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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She'll just plead the Fifth Dimension that she inhabits
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
He had it comin'
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Nobody carded this bro. Also, I bet it was Bud Light
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Certainly nobody who took 4th grade math thought possible...
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I just find it hilarious that bro is being interviewed on "the former No 2 at the FBI's podcast."
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So then, Bill, you're saying Chair Powell has been too accommodative and the bond market thinks his monetary policy is long-term inflationary? Don't tell your boss that.
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ISWYDT
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Nobody jams Butters
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bros is confused. Just as the crafty Eric the Red intended ...
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
… and who is on tape boasting about groping women and barging in to beauty pageant dressing rooms….
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Exactly! It’s precisely what they’re not doing!! One might argue they’re complying with the letter of the law (one might, though I won’t!) but they’re definitively not complying with the spirit of.
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
“The spirit of the law” is exactly what they’re not complying with!
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Watching Packers and keep thinking it’s snowing in Chicago, but I think it’s some dumb Fox Sports special effect
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
But next season's production of "Uncle Vanya on Ice" is gonna be lit!
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The United States Secretary of Commerce couldn't manage the clearance rack at TJ Max
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Our commerce secretary couldn't manage the clearance rack at Macy's
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
But he’s the bureau’s best podcaster …
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“He cherry picked, Margaret…”
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Chloe Fineman on Instagram: "Melania Trump Christmas #tbt (thank you for reminding me of this 🤣… also Kim K’s house is eeeeerily same vibes) directed by @shartyparty69"
19K likes, 302 comments - chloeiscrazy on December 25, 2023: "Melania Trump Christmas #tbt (thank you for reminding me of this 🤣… also Kim K’s house is eeeeerily same vibes) directed by @shartyparty...
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“They’re all terrible “ is a predictable, self-preservation reaction upon recognizing the ignorant, venal, pedo you voted for is, in fact, an ignorant, venal, pedo
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can’t wait till Pres. Ocasio-Cortez converts it to a homeless shelter
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I hope Pres. Ocasio-Cortez turns it into a homeless shelter
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Not going to yell at you, but sorry, if bro was a recent heroin addict—didn’t know that, btw—kind of dispositive wrt being in the cabinet
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Willfully obtuse. Nobody's trashing store brands or those who buy them. The problem--and he knows it--is citing a basket of fewer things of lower quality as evidence inflation is tamed. Apparently this jabroni is the frontrunner for Jerome Powell's job too (he prolly considers this an audition).
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"The Big Four of the Entertainment Whirl!" Now THAT's copywriting.
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Apropos:
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How Much Does a New Fed Chair Matter?
Speculation over the next chair of the Federal Reserve (Fed) is dominating headlines and keeping markets on edge. A more dovish leader could mean a big shift in monetary policy and raise concerns abou...
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Side note: No surprise that Trump was willing to jeopardize OpSec (“…see him soon”) in the interest of appearing in the know
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Great point (and The Big Sick was genius!)
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Then the obvious next question, Tapper, is “so what are you doing to remove the liar whose nutty rhetoric is going to kill Americans?”
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"In Donald Trump's criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially felicitous. In his White House, the dedicated lackies who investigate these 'hoaxes' are members of an elite squad known as the Special Perpatrators Unit. These are their stories"
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I used to watch Ralph Sampson and still watch KD with the same concern about their builds. It’s like watching a giraffe trying to post up against several elephants
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Is it all going to come down to random legal musical chairs, where some states are adjudicated while others are in various states of stays and appeals when the music stops next November? or are the questions all so similar that SCOTUS ends up dropping some opinion that’s dispositive for all?
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
When egg prices were high it was mostly bc of widespread avian flu, but Trump and his toadies blamed the sitting president’s policies. Now that beef is up bc of the sitting president’s policies, they’re blaming isolated cases of screw worm (and scapegoating immigrants for good measure).
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
These clowns always think everyone’s as corrupt as them
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I think I speak for most Democrats when I say "so would I."
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Maybe. Or he just sees which way the wind is blowing and doesn’t want to look beaten
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This basically Trump saying, “I quit” after getting fired or “I’m leaving you,” after getting dumped
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
A lot of fajitas, I bet!
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
How bout FISERV just leaves the nba cup floor in for the rest of time?
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
In all fairness…
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don’t even think they were being investigated— they were talking to the subject of an investigation
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
… that request came from his wife.”
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It looks like the email very much names the victim (though it is appropos redacted). If so, terrible editing by NY Times. Suggesting the victim was not named in the original makes the whole thing seem less credible. .
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
They. Do.
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
They hold them every day! It’s the media that largely doesn’t care (bc the Dems aren’t in power)
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Your Rep, assuming the message got thru, probably said “umm, Democratic Senate and House leadership—AKA ‘shadow congressional leadership’—holds one or more leadership press briefings per week…Does this guy not have CSpan?”
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
There’s nothing preventing Dems from holding press conferences as often as they want
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yes they did. Davis’s lawyers directly asked the court to overturn Obergefell in their petition. As much as I relish the idea of this morally bankrupt woman going financially bankrupt too, the bigger and more important story is the court’s decision not to revisit Obergefell
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I never pass up an excuse to share my observation that Kim Davis’s spouse looks like the villain at the end of every Scooby Doo episode. The only question is what gender they identify as once they peel off the rubber mask?
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gregjoslyn.bsky.social @gregjoslyn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
No Chuck Schumer fan here, but what’s your evidence of that?
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