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Greg Moodie

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Artist and writer, deviant collagist. Author of 'Six Degrees Of Stupidity' and other peculiar books. Always YES. 'Crazed genius' - AL Kennedy. gregmoodie.com

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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A few people have reported problems making payment, so I now have Googlepay activated.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get your 2027 calendar here: gregmoodie.com/product/cool...
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Cool Scots Calendar 2027
LIMITED EDITION 2027 COOL SCOTS CALENDAR. 200 copies only, each one signed and numbered. Heavyweight large format (A3), single-sided ring-bound wall calendars featuring 12 profiles from Greg Moodie's ...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
COOL SCOTS CALENDAR 2027. Limited to 200 copies only, each one signed and numbered. Full-colour, single-sided ring-bound wall calendars printed on heavyweight A3 silk paper. To get your copy, follow the link in the comments.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This month's Cool Scots calendar star is the great 'Scrooge' actor Alastair Sim, who was born near the Edinburgh Filmhouse on this day in 1900. I'll be announcing the 2027 calendar around noon today. Numbers are limited, so don't miss it.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Kites
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And once again @tommyreckless.bsky.social @grantmcphee.bsky.social
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Eli Redman @eliredman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love this. Wish I could go.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely. I wouldn't let you down.
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Eli Redman @eliredman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@gregmoodie.bsky.social are you doing a 2027 calendar?
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I sang a handful of songs I wrote for The Kites many moons ago at my drummer friend Neil's birthday bash in Hawick last night. A lot of fun.
Greg and Neil reform The Kites.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even the graphic design? Haha.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No idea what I was going for.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@tommyreckless.bsky.social @grantmcphee.bsky.social
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This weekend I'm off to Hawick to play at my drummer friend's birthday party. Here we are at the front of this very old promotional flyer for our band, The Kites. So sweet!
Very old promotional flyer for our band, The Kites.
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just remembered to turn my calendar over to October. So glad I did. Marvellous work @gregmoodie.bsky.social
Greg Moodie's 2026 calendar featuring Alastair Sim.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the 12th anniversary of the independence result, I'm reminded of the feeble advert produced by Better Together in an attempt to woo undecided women. Cue the 'Return Of The Patronising BT Lady'. #indyref #ScottishIndependenceNow gregmoodie.com/return-of-th...
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Return Of The Patronising BT Lady
On the 12th anniversary of the independence referendum, I recalled the appallingly insulting advert produced by Better Together towards the close of the campaign. Apparently masterminded by Douglas Al...
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just looked in my phone gallery for that day and no photos, but the Daily Reckless for that day featured this:
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Just Say Yes
YouTube video by Daily Reckless
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was at the Freespace Gallery in Easter Road on #indyref day, September 18th 2014, along with these legends. Where were you?
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today I started the 2027 Cool Scots calendar. This year I will make enough to go round. How does everyone feel about a pre-order form?
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The elusive Tormentil plant (Potentilla Erecta - yes, really), which features in my book, Six Degrees Of Stupidity, and on the front cover. It's growing wild up here in Beecraigs country park. gregmoodie.com/product/six-...
Wild Tormentil Six Degrees Of Stupidity
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can always count on the Cool Scots calendar to sum things up perfectly.
14th
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As someone who has never worn sunglasses in their life, it is my duty to now report that the bastarding big yellow ball in the sky has given me cataracts, and I'm going to need an operation. Advice, sympathy, and dammit, hugs welcome.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rise and shine, wastrels. Did you know that Blighty stems from the word blight, meaning epidemic? Yes, that's how much England is loved around the world. gregmoodie.com/dear-john/
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Dear John
Prime Minister Andy Burnham appeared to lay down the conditions for a second Scottish independence referendum by saying the situation was the same as in Northern Ireland, where the Good Friday agreeme...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Following John Swinney's request for talks on the question of Scottish independence, Andy Burnham and his special adviser had to choose their words carefully when drafting a reply. It's this week's cartoon, you lucky devils. gregmoodie.com/dear-john/
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Dear John
Prime Minister Andy Burnham appeared to lay down the conditions for a second Scottish independence referendum by saying the situation was the same as in Northern Ireland, where the Good Friday agreeme...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look out for tomorrow's cartoon, where the original, uncensored content of Andy's letter to the First Minister will be revealed.
