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Greg Sherman

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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmm, let's see what crimes are underway on Truth Social this morning...
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suppose divorce is better than the way she ends her relationships with dogs. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Former DHS secretary Kristi L. Noem files for divorce
The former DHS secretary cited “irreconcilable differences” in filing for divorce from her husband.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how you write a proper headline.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, I'm sure I spelled it right.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Getting ready for a trip... Time to start overpacking!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Offered without comment. www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
forbes.com
DeSantis Ally, Palm Beach County Clerk Arrested For Child Sex-Abuse
Michael Allen Caruso is accused of kidnapping and molesting a child younger than 5.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In the olden days, this would be a resignation-level scandal that would dominate the media for months. Today, it's just another Sunday. Money-laundering. HELLO?!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ME: "I'm not really the marrying type." HER: *ties a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue* ME, 15 YEARS LATER: "Happy anniversary, sweetheart!"
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ack. No more world cup to watch. When does curling start?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgian waffles, anyone?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Butterscotch.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live Crowded House Cheap Trick Wilco Buffalo Tom Rolling Stones Elvis Costello Squeeze The Who The Smithereens Paul McCartney
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My life has not been diminished one bit by eliminating all contact with MAGA friends and family. It's glorious!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My wife's top 5 complaints: 5. I'm thirsty 4. I have to pee 3. I'm hot 2. I'm hungry 1. I have to pee
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
ME: "I'm not really the marrying type." HER: *ties a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue* ME, 15 YEARS LATER: "Happy anniversary, sweetheart!"
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can I marry a guitar?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I guess she doesn't remember.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
His Easter message:
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
There is NO WAY that Kristi Noem's own physical transformation wasn't driven by her husband's predilection.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No win is too small.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Every morning when he hasn't posted on Truth Social for a while I wonder, "Could this be the day?!"
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
When "very complete" is not "very complete."
Reported by Fox News
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think I'd go to In-N-Out Burger. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They're not blisters, they're Patriot Pustules!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So, this big, beautiful military that Trump rebuilt runs out of ammo in *checks calendar* a week?!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The DOW is killing it! Oh. Wait. Sorry.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" has just the right air of irrelevance.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Doh! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...
nytimes.com
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If there's no plan for regime change, is there at least a plan to keep our allies from shooting down our planes?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm pretty sure they just hung some blankets over a clothesline so he wouldn't have to miss his Sunday golf game.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Any word from the "I voted for this!" crowd?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Boy, FIFA has egg on their face now, amirite?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fab Friday #lads
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I don't know much about stocks. Is down 70% in one year good?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"BUT DON'T CALL US WEIRD!"
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Never forget: We're only one obituary away from 2026 being a much better year.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pre-taped, and they STILL couldn't get the lip-synching right.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
He knows if the Dems take the House again, he will be impeached, and likely more than once. He will try ANYTHING to prevent that.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ME (2023): ME (2024): ME (2025): ME (2026): MUST. WATCH. CURLING!
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'm not Christian. Is this how it's done? kfor.com/news/local/p...
kfor.com
Proposed bill could force non-profits and churches to turn away people based their immigration status
A proposed bill has some non-profits and church officials worried they may have to turn people away from receiving resources based on their immigration status.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Is it that only evil people become billionaires, or do their billions turn them evil? Discuss.
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"Why so much interest in powerful rich men trafficking and exploiting young girls and the massive conspiracy to keep it secret when we could be talking about my gold-encrusted ballroom?"
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"And stop calling us Nazis!" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
nytimes.com
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
So, the birther's movie ain't doing so hot, huh?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
He's suing media companies and arresting journalists. It's full-fledged fascism, and it's here. How about you stop licking his boots?
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Greg Sherman @gregsherman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
PRO TIP: It's not typical for fascist governments to announce, "Hey. We're fascists."
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