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Gregory The A'ight

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P: GenX AuDHD man, Sicilian/German/Irish-U.S.ian. Glasses, brows, 5-head, salt&pepper hair. B: A pastel sunset over Atlantic coastal foliage. www.inclusionnow.space (blog) On Becoming... (pod) ↓See pinned Skeet↓

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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, apparently this is what Marshall Mathers is going to be, uh, rapping, on the Bob Ritchie Christian supremacist album dropping... whenever tf it's dropping. To hell.
[Verse 2: Eminem]

Things divide us, gotten too big for my pride to hide
I start to cry inside, and think of all the ones who died
Charlie Kirk's kids growin' up without a dad just because
He had some views that was different from mainstream opinions
Well, shit, if you get shot for goin' against the grain with stuff
I should've done been snuffed back in '98 or sum'
We need to heal this country, sure
Some of us have had enough of Trump
But not talkin' to someone vou love `'cause of politics is dumb as fuck
Whether you like Israel or Palestine, make up a creatine
Wake up and see the dream Martin Luther King had for you and me
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It me.
Hi.

It's me.  Gregory the A'ight.

From 1992.  (Yes, that's a white 9 and a white 2 in the image that, the way the photographer stacked them, with me leaning on the 9, they look like a hunched over vomiting stick figure.  Pure class.)

My senior picture photoshoot.

I never got any of them actually printed.

I had an idea, and I did the idea... and I buried the idea until I found the proof pictures (yes, there are more) and I fell in love with them.  And my awkward white hip hop head ass self.

So yeah, there's this deep blue and black angled-wash backdrop.  Like it's raining fluorescent blue on a black sky behind me.

And I'm wearing acid-washed green bib-jorts, right strap down... as we were wont to do in 92.

The shirt?  Rayon.  From Marshall's.  (I couldn't even afford to walk into Chess King or whatever.)  Buttoned to the top.  Greenish brown with complex patterning.

Then my head.

I'm a Sicilian/white guy with a quite good helmet of Mediterranean hair.  Big-ass glass-frames.  Smiling at you.  Left hand on my hip.

Relax yourself yourself girl, please settle down.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Post an album you've listened to 100 times.
D'Angelo, Voodoo (2000).

A black and white, vintage-looking image of a handsome young Black man nude from the waist up looking directly into the camera.  That's the right 2/3 of the album cover.  The left 1/3 is distressed brown, akin to leather, and it says: D'ANGELO (simple black font sans serif) and Voodoo (absolutely baroque, ornate font with serifs and other embellishments that almost makes the word illegible, particularly if you're not used to processing such an elaborate font).
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'll give this one a shot because I do love it...
Album cover for Musiq "juslisten" (1992).

Background color is this deep red-orange.

Across the top in a block lower case is written: musiq. Distressed yellow over the red background and thin black drop shadow.

Behind that, we have Musiq, himself, in close up, singing into a classic grill vocal mic, hands-on ears, and mouth open. He is actively singing. Rectangular sunglasses in black with reddish-brown shadows. Music is monochromatic in the same yellow as his name written across the top of his head.

The colors aren't just warm, but are hot. The man absolutely brings the heat on this album as well.

On the left, a white line running vertically separates a thin area on the left where the album title, "juslisen" is rendered running upward in that hot yellow on red-orange. We also see the symbols for record and play (from cassette decks and whatnot) and an almost indiscernible turntable until you really inspect it. Very cool.

It's such a poignant and visually stunning image. To me.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a white jeep with an american flag cover on the spare tire that looks like a patriotic butt hole (...now with the hands from the original goatse image, spreading that rah rah murrca balloon knot sphincter even wider)
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We are looking up at a... um... white vampirish masc-coded humanoid with distinctly mar-a-lago face features as well.  It's all entirely unsettling.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent shows a proposed $250 bill featuring President Donald Trump during a press briefing in the Brady Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, DC. KENT NISHIMURA/AFP via Getty Images.

...okay.

But why is he making the fucking silliest face ever? He looks like a shitty SNL parody of himself. In the image. That is really him. Authentically. What the fuck is happening I hate this simulation.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Am I doing this right, blokes?
A purple-pink woozy psychedelic vortex of sorts emanating out of a centered, dark, circular, sphincteresque void. It's like, a visual representation of how Dr. Who travels, I guess?

