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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 14h

As soon as she specified Homer can't *intentionally* hurt a human, I knew he'd kill them with his stupidity.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 14h

A life spent doing things you enjoy is never wasted.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

See? Homer does care about Bart. It takes a special kind of dad to commit mass murder to make his son happy.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why would you pull the string, Homer?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So Maggie is lumped in with the pets and the TV? Poor Maggie, the forgotten baby Simpson but the best of them all.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, why would you keep re-electing an evil billionaire who uses his position to enrich himself? Why indeed?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Come on, Patty, fail him. Or give him a medal for killing that dweeb. But nobody likes indecisiveness.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yay Maggie, the smart baby again! Enough of Homer's nonsense!

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Charge Elon with murder when this kid dies. Enough of his terrorism.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yeah if you had let Bart come with you to get yogurt none of this would have happened.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Chew Chew has been transferred from the Yard Goats to the Lookouts, where she will be known as the Chattanooga Chew Chew.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow, Homer, stealing tips from a minimum wage worker? Why not take some food, you like food, right?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Isn't there a noreaster coming today? Seems like the rhyme is wrong.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love the squish it makes when it impacts her head. Very squishy brains.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have a recurring dream that I'm back at UConn going to eat a burrito at the Student Union but I never get my burrito before I wake up.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cupid's Ambrosia.... Risky or Not? (I sent this in in the form and then realized I forgot to send you the link to the video.) @benchapmanncsu.bsky.social @bugcounter.bsky.social Valentine's Day episode?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is time to charge every ICE agent in the country, and every member of this administration up to and including Trump, with conspiracy to commit murder. States have jurisdiction, all it takes is one DA willing to stand up to tyranny, and Donald can't pardon anyone for it.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How did Bart and Lisa afford that?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah they gave us the all clear and we only started about 20 minutes late. From what I was told, some knucklehead decided to park a truck full of oxygen tanks in the parking lot that he was planning on giving to someone else. Why he decided to make the transfer there on Kol Nidre I have no idea.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kol Nidre is delayed at my synagogue due to a suspicious vehicle in the temple parking lot. We have been directed to the overflow lot at the JCC where a shuttle will take us to the temple when it is safe to do so. They aren’t telling us anymore.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How did all of them get up there?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What a horrifying subject line from my local Jewish deli.

An email from the Celebrity Delly with the subject line "Yom Kippur has been extended". The body of the email states that the order deadline for ordering break fast food for Yom Kippur has been extended and contains a picture of that food.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is a gay bar. You're a straight couple. Go home!

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lisa's embezzling? From her own family? Shame!

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why are you texting Homer in prison, Marge?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wow, Moe, you turned into quite the sleazebag.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My latest @stadiumjourney.bsky.social review takes us to a hidden gem and crown jewel of college field hockey, Karen Shelton Stadium, home of the UNC Tar Heels. This is the best experience you will get in the sport, at least in this country. stadiumjourney.com/stadiums/kar...

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Karen Shelton Stadium - North Carolina Tar Heels

Karen Shelton Stadium is the crown jewel of college field hockey. UNC fans may not be as familiar with UNC field hockey as they are with basketball, football, or other sports, but those who don't show...

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Karen Shelton Stadium is truly the crown jewel of college field hockey. Great crowd for the Tar Heels game last night in a gorgeous stadium with a top-notch atmosphere.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Imagine thinking you can own a name. Homer tried that nonsense once. He failed. But the FBI can do it to him? (Fun fact: Another Gregory Koch once threatened to sue me for fraud and harassment for using "his" name. That was 16 years ago and I never heard anything more so I think I'm in the clear.)

Homer Simpson standing in court saying "Your honor, I'd like to sue the producers of Plice Cops for $20 million for improper use of my name."

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Where did Bart get a shotgun?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Dolly. Sorry Homer was an ass to you.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Shoulda let Maggie shoot this evil man when she had a chance. Now the evil will live forever.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Stop making Ralphie cry! He's the sweetest kid in town!

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why does Marge think Milhouse is a bully? Revenge of the Dorks?

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Literally the worst thing any of the Simpsons ever did. She doomed the whole town to the Return of the Evil Old Man.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What did you to to her, Mayor????

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Come on Skinner, that's the second time in a minute you made Ralph cry.

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Gregory Koch @gregorykoch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A beautiful morning to check out my new @stadiumjourney.bsky.social review as we head to Columbia, Tennessee and the Columbia Jumpin' Jacks of the Volunteer State League. Still a bit disorganized, but in a year or two maybe this will be a better experience. www.stadiumjourney.com/stadiums/dav...

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Dave Hall Field - Columbia Jumpin' Jacks

A Columbia Jumpin' Jacks baseball game is a pretty basic experience. You can watch a game up close to the action with a small town community feel. Unfortunately, the league and team are still getting ...

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