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@gregstoll.com
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Programmer, Astros fan, app developer, neat-web-project writer at gregstoll.com. RIP webOS and Windows Phone! he/him - protect trans kids

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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 26/09/2026
Libraries are so cool
A flyer about Tough Topics (like abuse, LGBTQ, etc), where you can find these books, and a reminder that you can use self-checkout if that makes you more comfortable ❤️
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 16/09/2026
This is a very very weird quote in the middle of a pretty by-the-numbers story! #Astros www.mlb.com/news/astros-...
"As we say in the Durnin house, winners win," Durnin's father, Bryce, said. "Pretty sure there was some ‘Lakeboy magic' and a
'mouthful of lake' in the postseason."
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 03/09/2026
Iconic #Astros
Altuve hitting a home run on a pitch at neck level
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 08/07/2026
The 2026 #Cubs have been nothing but streaky! #MLB (from gregstoll.com/baseballdivi... )
The Cubs win chart, which shows them going up to 15 games above .500, then all the way back to .500, then back to 10 games above .500
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 27/06/2026
When things are going well #Astros
Astros down 8-0 and “pitcher Jake Meyers” is both entering the batting order and leaving the game somehow??
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 24/06/2026
Wheeee! #Astros
Win expectancy graph of a wild 9-7 Astros win over the Blue Jays
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 24/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the AL West! #Astros
A graph of games above .500 for every team in the AL West. No team is above .500.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 29/03/2026
Good news #Astros fans
One of those MLB insight things generated by AI that simply says “Jose Altuve was signed by the Astros”
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 26/12/2025
This is extremely my jam
Socks with an astronaut on the moon planting a pride flag. It’s like it was made for me!
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 29/06/2025
This is baseball poetry #Astros
Isaac Paredes hitting a bloop single on a pitch way outside, which was the 12th pitch of the at bat. 6 of those were out of the strike zone and he swung at all but one!
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 14/05/2025
Cannot wait to see crazy Rbi by Alexander Bregman
A notification from Max telling me about “crazy Rbi” by “Alexander Bregman”
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 10/05/2025
Guessing this inning isn’t going to make any #Astros highlight reels despite having two hits 🤦‍♂️
Isaac Paredes strikes out swinging. 3 outs


Pitcher Nick Martinez picks off Jose Altuve at 1st on throw to first baseman Spencer Steer. 2 outs

Single
Jose Altuve singles on a sharp line drive to left fielder Gavin Lux.