I've captioned it: Goatse?

And the BBC logo is up at the top left corner.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
lmao... that's so Pittsburgh
Image of a Rothko with title and description beneath.

Textured brown over orange covering the top third of the rectangle and textured grey over peach on the bottom two-thirds.

"Untitled Brown and Gray"

"Somber out - the grey field carries the same quiet hour."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here. I did the alt text for you.
A cartoon of a still image. In the foreground, a computer screen on which a trans person had been reading a transmisic segregationist headline, probably from the fucking Guardian, you knob end. Also, there's a text conversation on screen with, presumably, a friend who wanted them to come out, but they declined.  

Said trans person is sitting at a distance, head down, back to the camera, on their bed & in front of a trans flag hung on the wall next to a window into which is flooding, almost spotlighting them... or perhaps the empty space between them and that computer... and what the data on that screen represents, with them in their utterly depressed state.

And (here's the kick in the genitals) captioned: SEPARATE BUT EQUAL.

To that I say fuck you. You don't get to just publish this in the TERF-ass transmisic Guardian.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Val Kilmer, a strong jawed frosted blonde-tipped coiffured white man in a deep.green flight jumpsuit... unzipped to show off a little shaved chest action. Sit/squatting seductively, and staring STRAIGHT... into camera, with the smolder. Is he leaning on a car or maybe jet? I dont know, but he's also leaning leftward at a 10 degree angle or so. He's lit really well, too.

He is Iceman. From Top Gun. Kenny Loggins wept. And Aubrey can go to hell.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What are "the 3 Rs," wrong answers only.
A close-up of my refrigerator dry-erase board. Three items to be purchased this weekend are presented in ALL CAPS and with rectangles drawn around them. (I prefer the aesthetics of this way rather than a list.)

They are: RANCH, RICE, RED HOT.

Our 3 Rs, lol.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Continued alt-text, starting with 2/2:
(Continued from the previous skeet/image)


2/2:
Looks ENTIRELY different from the previous three. And as you can imagine? Sounds it, too. Reminds me of a white/black dot visual cipher that is blotted/whited out to hide the full message elegantly and solvably.

Anyway, I hope I did okay writing this!

Go listen to Music for Airports!
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I tried my best to alt-text the notation/image here.
Ok, lol. I'm going to give this a shot. Calling it, "Sufficient enough alt-text for Brian Eno's idiosyncratic notation for the recording of his seminal, genre-naming, if not -defining album: Ambient 1, Music for Airports."

lol... we'll see. 

So, it's essentially a four-panel comic. Four stripes, really. Read top to bottom. They look as if you *could* actually run them through some computer player-piano, and the music would be produced.

Four descending strips. First defined by song title, top to bottom, on the top left of each piece: 1/1, 1/2, 2/1, and finally 2/2.

Then, I can only assume (because I cannot figure it out online or in my head, lol) instructions for repetition or perhaps repetition plus another mathematical/musical factor, top to bottom, on the top right of each strip: 16-39, 8-25, 11-36, and 9-38.

And then the songs themselves.

I'm just going to give a rough literate sketch of each, but it has to be illuminated that if a sighted person with some pattern-recognition giftedness follows along? You can "read the music." It's so fucking cool, to me.

Okay, here goes:

1/1:
It reminds me of some abandoned cave painting from a now-extinct culture who were attempting to rotate the most amazing piece of what would come to be know as "ambient music." The piece, visually and aurally, really is healing salve for me. All very marimba-like. Soft, rinhing tones. Like a prayer bowl, too. Sets the entire mood (complimentary).

1/2:
This is the one that looks most like a binary computer situation. Just, various black rectangles coursing across. I mean, it almost looks like stems you'd see in Garage Band or whatever you use. Very cool. And the piece uses these supernatural alien human voice patches. So it fits.

2/1:
This one is wild, because it sounds like a melding of the vibe from 1/1 and 1/2, and it looks like said civilization from 1/1 got its hands on computer technology to standardize the previously hand rendered pieces.

2/2:
Looks ENTIRELY different from t…
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's the Burger King logo.

But modified lol.

Yellow buns hold the red word ELEVEN. 

Then, in brown, below, "Don't even look at it."

