Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NOOOO DON'T PUT YOUR HAND ON BEAR'S BELLY BEAR WAS THE VILLAIN!!!!!!! 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's a lot of people pulling out of Ed Sheeran. I just wanted yall to know, I would never pull out of Ed Sheeran. 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You could watch Sátántangó twice with an Evil Bong 420 break in the middle and still have time left over instead of watching The Odyssey six times 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Jason Statham is the Johnny Sins of Action slop 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 15/04/2026TADC episode 9 reveals that the other A.I is the one Kwebblecop made of himself 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The surface tension on the Netanyahu cup is actually a reference to the D'Arby the Gambler arc in part 3 JoJo's Bizzare Adventure 001
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026All in all you're just another dick with one ball. Me to Lance Armstrong 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Do you think construction workers using jackhammers get a big kick out of saying "ouh I'm jacking it, im jacking it"? 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 05/01/2026You hear that they localized "The Strokes" for various countries? It's different strokes for different folks 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It's all redacted because the files are talking about scps 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Telling my younger cousins they didn't get what they want on Christmas because of the tariffs 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 15/12/2025When she say he's a fan of Peter Gabriel so I recreate the first track of "Peter Gabriel 3: Melt" to em 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus. 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Dream Settler. 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually a new Crazy Taxi game. 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2025My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, I'm covered in slime 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Remember when Pinhead said this? "We have such subtitles to show you." #hellraiser #pinhead 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 08/08/2025War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Told my dentist to "Start digging in my mouth, twin." #dentistry #teeth #dentist 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Dreamt that I had knowledge of an Oompa Loompa K-pop group and they would roast the shit out of random audience members in songs. #dream 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore. 011
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 28/06/2025There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration. 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I am a prawn to my vices, A crawdad to my desires. 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Do you think Hatsune Miku and Socrates would get along? #vocaloid #question #hatsunemiku 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical #undertale #toby"radiation"fox #deltarune #lhugueny 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 16/05/2025You are now making music with Frank Waln. #music #frank 042
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Andrew Jackson gets stranded in modern day real life New York City and no one recognizes him and it's up to the kid who's really into money to help him. Twenty Dollar Man. #movie #idea 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025You ever have a memory you haven't thought about in a long time resurface and then you get a headache? #question 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 21/04/2025JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules! #pope 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. #Green #grass 100
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Failed out of Clairvoyant College because they asked where I saw myself in 5 years and I said "I don't know" #dropout 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I'm lost in the sauce (Great molasses flood) 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Would you make a hundred burgers just for a chance to make a burger? #question 010
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Burnt myself on the lobster, my thumb 👍 and pointer ☝️. Lobster looked like this --->🦞 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 17/01/2025If you imagine Hannibal Lecter singing "Mambo No. 5" I feel like it changes the context 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 15/01/20252026 gonna me my year for real, I already messed up 000
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I got plans, but the Lunarians would shut me down. I got plans... 071
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I don't want any 2025ers talking to me, no spoilers 041
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Peak followed me back. @thefunnycomic.bsky.social Thanks. 020
Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Going to bury me in a garden for a nice old lady to find or something. I don't know what you want from me. 010
