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they/them not really a teen btw

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/04/2026
God damn Hunter Schafer....
Zendaya and Hunter Schafer walking hand-in-hand down a white aisle scattered with flower petals. Zendaya, on the left, is wearing a relaxed, oversized grey suit over a patterned button-down shirt, paired with dark sneakers. Hunter, on the right, is wearing a dramatic, light blue draped two-piece gown with sheer, skin-toned paneling and high slits. They are framed by dense, romantic floral arches filled with pink, peach, and white roses.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
youtu.be/Jxcfkt_7yLU oof... watch me ramble on and on for 8 minutes
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How I made my Superscar Cover under 1 hour
YouTube video by Kelly Angel
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
youtu.be/ARfeJtATRMs baby, come on... pull my strings and make my sing like love Adéla btw <3
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Kelly Angel - Superscar (Adéla Cover)
YouTube video by Kelly Angel
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
im sorry, Ciara, for everything the world stole from you
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
pretty is not enough
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i wanna make waves be a part of somethin' surfin' high tide everybody knows when i'm coming
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
being a bad gyal yep yep youtu.be/GN_X4CQ29vw
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Kelly Angel - WORK
YouTube video by Kelly Angel
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the emotional crackheads are at it again!
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
beetchh youtu.be/jGLgnxn80ek
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on demon time — Kelly Angel
YouTube video by Kelly Angel
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sheryl Lee Ralph's palm tree story has me wheezing to this day 😭😭😭
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
man, you is a window shopper 🙄
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i cast spells for a living... what do you wante say?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
tinashe invented music and liying on the floor
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
im not a gaping asshole. It's just... That's not how we talk to people.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
mia, menina. aonde você foi amarrar seu bode?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
me too, Lily. Me too.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
was so horny... and then i decided to message a guy... horn is gone
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
with the rise of better health-care options, the Castro-clone reveals itself to be the ideal body type for men once more.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
homoerotic straight men be flirting like "awesome voice, dude"...
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
my husband... you know? im the worm
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
from symposiums to the car, the homosexual lives in constant state of ephemerality by way of escapism from straight life.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
i kind of hate that pluribus ending. i know there's already a second season, but what happened to the point of having seasons anyway? finish the goddamn story please and thank u
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
learning how to code again
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
substack.com/profile/2900...
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Henrique Naves da Silva (@henrynaves)
Writ in water.
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
and I heard the voice of jesus say... "FloMilli shit, bitch!"
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Lorde looking like Bella Baxter, I call her Ella Baxter
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
is vanilla streaming today? 😭
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
just had to explain to real life 10 year olds why Lady Gaga's her name 🙃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 happy pride y'all
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
is pigs flying?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
some random couple stole my sister's card and she chased them back to their home 😭 I'd be scared if I didn't love her so much
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
monument valley is sad af actually
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
honestly, after watching the last vanillamace stream vod, I get Doja Cat throwing that man's shirt on the trash
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
friendly reminder: nobody's illegal in stolen land
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
i need you NYers to vote for Zohran gorl
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
oop- fuck around and find out 🤠
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
every time I read one of BBC's articles, they always seem to miss an important factor, they're like: "Oh, Israel bombed nuclear targets in Iran"... since when are apartments in the middle of the city nuclear targets? lmaooo
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
maybe voters have daddy issues
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
can Israel stop bombing people's houses?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Greta might be the only good zoomer 😭
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
pro tip: if you never get hired, you never get fired ;)
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a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car looking out the window .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car looking out the window .
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
wow, the average trump voter response to the latest unfoldings have been nothing short of psychotic
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Faroze Sidwha 🫦
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I love it when my nephew puts his greasy little fingers on my clothes 🙃
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
What's the vaginal version of cocksucker? mingekisser?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
can one vogue whilst there isn't any music?
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
being woke should be the norm period
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
do I wanna chase my dreams or be useful to my community?
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Such beauty in life
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
dems are so stupid wow
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vezperteen @gretelcain.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
idk what's funnier, Elon Musk thinking Trump in the Epstein list would be a shocking revelation or him admitting to have become allies with a pedophile rapist 🤔
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