100
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Driving G mad with my Christmas crazy again 😂 Todays project….hanging garland displays First one done ✔️ 130
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Impromptu date nights are the best. Fun with my favourite 🍻🌲❄️ #christmasmarket #wlw 140
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Back in my ‘missing the train’ era 🚂🙈 Thank goodness for audio books to keep me company! What’s everyone listening to? #lesfic #sapphicfiction 291
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Wife’s gonna kill me 🙈 I’ve gone ‘extension pole Christmas garland’ hanging mad. Pulled paint / plaster off the wall Whoops 150
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Not the best pic because I’m inside in the warm drinking tea but….itsss snoowwwinnnnggg 130
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Sounds accurate… Recently Had a hot tub weekend with the girls who all died of shock when I informed them that I was wearing my high school swim suit 😂 010
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Billi cat has a new blue blanky For being the best big brother ever! 030
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024It’s a work in progress but peep 👀 the Tree 🌲💛 Still a long way to go but that’s a problem for tomorrow 😂 140
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This Christmas tree is brought to you by copious amounts of Vodka and unhelpful cats 🙈 180
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024All shops should have a: ‘Don’t deliver in bags so large that I can’t smuggle them past my wife’ Option ✅ 050
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Today in ‘weird sh1t my wife says’ G: “we should start making our own bread” Friends! For context… We barely cook, we mostly eat out, there are whole sections of our oven that we have NEVER used. 3110
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Introduce yourself with four video games As you can tell I’m not a gamer- I didn’t think singstar would count. (Bonus points if you can name them 😂) 140
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Today is the day people!!! 🎄🌲🎄🌲🎄🌲🎄🌲 Tonight when I settle in on the sofa, I’ll be basking in the glow of the Christmas tree ✨media.tenor.coma woman is standing next to a christmas tree with christmas lights on her neck .ALT: a woman is standing next to a christmas tree with christmas lights on her neck . 150
Grey_85 @grey85.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Been stressed AF and miserable for a few days, tonight we went to the range to look at all the Christmas stuff and it’s cheered me up 💛 So tonight I’m going to drink wine and plan putting up the Christmas tree tomorrow 🌲✨ Never stop doing the silly little things that bring you joy. 040