It's a This Is Spinal Tap reference.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
See crow? ...yes, Sea Crow!
An image of a Sea Crow on the peak of a home's double window former. Beautiful blue sky above. Also, I've added silly googly eyes staring up at the crow.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rhythmless Nation (2026)
Close up, with blurred background of MRS. ERIKA KIRK (as the caption indicates. 

She's white. Blonde with dark roots. Eyes almost translucent. She looks angrily and earnestly directly into camera. Very... just... ew. Feels cursed, the image.

She has mic in front of her. And she's wearing a black mock turtleneck and a black baseball cap with an indeciperable black logo on it.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm here, you fuckaas bitch.
A photograph of the blue Piitsburgh SEARS store from approximately the late 70s/early 80s. Vintage ass whoopin location.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This TWONKS comic got me.
Two panel "TWONKS" comic by Steve Nelson (SNELSE).

Top panel, we see the tops of a doctor and patient on a powder blue background. The bald round-headed 2-D doctor is on the left and speaking to the also bald round-headed patient on the right. He's saying, "YOU'VE GOT A NASTY BUG THERE."

Bottom panel is a complete zoom out. We see the full wall of the office. Doctor standing on the left. Patietsitting on a table to the right. Both are looking down at a ladybug on the floor, who is looking up at the doctor, and responding, "FUCK YOU."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Blue background. The no spin zone.

And an old white man sitting at a desk in a dark suit and powder blue tie looking like he literally just stepped out of his casket at the viewing. Just, the man looks almost dead. Old. Tired. And not quite dead. Yet.

Bottom right logo: Bill O'Reilly . com.

Bottom left chiron: MEMO: DIE ALREADY
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Meme Format: We see a blond white kindergarten girl, scared in a corner. Her brother, an older toddler, is dysregulated and terrified. Like, ugly crying about what both of them are looking at.

What they are looking at is a Black rabbit standing next to a wooden bucket. Totally innocuous. Innocent. Cute, even. But those two white children, the girl behind the boy, in the corner holding on to him as he braces himself on the walls of the corner? They are absolutely terrified.

K?

The captions, which complete the meme,  are:

On top of the children: WHITE PEOPLE.

On top of the cute black bunny and wooden ice cream bucket: SOMETHING THEY LITERALLY JUST MADE UP
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
2.
Another screen shit. Heavy on the shit, this time round. 

1. A duck duck go search for: Helen Andrews.

2. An image attributed to Quillette dot com

3. You kind of see where this is going, but also? No, you don't.

4. Gonna hop below the image because I'm writing this as I go and the image is... it's a lot.

5. Of forehead.

6 head? ...I digress. 

7. The caption below is: Debating Helen Anrdews: Gender, Power, and Modern Society.

8. A close-up image of Helen Andrews speaking scorningly into a microphone. Probably staring directly at a Black person. And/or a trans or genderqueer person. Or any non-white person. Or human she considers 3/5th or so.

9. Again. I fucking deapise Nazis.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
1.
A screenshot from Twitter. I like to call that a "screenshit from Shitter."

I've numbered the important bits like chapters:

1. Elon Musk reposted

2. Helen Andrews (@herandrews is her shitter handle)

3. (This is what Helen Andrews wrote as a re-tweet, which is, what? A "reshit" now? I say yes.)

We gradually transitioned from a democratic welfare state to full-on race communism between the 1960s and today for two reasons:

First, The beneficiaries of our race laws went from 10 percent of the population to a majority in places like NYC and soon a majority nationally.

Second, We bent a lot of rules to give black Americans a one-time boost, thinking they'd catch up. That didn't happen, so now the choice is either go back to colorblindness and the rule of law anyway, even though it means unequal outcomes, or let the government keep meddling more and more in the name of racial equity.

4. Okay. Did you process that fucking Nazi horseshit??!! I know, sorry. Ain't no content warning strong enough. Anyway, this is the Tweet (Sheet?) Elon reshitted from Helen Andrews, who was responding to...


5. Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd is the account that shat (??lmao) what Zohran Mamdani said. Which is...

6. "The wealth of a median white
household in the city is more than $200,000, while that of a black household is less than $20,000 ...
We are reckoning with the long history of racism here and starting to act upon a framework that..." Here, the rest of the post is cut off.

