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Gretchen Whitmer

@gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social
5.9K followers 2 following 16 posts

I am Big Gretch! Hear me Roar!! #PureMichigan **This is a Parody Account** *AGAIN not actually Gretchen, just having a laugh

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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’m sorry I’ve been EXTREMELY busy holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity… #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just took a pee and didn’t wonder OR CARE if anyone in the bathroom had the same assigned sex as me… Crazy… #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
the pen died I guess it’s bedtime.. Goodnight my little babies I love you all<3 #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Alright everybody say it with me now! “Get a life Nancy Mace!!” #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Remember ladies, you deserve a man who wants to Gretchen your Whitmer. Never settle for less. #WednesdayWisdom #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Matt Gaetz is a creep?? I’m not surprised He looks like the type of Disney villain to be into little girls #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Now what the fuck Joe and Mika?? #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Goodnight little phone critters!! Love you💙 #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Michigan is a swing state, which means nothing except that I can, and will, swing on you if necessary! #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Politics aside, why does Elon Musk look so punchable??🥊🥊 #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
this is a parody account!! i repeat i am not gretchen whitmer!! now that thats cleared up, lets fuck with people!
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Happy Sunday Michiganders! Go smoke a blunt outside and enjoy the beauty of the seasons changing🥰 #PureMichigan
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Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmor.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
whats up my michiganders!! so glad elons not on this app that guy SUCKS lol! #michigan
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