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Greg Mussio

@gregmussio.bsky.social
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Writer, guitarist, inveterate polemicist, curmudgeon. Known on certain sites as The Dark Elf. Now get off my lawn. I'm just patiently waiting here for a certain fascist to die so I can go piss on his grave. #NoDMs, please. No sales. No dates. No chats.

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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 4h
Evidently, you don't have to live in Michigan to vote there. Just ask Mike Rodgers.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 4h
Donny better be careful, a billy goat might want to fuck that.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like he mistakenly pooped rather than farted.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude lived in Florida for the last several years. When he was in Congress he did nothing for Michigan and everything for Big Pharma and his other lobbyist pals. Fuck this guy.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You would think someone with wealth would fix those fucking eyebrows and get a damn decent haircut.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know he would side with Santa Anna. They're buddies!
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Born in a Borough in New York called Queens His Nazi dad was corrupt and mean Raised with a silver spoon shoved in his mouth Small hands up north and bone spurs down south DONN--EEE Donny Crooked, King with a diapered rear
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here comes waddling Diaper Don The geriatric grifter and deluded con Treats his cult like they're his pawns While the rest of us want that fucker gone
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Impressive showing! St. Clair County is usually red.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen cross-dressers that look better. I guess you'd call that look "trans-ender".
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most humorous part of Trump's assailing of mail-in ballots? He has voted by mail for years.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idiot in the rain, waiting to see the cult leader who is about to steal her social security and Medicare money, and spend it on the faux-gold embossed ceilings of his palace.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When Darwinism meets Idiocracy. Some folks just simply shouldn't breed.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vance has the charisma of a used tampon.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He probably didn't have the funds for any further plastic surgery enhancements for her.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to see the math regarding less generals making more GIs.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paxton is an infected perineum you hear about on Jardiance commercials.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, a nightmare scenario, you're all going to fucking prison.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Trump administration's plot lines come straight from George Orwell's book "1984", but only if it were made into a movie by the producers of "Idiocracy". thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Former White House ethics attorney: Taxpayer-funded ads could be ‘impeachable offense’
Former White House ethics attorney Richard Painter said the White House using taxpayer dollars for TV ads promoting President Trump could be “an impeachable offense.” “As I told @baylisswagner of t…
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's just mad because someone told her she looks like Stephen Miller with a wig.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmmm...shouldn't the invitation be en español? Solo lo comento, ¡nada más!
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the sins of graft, rape and treason, Trump has rendered no act of repentance. We separate him from all Constitutional freedoms and the society of Americans. We declare him excommunicate and anathema, and cast him into the outer darkness. We judge him damned with the devil and all the reprobate.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thiel hasn't seen real evil I guess. He might change his mind when roving bands of starving people start stringing up billionaires. The 14th century peasant revolts in England, France, Italy and Flanders where the poor killed lords, knights and bishops comes to mind.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan is upset! Susan is outraged! Susan is angry! Susan is bribed... Oh... wait... never mind.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately for Trump, this Chinese person will not be offering a happy ending.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jethro Tull - Songs from the Wood www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UY...
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Songs from the Wood (2003 Remaster)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull - Topic
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She puts the in the HO in the House of Representatives.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The look of a man when a woman giggles at their flaccid little penis.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Excerpt courtesy of Pink Floyd: (Waiting) To follow the worms To put on a black shirt To weed out the weaklings To smash in their windows and kick in their doors For the final solution to strengthen the strain To follow the worms To turn on the showers and fire the ovens...
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went back to Ohio But my pretty countryside Had been paved down the middle By a government that had no pride The farms of Ohio Had been replaced by shopping malls And Muzak filled the air From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls I said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"That's life" is what Gym Jordan said when young athletes were being raped in the showers at Ohio State.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vance is what you get If a vinegar douchebag was anthropomorphized and given a given a Spirit Halloween beard.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They called it "White Power Hour" because the "Nazi Jew Boy Show" was upsetting to all the Fascists and KKK members who also hate Jews.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, maybe it wouldn't always be negative if Trump wasn't always such a dick.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I could waste money on better ideas than this.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a weird spin-off of "Shaun of the Dead" and "Idiocracy".
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My, you could fit a whole bag of dicks in that pie hole.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, Trump is a twat; but if AI is "Supreme Intelligence," then once it controls all facets of communication and infrastructure, we will be, as Mr. Smith stated: "A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Trump posts poll to rename ‘AI,’ says current name is ‘inaccurate, and very ineloquent’
President Trump posted a poll on Truth Social, pitching potential new names for artificial intelligence — calling the emerging technology’s name “inaccurate.” In a Saturday Truth Social post, the p…
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The vast majority of Presidents had dogs. In fact, every president for the last 115 years has had a dog in the White House. Except for one: Trump. Some critics and mental health professionals claim Trump exhibits traits of a sociopath due to a perceived lack of empathy and focus on personal benefit.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patel: "Senator, I did not fuck that goat, she fucked me!"
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh yeah...he gone.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Destination: Solsbury Hill How to get there: Climbing up on Reason: To see the city lights
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
U.S. consumers have paid over $100 billion in extra fuel costs since the beginning of the year, driven largely by rising oil prices following the start of the conflict with Iran. Individual households have paid more than $770 extra in increased fuel expenses. finance.yahoo.com/energy/artic...
finance.yahoo.com
Gas prices are more than 40 cents higher they’ve ever been at this point in recent election cycles
Another leg up in gas prices to begin September has underlined the political headwind that President Trump and Republicans face on the issue, with exactly seven weeks left before the midterm elections...
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your honor, I swear, that sheep fucked me!
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well it's obvious isn't it? Democrats got all the brown skinned folks to vote. We have a plan to bring back 1950s Alabama, when things were good and voters were white and Christian and uneducated.
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congress approved about $257 million for renovations at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as part of a 2025 tax and spending law. Where the hell is that money?
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
B.B. King - How Blue Can you Get? www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ui...
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How Blue Can You Get?
YouTube video by B.B. King - Topic
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Greg Mussio @gregmussio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dude is a vegetable. He should be in a convalescent home with a drool cup and some Depends.
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