7. I fucking hate Nazis so fucking bad.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Truly, though, it's not your fault. AND. You need to be like Will and listen to Sean. Because all of your shitty choices and harmful behavior from this poi t forward? Absolutely your fault.
Matt Damon as Will Hunting and Robin Williams as Sean MacGuire from the movie, "Good Will Hunting." 

We see Robin, who is approximately facing the camera, holding Matt's neck. Matt is facing Robin.

It's the famous scene wherein Robin/Sean keeps telling Matt/Will that it's "Not your fault" until Matt/Will breaks down in Robin's/Sean's arms.

"It's not your fault."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
With alt text.
We are looking at a silver garbage can with a clear liner, sitting on a grey textured office carpet, next to a yellow wall.

Inside the bin... is a large rectangular frame and black matting.  The image of Pam Bondy standing in front of a U.S. flag has been dislodged from the matting and has shifted to the edge of the frame... as if sombody tossed that picture with some velocity into said bin.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Omen (2026)
Barron Trump, in a dark suit, next to Melania Trump, also in a dark suit (and also a large brimmed hat that hides her eyes and forehead). She has a pursed lip evil semi-smile as Barron is staring vacantly into some cavernous nihilistic abyss, plotting whatever Daddy leaves unfinished.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
An image of blue ocean under whitish sky, as if peering through a small windows into a vast expanse.

(Image origin unknown)

In the sky is a caption: *this is a minotaur joke.

(Editor's note: the word "minotaur" is rendered in red**)

**see Appendix 17, note 4
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Always. And still. (Now without a critical alt text typo, lol.)
Yellow font, with red drop shadow, on a vibrant blue background (...it's the Zohran Mamdani for NYC sign design...) and the attributed quote:

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN!

-ALICE WONG (1974 - 2025)
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sean: Hey, Will… I don’t know a lot. But you see this? All this shit. ...Defund the military. Will: Yeah, I know that. Sean: Look at me, son. Defund the military. Will: I know. Sean: Defund the military. Will: I know. Sean: Defund the military. Will: [Crying] Don’t fuck with me. 😡🥺😭😭🫂🫂
Matt Damon as Will Hunting and Robin Williams as Sean MacGuire in the movie, "Good Will Hunting." We see Robin, who is approximately facing the camera, holding Matt's neck. Matt is facing Robin.

It's the famous scene wherein Robin keeps telling Matt that it's "Not your fault" until Matt breaks down in Robin's arms.

Here, I've replaced the caption, "It's not your fault," with "Defund the military."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Upstate Dem (@upstaedwm.bsky.social)

responded to a blocked post with:

"Reported. Profanity."

10:32 a.m. March 1, 2026
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
With alt:
Commands around the world, including U.S. Central Command in the Middle East,
Anthropic's ClaudeAItool, people familiar with the matter confirmed. Centcom
declined to comment on specific systems being used in its ongoing operation
against Iran.

use

The command uses the tool for intelligence assessments, target identification, and simulating battle scenarios even as tension between the company and  Pentagon ratcheted up, the people said, highlighting how embedded the AIbtools are in military
operations.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Here's an image I took that I love.
A phone-captured image of a red cardinal flying by, left to right, wings completely spread and showing amazing architecture and functionality. In the background is a green tree setting off the red of the Cardinal, then light blue sky above, with bright clouds reflecting sunlight and accentuating the transparency of the bird's wing feathers when spread completely out in flight.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It seems.
The classic domino meme with "Gamergate" as the smallest domino and "Cabinet full of rapists" as the biggest domino and "Jeffrey Epstein" as the white man in khakis and a short-sleeved blue button-down shirt setting up the experiment and just about to knock down the Gamergate domino.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I regret to inform you fuck Connor Charles Hellebuyck and that entire fucking U.S.ian ICE hockey team.
A selfie from the Team USA men's hockey dressing room with Connor Hellebuyck holding up a gold medal as Kash Patel  smiles into the camera.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Look at this MAGA MOFO.
Wayne Gretzky, an old, haggard-looking white man in a black suit and an Olympics lanyard around his neck.

His skin is blotchy. Red.

His hair is combed into a part but he appears to be angry that it's on his big hateful cracker noggin.

His eyebrows are doing that thing hateful old white men's eyebrows do where they start to wisp and create a permanent racist  scowl.

