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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 5h

If you want to know how on board tech industry executives are with Trump, consider that Sam Altman's company has not been renamed "OpenSI."

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 6h

Tennessee's backup execution method is "killing me softly with his song."

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Million dollar idea: OnlyDans. Nothing nefarious happening here, just a chill place where guys named Dan can hang out and talk to each other.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Corporate IT's hallmark invention was the little popup nagging you to install updates and reboot your PC that appears exactly five minutes before you need to present something on it.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The media treating Bill Gates as some kind of technology elder statesman reminds me of Clarice Starling asking Hannibal Lecter to help her catch Buffalo Bill.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Killing me softly with his song" sounds sensual, until you realize it takes over three days to succumb to your wounds. And by the end, you'll beg for the sweet release of death.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People say, "AI can't threaten humanity, because it makes up stuff but can't actually do anything in the real world," and I'm like, "Bitch, you just described my entire job."

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like right before Halloween would be the perfect time to dispose of a body on the local "buy nothing" group.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Scooby-Doo is the ultimate project manager. He contributes absolutely nothing to solving the problem, then pops in at the end and says his catchphrase.

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Scooby Doo Flexes His Muscles

ALT: Scooby Doo Flexes His Muscles

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There was a period in 1985 where each of the three major US television networks had a show with a vehicle as a main character.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I spent my entire parenthood preparing my children for online lives they no longer want.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

New Rule: Dario Amodei must finally admit he was named after the noise Raiden makes in Mortal Kombat.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Creative work is rarely a straight line.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I end every text to my kids with, "Follow me for more two-factor codes!"

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

To all the people who love to hate on Teams, I think what you really dislike is work.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TBH, the only thing holding me back from pre-ordering a Dell XPS Googlebook is the fact that it's fucking gold.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, I suppose we can still call it "Siri Intelligence." - Apple executives

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I feel like that opening montage of Perfect Strangers needs to be expanded into a full, multi-season prequel.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I'm not prone to regret, but I am prone to action. I would rather just do something quickly and figure it out along the way." - @markmanson.bsky.social

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Keeping a scale in the bathroom makes for some interesting before and after comparisons.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Y'know, studios generally don't allow critics early access to horrible movies they're ashamed of, either. #CNN #MSNOW #Politico

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's a real shame we blew the name "Pandora" on a music streaming service before all these AI companies came along.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My favorite Superman film is the one where he has to defeat Fleetwood Mac.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh, you think sticker shock is your ally? You merely adopted expensive tech. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn’t see a sub-thousand-dollar machine until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but an eMachines clearance tower!

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

2028: iPhone Trio 2031: iPhone Rollo 2034: iPhone Origami 2037: iPhone Pocket Dimension #AppleFuture

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mrs. Frankenstein: How was your first day of school, Victor? Did you make any new friends?

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Withholding is the one form of disobedience an obedient man already knows. #lanterns

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why don't you ever see crazy people thinking they're Napoleon anymore?

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh man, now Tim Curry. You can stop sucking anytime, 2026. #RIPTim

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Be the Dolly you wish to see in the world. #RIPDolly

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"The difference between loneliness and solitude is choice. You're lonely because you have no choice. Solitude is about choosing your own company." - Nadja Spiegelman

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Feelings are fish. Be the pond." - Lisa Damour, Ph.D.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

To avoid a lawsuit, podcaster and television personality Mike Rowe has to maintain an erection 24 hours per day.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If thy brethren offer you a sip from their cup, thou shalt not put thy lips all over it. #lessercommandments

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A good analogy is like a bad analogy. Except it's good.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My daughter, who is a huge Billie Eilish fan, just asked me WHO IS ALANIS MORISSETTE? Where have I gone wrong as a parent?

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Most people are not looking at your watch. They're checking whether you're looking at theirs." - Ellis James Stewart

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Emma: What's that on your hand? Me: I dunno, fingers?

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far, if she'd had an anchor on her arm.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Many people will say that Gutenberg's greatest contribution was the printing press, but I think they're forgetting that Police Academy 2 was also pretty good.

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Greg Edwards @gregsedwards.bsky.social · 08/08/2026