Single
Jeremy Peña singles on a fly ball to first baseman Spencer Steer. Jeremy Peña out at 2nd, first baseman Spencer Steer to shortstop Elly De La Cruz. 1 out
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 19/04/2025
In graphical form:
A graph showing the Astros alternating wins and losses since the beginning of April
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 07/04/2025
#MLB choosing violence, I see 😢 #Astros
MLB notification listing the AL and NL players of the week as Red Sox (formerly Astros) 3B Alex Bregman and Cubs (formerly Astros) OF Kyle Tucker
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 28/11/2024
I’m not on Threads but every screenshot I see is equally unhinged!
Threads, owned by Meta, throttles political speech and seems to boost strange tales of woe, leading Substacker Max Read to call it “The gas-leak social network” because “Everyone on the platform, including you, seems to be suffering some kind of minor brain damage.” (Posts that popped up on this reporter’s recent login to Threads included a post from a total stranger commemorating the 14th anniversary of their leg amputation, and another stranger inquiring what the human equivalent of dog food would be, because they were sick of cooking every single day.)
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 31/10/2024
Sickos.jpg
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 22/10/2024
Signs that you’re definitely having a good day
An email inbox with six emails of try builds I ran throughout the day to try to fix some tests. The tests are still broken.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 22/10/2024
Flu shot ✅ Voted ✅
Extremely awkward picture of me with an “I Voted Early” sticker and a band-aid where I got my flu shot. Turns out it’s hard to get both of those in one picture!
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 21/09/2024
Firstly, may I humbly suggest Firefox for your browsing needs :-P Anyway, here's what it looks for me in Chrome. The headlines are slightly different sizes, maybe? (my eyes aren't that good) Not sure if that's intentional or not...
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 21/09/2024
How to sell solar power in Texas
Guy with a shirt that says “Don’t tread on my solar!” with a picture of a snake guarding a solar panel
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #91,044! Not as low as I kinda thought, but still, not bad I guess!
I'm number #91,044!
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 25/07/2024
#Astros
Two guys on the bus meme:
Sad guy: Lose series to the A’s
Happy guy: Gain a game in the division
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 16/07/2024
Part of a website I'm trying to decipher 😳
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 06/07/2024
Well, now that it’s over, this is objectively funny. Also I guess because Hader gave up a grand slam and then got the last out, he gets a save? Anyway, gonna celebrate the win and not think about it too much! #Astros
Box score where the Twins scored 7 runs in the bottom of the ninth, but the Astros still won (by one run)
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 05/07/2024
As a US person I cannot fathom this. The Conservative Party lost 67% of their seats!! In one election!
UK election results showing Labour Party gaining 214 seats and Conservative Party losing 252 seats
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 29/06/2024
This is also how I would pitch to Yordan #Astros
A 4 pitch walk, no pitch is very close to the strike zone
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 22/06/2024
Lotta stuff happening in this #Astros game
Astros are up 14-9 in the 8th inning, there’s been a total of 30 hits (and 2 errors)
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 15/05/2024
Excuse me WHAT #Astros
Ejection
Astros pitcher Ronel Blanco ejected by 3B umpire Laz Diaz.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 31/03/2024
I know it’s not that simple, but…maybe just don’t swing? #Astros
Stroman threw six pitches to Peña, none in the strike zone, and struck him out
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 31/03/2024
Altuve with the 28 mph exit velocity 😆#Astros
Altuve hit a soft bunt ground ball to third base with an exit velocity of 28 mph
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 26/02/2024
Soooo this is a push poll, right?
There is an advertisement out right now that outlines the many instances José Garza has cut deals with rapists, child molesters and domestic abusers, giving them shortened prison sentences or no prison time at all for their crimes. It asks you to tell Garza to stop cutting deals with monsters. Do you recall seeing this ad?
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 24/02/2024
It’s officially #Astros season!
Notification of the first Astros starting lineup of 2024! (spring training edition)
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 23/12/2023
(but seriously, it’s good writing and I’m happy to subscribe to Defector!)
Obama giving Obama a medal
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 20/10/2023
See, banana folk: #MLB
The Astros-Rangers game, where a person in a banana costume is inexplicably hamming it up behind home plate
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 01/10/2023
checks out
MLB GameDay event saying that Christian Walker walks
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 24/09/2023
The AL West is a mess, visualized (generated at gregstoll.com/baseballdivi... ) #Astros
The standings in the AL West in September. The Rangers, Astros, and Mariners are all trading positions; each team has been in first place! But overall the trend is kinda downish.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 27/08/2023
Didn’t see this, but this is not a good look. I wonder how many pinch-runners end up TOOTBLANing out of aggressiveness? #MLB
Sequence of plays where the pinch runner on second base gets in a double play on a pop out in foul territory?? Somehow??
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 24/08/2023
Ummmmmmmmm #Astros
JP France’s pitching line: 2.1 IP, 11 hits, 10 runs 😳
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 21/08/2023
Austin airport has some neat stuff
An art installation at the Austin airport - it’s gate infinity and a board of “Interimaginary departures” to places like Middle-earth, Mushroom Kingdom, and Narnia. The art installation is by Janet Zweig.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 27/07/2023
This is a graph where the outliers make it pretty hard to read IMO
A graph of US quarterly GDP change. All the data points are within +/- 10% except for the start of the pandemic which has a -30% and a +33% or so. This scales the axes so it’s harder to see trends, etc because everything is so squished.
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 25/07/2023
Wild game but I’ll take the W! #Astros
Box score of the Astros beating the Rangers 10-9 with a walkoff single. At points during the game the Astros were down 2-0, up 4-2, down 6-4, and tied 9-9
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Greg Stoll 🌈 @gregstoll.com · 08/07/2023
Meme of a soldier saying “I’m doing my part!” (from Starship Troopers, I think)
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