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Greg Stewart

@gregthestewart.bsky.social
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Somewhere between ಠ_ಠ and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . World's best cat dad, 2017. World's okayest human dad, 2017+.

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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think the benefits of modern cellphones are outweighed by the negatives. Like it’s an incredible tool that makes life so much easier in the modern world, but at the cost of 100% of our privacy and severe toll on people’s mental health. I think I’m becoming a Luddite…
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Let’s freakin’ go!!!!!!!!!!!
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IN ROD WE TRUST
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
 THE #CANES WIN THE CUP  THE #CANES WIN THE CUP  THE #CANES WIN THE CUP  THE #CANES WIN THE CUP  THE #CANES WIN THE CUP
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stronger than the rest
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My children’s greatest fear, apparently:
Toledo waterfront.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I had some luck in getting my kids to listen last night by threatening to send them on a one way bus trip to Toledo Ohio, where they’ll have to eat chili with cinnamon rolls and root for THE Ohio State. And let me tell you, they locked in.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Me: I’m not superstitious. Also me: My Carolina Hurricanes swept in the 1st round of the playoffs and their next opponent didn’t, which means the curse of the sweep will eliminate them in the second round.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I had real wasabi for the first time tonight and yeah, I don’t think I can go back.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
They need to make a caffeinated drink with a little bit of ibuprofen in it.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My bracket is pain
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Ohio State is ruining the bracket.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I met the coolest 5 year old kid when I took my kids to the park this afternoon. Was named Constantine, only spoke Polish. But he was like the most gregarious and friendliest little dude ever. Kid’s gonna go far.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I don’t know why American businesses are still doing large layoffs to save money when the more cost effective solution of putting a bounty on Stephen Miller and stopping further destabilization of American business hegemony is out there
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/01/2026
[stares directly into the camera]
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 24/01/2026
Just saw pink coat lady’s video and…it looks like after wrestling him down they saw a legally carried gun, yelled “Gun. Gun gun gun” and opened fire to execute him. His crime was not getting out of the street fast enough and trying to help a lady ICE shoved over to stand up. It is an execution.
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 24/01/2026
“don’t give them what they want” they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
So Case V. Montana killed the 4th amendment, right? There’s pretty much nothing stopping Law Enforcement from warrantless searches in the name of probable cause.
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Tony Dewan @tonydewan.com · 03/01/2026
As always, tsk tsking about not following the rules, but legitimizing and justifying the act.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’m so fucking mad and so fucking tired.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I have been seeing a shit ton of social media this year pining for incandescent Christmas lights. While I do agree that they look nicer to me than LEDs, something about the sudden widespread campaign for them this year feels too astroturfy.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
There is a distillery in NC that does an incredible pecan infused rum and it makes for a banging eggnog. 10/10 Feliz Navidad
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I miss seeing some bugs outside
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
One of the most annoying side effects of the internet is bringing all the Thanksgiving Turkey haters together and giving them a voice. It’s one day, eat your sides and let us enjoy the bird.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
None of my other nerdy friends are into Stargate, so I have no one to get hype with over the newest series announcement.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think the multiple museum robberies aren’t a sign of the times economically nor a marketing move by the next Now You See Me movie; I think it’s all a push by big museum to get people educated.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
As a former Speech and Debate nerd, watching Zohran Mamdani debate is like watching a chess grandmaster at work. He knows how to make his points clear and concise, knows how to defend and redirect when under attack, and knows how to go in for a knock out. Truly one of the best of this century.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
We’re gonna lose marriage equality and the 3rd amendment in the same go, aren’t we?
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I’m going to a Renaissance Festival for the first time in like 20 years and I’m giddy with excitement.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Every day can be a good day if you lie to yourself enough.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My almost 4 year old son: “Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you” Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
So the rapture did happen. Only one person went up. Some 67 year old Woman in Poughkeepsie named Donna.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Is the rapture timezone based? Or is the entirety of Australia out?
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The 21st century feels like an era of incredible technological innovation marred by unspeakable abuses from the large institutions that drove our technological strides in the first place. That being said, who ever invented the top-cut hot dog bun needs to win every accolade. True game changer.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My brain’s default mode network is just the Wii Shop Channel music on an infinite loop.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My life is a series of remembering that I forgot to do something or remembering I have to do something and exclaiming “FUCK!” internally from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Was coming back from the park with the kids and saw the American flag at the local McDonalds was at half staff and it got my dang hopes up.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Started seeing 3-packs of beer being sold at gas stations and grocery stores. I think we’re cooked, fam.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Took my kids to the trampoline park and the playlist they have going on is pure 2010s club mix and the vibe is absolutely friggen fantastic.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Case v. Montana will eradicate any semblance of Freedom left in this damn place. October will be brutal.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I don’t open Facebook often, but good lord it’s even worse than I remember.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I don’t think he’s gonna give up Alaska. But parts of Alaska? For sure.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I found out that a person I thought was a good friend of mine voted for Trump in 2024.?I’m so heartbroken.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I’m going to be a mixologist, except all I will mix is gas station energy shots into Four Lokos to bring them back to the original formula.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Multiple times in the past week, I’ve had to turn off whatever podcast I was listening to on my commute and rock out to the K-Pop Demon Hunter OST. It’s so good.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I normally like to hype my own kids in general, but my 7 year old may have made the best tasting glass of lemonade I’ve ever had in my life
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My wife is so sick of my shit lol
Picture of a text conversation where one person jokingly compares the words “Elongated Toilet Seat” to Elon Musk.
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Greg Stewart @gregthestewart.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
All my apes gone meme, replaced with commentary about the US Supreme Court.
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