He's also all hunched over. Horrible posture. Mario Lemieux would NEVER.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Here's my effort, lol.
1 of 2.

A stark white background. 

Olympic medal stand bottom and center.

Swiss Skiiers (wearing red and white outfits and holding their respective bronze and silver medals and staring upward and toward the middle, where in reality Brazilian gold medalist Lucas Pinheiro Braathen is leaping up in the air with his medal... but I have replaced him with a Jumping Mario from the game Super Mario Brothers.2 of 2.

Now we are in Super Madio Brothers. Three green pipes jut up.

Little angry mushrooms prowl the ground.

We see a blue sky and a single white cloud in the upper left.

In reality, Mario is leaping from the middle green pipe.

However, I have put Brazilian Olympic Lucas Pinheiro Braathen in his place... completing the scene swap.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Be my valentime.
It's a classic preschool Valentine format.

An image.

A message. 

And then the space for:

To:

From:

In this case, the background is light purple. The image is a cat wearing a green conical party hat. He is making a weird but common cat face, explained by the message above him. The Valentine's poem, as it were.

Kitty is saying, "are you a bird cuz you make me wanna ekekek"
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Without new picks, describe your gender.
It's the Sickos meme. But with an image of Fred "Mister Rogers" peering into his own window from his show, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

From inside, we see 60s/70s era busily patterned curtains and Fred peering in, a large smile on his face. His right hand is raised and touching the middle junction of the four-panel window. Dark colored cardigan unzipped 3/4, revealing a black tee that says "SICKOS." A cartoon speech bubble was added which says, of course, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
An image of white woman, Rachel Dolezal, when she was a white teenager.

Long, straight, white-peraon dirty blonde hair, white freckles, still the massive forehead (call it a fivehead), and thin, thin white peramson lips.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A shitty, untalented, racist white man with a creepy mustache and pigtails peeking out of an oversized white hat, wearing a black leather jacket and absolutely looking like he has all the heps and prolly Ozempic too.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Here, lol, so I chopped the curse-bowl out as a sticker. Then I zoomed way in on the yellowish background and snapped a photo. Then I placed the bowl (sticker) onto the clean background. And then the full optical illusion is on display.
Here, lol, so I chopped the curse-bowl out as a sticker.

Then I zoomed way in on the yellowish background and snapped a photo.

Then I placed the bowl (sticker) onto the clean background.

And then the full optical illusion is on display.

You can't tell anything. It's utterly 2-D-ized lol.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hear, hear!
Tweet: “as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language”

Merriam-Webster Quote Tweet: “But, it’s not wrong that that occurs.”

Merriam-Webster Quote Skeet of said Quote Tweet: "There, there..."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The new Bluesky application icon. A white butterfly centered in a rounded, sky blue square.

As OP said, bad. "All of the poofy shadowing and the weird edge outline looks terrible."

I put GOATSE hands on the upper wings of the butterfly
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Madame Guillotine" Alt-text, pt. 1. Alt-text, pt.2.
Content warning... this is going to be a long alt text because the piece of art demands it.  Additionally, there is a distinct and definitionally graphic depiction of fictionalized violence.

We begin...

A vertically-oriented image produced with graphite and red colored-pencil.  It is stunning, brilliantly drawn and colored, and has incredible textures and shading.

The piece is called, "Madame Guillotine" and the artist is Matej Kollár.

We are looking at an outdoor scene.

Five men in almost identical suits stand, hands crossed and clasped at the belly, elbows protruding slightly.  Somehow, they are connected at the elbows, perhaps with some thread or fictional binding substance.

The men are standing on a cobblestone street.

In front of them, a sewer lid has been removed from a hole in the ground and a river of red blood flows from stage left, into the drain, in front of the five men referenced above.  The lid seems to have a grotesquely open mouth, blunted symmetrical teeth, a sharp protruding tongue, and four eyes or orbital structures.  It's utterly disconcerting.

Just below the lid and about to fall down the drain?  Is Donald Trump's dismembered head.

Stage left, in the river of blood?  Jeff Bezos's dismembered head.

Above the five men standing is the most fantastic creature.  