Andy Burnham responds to John Swinney's call for 'indyref2 mechanism'
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look out for tomorrow's cartoon, where the original, uncensored content of Andy's letter to the First Minister will be revealed.
Andy Burnham responds to John Swinney's call for 'indyref2 mechanism'
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Black shorts, white socks Pea brains, wee cocks Flashing their knees Love their mummies
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PG Wodehouse, Nostradamus | Daily Reckless
"Brother black shorts As I stand before you tonight We are on the brink of victory Our policies are clear Our policies are just Our policies are fully laid out In my book Wither England? Price three a...
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Kim Marshall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇪🇺 @kimmarshall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I doubt that the former mayor of Greater Manchester does anything wittingly.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Has Andy Burnham just unwittingly awoken a slumbering independence movement? Time for a campaign.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here's a brand new cartoon about the idiot Scottish branch manager of Reform UK, Malcolm Offord, who claimed that Scotland has 3 million unemployed. Please share widely, as this level of stupidity is rare. gregmoodie.com/the-trouble-...
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The Trouble With Work
Idiot Reform UK branch manager Malcolm Offord claimed that Scotland had 3 million unemployed.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NEVER WEAR WHITE SOCKS. #tip
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here's a brand new cartoon about the idiot Scottish branch manager of Reform UK, Malcolm Offord, who claimed that Scotland has 3 million unemployed. Please share widely, as this level of stupidity is rare. gregmoodie.com/the-trouble-...
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The Trouble With Work
Idiot Reform UK branch manager Malcolm Offord claimed that Scotland had 3 million unemployed.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look out for my new comic strip about this ridiculous old trout later today.
Offord twat
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Amazing! 19-year-old Tommy is on the cover of the new Scottish punk anthology.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's in the Cool Scots calendar, so it must be true.
'Positivity is usually unwarranted'
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David Bruce 🇳🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dab13rp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thanks to Climate News I’ve learned a new term. I reckon it’s only a matter of time before labour recommend we pivot to intermittent fasting to avoid starvation as an ambitious and achievable outcome. bsky.app/profile/clim...
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Stockpiling My Beans For You | Daily Reckless
A few stolen doughnuts is all that we see You've got a brand new can of corned beef and I've got a brand new key Though I've tried to resist putting tripe on the list And a tin of spam just won't do S...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The broad shoulders of the UK in action. #ScottishIndependence
UK citizens will be told to stock up on tinned food and take steps to ensure they are prepared for national emergencies as part of a new government campaign to improve the nation’s resilience.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My youngest art class pupil is just 5 years old.
Painting by my 5 year old pupil.
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Go Greg!
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Anne Roberts @anneroberts54.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yes indeed I'm in.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
EXCITING NEWS! I asked Succession star and fellow Dundonian Brian Cox to write a foreword to 'More Cool Scots', a follow-up to my original book, and not only did he agree, he's written something excellent. What an incentive to get on with the book! Will you help me crowdfund it?
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tommy and the Burryman. Good times.
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This week's comic strip is entitled 'The Inexplicable Rise Of Anas Sarwar' and is the Anasbot 900's statement on being given that seat in the House of Lords. gregmoodie.com/the-inexplic...
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The Inexplicable Rise Of Anas Sarwar
Following a disastrous election result for Scottish Labour, branch manager Anas Sarwar stepped down and was inexplicably given a cabinet post in the Westminster government by new PM Andy Burnham, via ...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"My first task in the House of Lords will be to vehemently deny ever calling for its abolition."
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This week's comic strip is entitled 'The Inexplicable Rise Of Anas Sarwar' and is the Anasbot 900's statement on being given that seat in the House of Lords. gregmoodie.com/the-inexplic...
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The Inexplicable Rise Of Anas Sarwar
Following a disastrous election result for Scottish Labour, branch manager Anas Sarwar stepped down and was inexplicably given a cabinet post in the Westminster government by new PM Andy Burnham, via ...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nice rant.
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey, I saw our old pal on the news yesterday. Did a dirty wee remix.
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John McTernan Says (Keir mix) | Daily Reckless
{John Mcternan speaks} What can we do with Jeremy Corbyn? Please can we all just ignore him? He is just a bleeding thorn in Our side, don't encourage him John McTernan says you're unelectable That boy...
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Meanwhile, The Herald continues its descent into madness.
'If Burnham lives up to his promise, he kills indy stone dead'
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Greg Moodie @gregmoodie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He's loving the attention.
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