It is Madame Guillotine.  She is nude and she is fit.  Quite muscular and lean, and with thick thighs and haunches. Her legs, with exquisitely defined musculature, end in sharp blades.  She is prancing, perhaps marching, just above the five standing men.  Resplendent.  She actually looks quite like a drum major in a marching band.  She has a staff or stick or wand in her left hand.  Raised.  Her right hand falls back as she strides.  Around her neck is a tall, ribboned collar of... perhaps light.  And above her head?  A crown of the same light...tendrils gliding back...as if the crown is perhaps alight or trailing off as she beheads the standing men with her right leg blade.(1/2)She has already beheaded the first three men, left to right. and a smaller river of gravity-defying blood travels across their shoulders and now headless and neckless torsos.

The white shirts are in the incremental stages of blood-soakedness.

Far left? Bobby Kotick, whose shirt is fully red and whose head, smiling at you with the creepiest and emptiest of eyes, is about to hit the ground.

Next? Peter Thiel, whose shirt is half-soaked and whose head has only fallen to his waist.

Third?  Ah, third.  Elon Musk has caught his head and is holding it.  His shirt is only blood-soaked to the bottom of his collar.

Next is Robert Fico, whose head is just now being sliced off by Madame Guillotine, the river of beheading blood ending here as well.

And finally, waiting to be the final victim, is Vladimir Putin.

The background behind and above the scene appears as though a wooley, textured, perhaps cloudy, but gorgeously layered atmosphere through which rays of sunlight are pouring, from the upper right, and shining upon the head (lol) drum major.  Perhaps those are the very same rays emanating from Madame's crown and also, we now notice, her fingertips and leg-blade tips.

This, again, is a piece titled, "Madame Guillotine."

It is by Matej Kollár, whose work is easily findable AND purchasable.  You should consider supporting this artist.

Alt-text written by: Gregory the A'ight
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is who runs tbis account.
This picture was taken in 1977, and the image is washed-out with muted colors just the way images from this era always are.

Most of the 1x1 area highlights a Christmas Tree.

In front of said tree, and on the far right of the image stands an adorable white toddler in snap-up onesie jammies with a wide-eyed and almost surprised look on his face. My face.

Maybe I saw Santa!

No idea lol.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
My senior picture.

The goal was a hip hop stance but it looks more like I'm prepping for the starting blocks in a sprint race, lol.

The backdrop, which is lying on the floor and also rising behind me, is like a washed-out white, gray, and black paint angled snowstorm vibe.

And me.

In green acid-washed bib jorts (i.e. jean shorts), one strap down. A green, busily patterned, short-sleeve rayon shirt... buttoned to the neck for no good reason.

White tube socks and two-tone brown discount Nikes.

Hair a glorious Sicilian helmet-fro.

Massive glasses frames.

A shit eating grin completes the look and vibe.

It is Gregory the A'ight at 18. In a hip hop stance. LMAO.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Scene from The Big Lebowski. 

Tight shot of three white men in a bowling alley.

Left to right: Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, and John Goodman.

It's from The Big Lebowski. Classic scene from a classic movie with only classic scenes and lines.

Oh.

The classic line, "Shut the fuck up, Donnie," has been replaced with, "Shut the fuck up, Pachucki."
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I would block me, if I were him... but for ephemeral posterity sake (has to be a single word for that) here ia who he is:
markpachucki
@markpachucki.bsky. social
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492 followers 134 following 54 posts
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Professor, UMass Amherst. Studying inequality in culture, networks, health. Focused on prevention, risk mitigation, and community. Often through food. The views expressed here are my own, and not my employer's.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I did this like an hour ago then forgot lmao.
Okay.

You know Mt. Peanut? He's a cartoon peanut, vertically oriented. 

He has a silly little top hat, monocle... and Mr. Potato style arms and legs, but also a cane. And his shoes and white goved hands and the other shit imply sophistication. Like Sir Toppem Hat or the guy from the Monopoly game.

Anyways. 

I took the ICE agent in question... his peanut-shaped head in particular... then reconstructed Mr. Peanut, but with his full head as the actual nut. So, like, the arms are coming out of dude's ears and the legs protruding from his chin lmao.
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Gregory The A'ight @gregoryaight.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A head shot of a big balding white man with an affable smile in a Green Bay Packers golf shirt.

I put a Charlie Brown curly cue hair on his prominent fivehead.
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